Imbecilic TV Food Ads: McDonald’s Laughter/Domino’s Yodelling et al.
Senseless, moronic, unfathomable, infantile.
Any passing alien who caught these adverts would fly away thinking that the human race had not yet developed speech communication and were solely concerned with stuffing their ugly mouths with disgusting slop.
I am human and I find it baffling too. The act of eating food has never left me in hysterics or yearning to yodel. Exactly what are the McDonuts laughing about presumably spluttering all over each other and possibly spreading covid? And the Domaniacs have replaced tex’in’ (init) with the ancient art of yodelling using high-rise blocks of flats to bounce the echo off rather than scenic Swiss mountains.
IMHO these ads, devised by coke-addled marketing executives, reduce meals to the level of feeding time at the human zoo. JUST EAT! Don’t matter what mush it is, just get it doooowwn yer gullet mate.
KFC can’t help turning its customers in half-human-half-chicken. The four lads in a car, all of different efnik origins, urge their driver to turn into a trading estate with all the fast food outlets. Take yer pick, it’s all crap. This whole concept strikes me as animalistic.
No doubt the food resellers and the marketing agencies claim that this is all aboouut bringing folk together, a celebration of feasting dating back to the Anglo-Saxons or Vikings sitting around their great fires in the open air. Breaking bread together. But to me those scenes would appear much more noble and naturalistic than a bunch of woke zombies ordering mass-produced muck from a fast food chain.
Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling
I saw an advert for Mcdonalds in which the poor cretins appeared to be savouring it.
I’d just finished a 12oz medium-rare ribeye and felt quite smug.
Poor cunts.
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