Imbecilic TV Food Ads

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Imbecilic TV Food Ads: McDonald’s Laughter/Domino’s Yodelling et al.

Senseless, moronic, unfathomable, infantile.

Any passing alien who caught these adverts would fly away thinking that the human race had not yet developed speech communication and were solely concerned with stuffing their ugly mouths with disgusting slop.

I am human and I find it baffling too. The act of eating food has never left me in hysterics or yearning to yodel.  Exactly what are the McDonuts laughing about presumably spluttering all over each other and possibly spreading covid? And the Domaniacs have replaced tex’in’ (init) with the ancient art of yodelling using high-rise blocks of flats to bounce the echo off rather than scenic Swiss mountains.

IMHO these ads, devised by coke-addled marketing executives, reduce meals to the level of feeding time at the human zoo. JUST EAT! Don’t matter what mush it is, just get it doooowwn yer gullet mate.

KFC can’t help turning its customers in half-human-half-chicken. The four lads in a car, all of different efnik origins, urge their driver to turn into a trading estate with all the fast food outlets. Take yer pick, it’s all crap. This whole concept strikes me as animalistic.

No doubt the food resellers and the marketing agencies claim that this is all aboouut bringing folk together, a celebration of feasting dating back to the Anglo-Saxons or Vikings sitting around their great fires in the open air. Breaking bread together. But to me those scenes would appear much more noble and naturalistic than a bunch of woke zombies ordering mass-produced muck from a fast food chain.

You Tube McDonalds Ad

Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling

81 thoughts on “Imbecilic TV Food Ads”

  1. At least the KFC ads feature their target audience (darkıes) and don’t indulge in the ridiculous notion that absolutely all families are mixed race. Nothing overtly wrong with fast food ads…they’re just are aimed at the stupidity of their customers, the sort of people who watch ITV Ant and Dec shite and get their ‘Maccy D’s’ delivered.

  2. Presumably lowest common denominator being catered for?

    Having spent time in Londanistan in the recent past, I have witnessed first hand, Dark-Keys et al, at the trough in such establishments 😢

    Reminded me of feeding time at the zoo.
    Many will think that adverts have been dumbed down to the level of this intended market.

    They would be absolutely fucking right👎

  3. Shite aren’t they?
    Whilst a big fan of the art of yodelling, im not keen on it when its inner city pizza loving sooties.
    But then im out of step with the world according to advertising.
    My group of mates are all white,
    Not a ragtag bunch of races,
    My family hasnt got a single umbongo to sit round the table.
    Jon snow would be horrified.
    So advertising has no effect on me.
    Must be aimed at others?

    • While stockpiling jerrycans of petrol recently,
      I came across our multi buys of toilet rolls and baked beans!
      Enough for a army!!
      The missus said its taking up a lot of room and maybe it could go to charity?
      Feed the starving in Africa?

      We had tears of laughter rolling down our faces as we threw it all in the river Mersey….

  4. All TV ads are crap.

    Marketing people are more interested in sending a virtue signalling message rather than shifting a product.

    Food adverts are particularly bad as you can’t convey the taste of something through a television screen.

    I notice that advertisers have moved away from the mixed race couples to adverts which only have black actors.
    If there is a white person it will be a man with a black wife and 2 black kids.

    Token white guy!

    • Yeah I noticed that too.
      I’ve never seen a ‘mixed’ with a white bloke, black woman tho. It’s almost always the other way around.

      ‘Comin’ over ‘ere, tekkin us wimmin’ etc…

    • If they wanted to show a realistically diverse couple they’d be a white man and East Asian woman, which is the most common interracial relationship, yet we never see it.

  5. One only had to witness the massive queues outside of many fast-food outlets up and down the country during lockdown to realise how brainwashed and totally absorbed/dependent some people have become with eating junk food!

    In itself there’s nothing inherently wrong eating FF, including good old fish and chips from the increasing rare old-style chip shop. But everything in moderation surely. And there are far cheaper/healthier alternatives out there, even ready-meals that require all of 5 minutes in the nuke cave!

    Instead the sheep can’t resist the TV ads and will drive miles to their nearest Maccy Ds, or order in for delivery, spending a small fortune, and then whinge about not having enough cash to pay the gas bill!

  6. I don’t watch mainstream TV-liberty picking YouTube suits just fine.
    The only problem is, they have started to put more and more adverts into the content👎

    Recently, an advert for a new model of Mercedes, drive. By a young Dark-Key wimmin-they are really stretching the bounds of reality 😂

    • Those ads are driving me insane at the moment, there’s more and more and they always try and push Premium at you. It would be OK at like £5 P/M but it’s more like £15 or something for content others have created.

      I just mute the commercials and make a note never to buy the tat they are peddling.

    • Just download Adblock for YouTube. It’s free. Just make sure you always have it turned on via the icon in the top right of your browser that looks like a red fast-forward icon. Just Google: Adblock for YouTube and select the relevant download for the type of browser you have, ie. Chrome, Firefox, Opera, etc. It’s the best free download you’l ever use. Just a pity there isn’t one for the Roku TV version of YouTube.

      Ublock Origin is also great.

    • That one really boils my piss. At least they haven’t got the French whore saing “Marc Jacobs” in broken English now. What an ugly load ot trollops though – they should make them visit Wayne Cousins in prison though – that would be a punishment and a half.

    • The message that all women are perfect is a massive insult to the women that make an effort.

      With lacy bras, silk knickers, well applied make up, good teeth and hair.

      On the subject of food ads, how about the McCains mong-fest.

      We are family.

      If any of them were in my family then I would do the kind thing and drown them. Not give them chips.

      • That commercial is horrible from the people on show to the annoying voiceover man with the oh so sincere voice…may he burn in Hell.

        Like the chip people shareholders give a flying fuck about “family”…yeah right.

    • Along with:
      Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy (inane bints giggling) *MARC JACOBS*, oddly one of the most feckin annoying ads ever. I bet it stinks like screw-threading compound.
      Along with “It’s a G-R-A-Z-E idea”
      And Stacey Gooley “Doing backstage wif da girlz”…

    • Ive noticed this woman keep appearing in adverts,
      A whitey!
      But old, looks like Mavis Riley from Coronation Street,
      Proper fancies herself as well!
      She must have dementia?
      In one advert shes acting all confident then the next woman is a mechanic!!
      A black female mechanic!
      As if.
      Ive never seen a chimpanshe working on a vehicle,
      And wouldn’t let one work on mine!
      I remember when it was just teabag adverts they did.

    • That’s one of the instigators I’m convinced. Have you ever caught sight of the advert’ featuring a black “rapper” (who looks like Ali G) resplendent in shell suit and gold chains and with a chopped motorcycle as a prop? I thought it was an actor but it turns out he’s a real life rapper paid £millions for the role.

      These ad’s are definitely “sub-prime” as it were and they must work or they wouldn’t keep running. Yet another good reason to bin live TV👍

      • Adverts with ethnic families in aren’t new, in the 70s I can remember a family of ethnic people advertising PG Tips.

  9. Our television and radio broadcasts are travelling through space – and that includes these imbecilic advertisements. Fortunately, tv broadcasts are more diffuse, travel more slowly and will be more difficult to pick up – but it’s not impossible. Radio waves, however, travel intact through the vacuum of space at the speed of light.

    By now our earliest radio waves have traveled about 116 light years into space in all directions. There are many stars within 4 to 116 light years of Earth. Many, probably most of them, have exoplanets. Some may harbour intelligent life (I personally doubt it). Chris Moyles, Nash Kumar, Radio 4 and Mancunian gobshite Sara Cox will be coming their way soon, along with the moronic adverts that are the subject of this nom.

    Based on the shower of shite they hear they will probably decide we are not worth bothering with.

    Perhaps a good thing.

    • Even an alien species made purely from dicks and who got the horn more readily than Cuntstable wouldn’t shag Sarah Cox.

    • Morning MCMM👍
      Why do you doubt these planets might harbour intelligent life?
      Genuinely interested?
      I thought in your line of work thatd be the holy grail?
      I think that at least one must,
      But I think we shouldn’t expect them to be anything other than little cunts.
      I dont trust them,
      And already thinking up ways to discriminate against them.

      • I doubt it MNC because after 60 years of intensive search with radio telescopes we have not detected a jot of evidence. I subscribe to the rare Earth hypothesis – life is rare because it relies on an incredible number of rare coincidences coming together to start it. I wold not be surprised to find that there are no more than half a dozen planets in each galaxy harbouring life – and not necessarily intelligent. Others disagree – it’s a contentious topic.

      • We doing such a good job harbouring intelligent life here on Earth that it is almost impossible to find.

      • You don’t fancy being the first inter-planetary removal magnate?
        You could move IsAC’s wall of cunts to a distant planet😀👍

      • CG@
        If I can’t get along with other earthlings how do you think im going to get along with fuckin daleks?

      • Sounds like a good idea, CG. Although why go that far to dump them when we have a very hospitable planet, Venus, on our doorstep ?

    • “Based on the shower of shite they hear they will probably decide we are not worth bothering with.“

      Or that we’ve got abundant natural resources and we’d be a complete pushover to conquer 😳

      • Natural resources are plentiful throughout our solar system and galaxy. There’s nothing on earth an advanced alien civilisation couldn’t manufacture themselves.

  10. Whenever I fire up the idiot lantern it seems to transport me to Tanzania almost immediately.

    Fuck the monkeys and their swill.

  11. Every one of those cackling bastards in that McDonalds ad would be chewing on my boot if I had my way.
    Bunch of cunts.

    • Sometimes Greeb Streebling other times Streeb Greebling. The great Peter Cook alternated his creations. One of them had a restaurant called the Frog and Peach situated in the middle of the Yorkshire moors to enable easy parking. Wonderful.

  13. A more accurate way of telling how popular each takeaway crap would be to litter pick a stretch of road, and have a breakdown of each company’s contribution.
    I’m sure McDonald’s would win. I’m sure that there is nowhere on earth where you can be more than ten feet away from some discarded McDonald’s packaging.
    Their customers are dregs.

  14. Once you realise that the consumers are just stomachs on sofas, the ads seem to make sense. Dreamed up by cynical cunts to appeal to useless cunts.

    Good morning, everyone.

  15. It’s not just fast food ads though is it? We’ve had Howard, the singing bank clerk, that fat Welsh cretin singing Go Compare, talking fucking meerkats, Claudia bloody Winklewank. And that’s before we get to Linekunt dressing up as Colonel Sanders. Ad agencies think that the more annoying the repetitive advert, the better the message gets across. I think most of us agree that the message actually reads as “boycott these fuckers products”.

    • Too true. I never buy anything an advertisement tells me to buy. Except Mr Remington’s ingenious electric shavers. And only because he promised my money back if it didn’t work.

    • Don’t forget Debbie McGee’s Kitchen Magic, where she’s spreadeagled naked on the kitchen table, with baked beans and brown sauce oozing from her muff…

  16. I wonder how much benefits money is wasted per week on fast food, I bet you would be shocked.

    I would have a special benefits currency that excluded things like junk food, phones, subscription TV, trainers and new cars.

    • It does my heart good to know that the many thousands of pounds I, and millions of others, have paid in tax over the years, has been put to good use in feeding these cunt via their much-deserved benefits.

      So while people are out there working their balls/tits off just to keep their heads above water, those cunts that spend all their days in front of the TV while scoffing another limp looking Big Mac and triple-fries from their meagre benefits!

      But that’s another story

    • no-refundable vouchers for the greengrocer and butcher.

      Help local trade and cut down on the illnesses of the underclass.

    • This film is an absolute gem.
      Both Douglas and Robert Duvall (my favourite American actor) were brilliant in it.

  18. Adverts used to be quite clever or am I wrong?
    Memorable jingles, funny, catchphrases youd hear repeated on the street,
    In pubs, playgrounds, workplaces etc.

    Mel Sykes “do you wanna flake in that luv?”
    And I did!
    The only advert I like now is the Lloyds black horse with that little foal- awww, beautiful creatures horses aren’t they?
    Make you realise you have a soul.
    And theres some picanninies watching from a train window.
    I like to imagine theyre being deported…
    .

  20. When the hospitals have a tsunami of bloated cunts in about 20 years
    Will the NHS say “I’m luvin it’

    Will Mc Diddle give a fuck

  23. I absolutely fucking loathe that McCuntDonalds advert where every twat is laughing uncontrollably.

    Are they putting liberty caps in the ingredients now or something?

    Load of fucking shite.

  24. One of the worst ones is the ad for a mobile credit card device where everyone starts saying ‘ooooooh’. I can’t reach for the mute button quick enough.

    I started noting down which adverts have which ethnic groups in.
    So far I have
    White only :5
    Black only : 3
    Mixed : 11

    White only seems to be for old folks ads such as cremations.
    I suspect the numbers are more skewed on Itv which I don’t watch

    • That credit card device ad sets my dog howling. He thinks he’s joining in with the wolf pack!
      The ones that really get my goat are those alarm company ads.
      ” The neighbours were burgled last night!”
      ” That could have been us!”
      Not a word of empathy for the neighbours, the smug cunts!

  25. Why would anyone ever eat anything from McDonald’s? Fucking gross I think eating a deep fried rat would be a healthier option

    There’s a Mickie D’s within 10 minutes walking distance from me not even tempted to eat that pig slop last time I was in a McDonald’s was like 5 years ago amazed at what they were charging for their dirty grease infused crap some sandwiches had artisan and gourmet titles load of shit is what it is

    • I like a McDonalds as an occasional treat but, despite living a couple of minutes walk from one, the last time I went was on the day I moved house and I needed something on the go and that was nearly 7 years ago.

      • Their buns taste sickly sweet how many grams of sugar in there? beef is of questionable origin and quality whats to like exactly? Problem most cunts who go to fast-food places don’t walk lol

        Bigmacs and twist ice cream cones have some childhood nostalgia to it but I rather make my own If I ever venture there again I’ll most likely be intoxicated

  26. We had it at our wedding reception and probably have it for our 30th anniversary.
    Im not really into posh food.

    • A mate of mine went to visit his brother in America and the brother treated them to one for Christmas dinner.

  29. I just heard that there’s a conspiracy theory about McDonalds – apparently some say they put human flesh in the food! Is that what they are laughing at?!

  30. I left my iPod at home the other week and had to spend my commute listening to the radio. The adverts were full of blek sounding bredrins selling anything from houses to chiggun, chortling simpletons, those cunting meerkats and ‘jokes’ so bad you’d have to be lobotomised to drool at them.

    After the first day I could no longer bear it and swerved my car off the road to explode in a massive fireball like what they do on telly.

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