Me neither but she´s an old hag who is apparently an artist. I watched half of an interview with her on the BBC´s “Hard Talk” program although no tough questions were actually asked by the sycophantic interviewer, Stephen Thacker. Hambling is in her mid-70s but dresses like a dyke punk from the 1970s in black leather, has a Medusa hairstyle and is a chainsmoker. Only Whoopy Goldberg´s arsehole could be uglier or more off putting than her grim visage.
Thacker´s “hard” questions were about her father – a “bisexual silent behind the Daily Telegraph”, the ”environment” – paintings of unhappy animals – and the “dead” – she painted her parents in their coffin.
Her works include a statue of two well-known pillow biters, Oscar Wilde in London and a tribute to Benjamin Britten in Aldeburgh (which, to be fair to the old harridan is not bad) called “Scallops”. Alas the people who actually live in Aldeburgh hated it and hundreds of them signed a petition calling for it to be removed while those more actively opposed have vandalized it.
She also painted a portrait of that well-know philanthropist and lover of children, Michael Jackson but refused to paint Mrs. Thatcher. What a surprise. I wonder what Maggie would have thought of Maggi.
Nominated by: Mr Polly
Looks pissed up?
Half asleep.
Wake up Maggie!
I think ive got something to say to you.
So your daddy had more cocks than Katie Price, so what?
Hardly a excuse for acting a cunt!!
If your dad wasn’t such a bummer he might of given you the odd slap,
Adjusted your attitude.
So you got off lightly.
You fuckin crayola mong.
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What a happy looking cunt.
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I’ve never heard of her so I Googled it. What a miserable looking fucker she is. Not one picture on tinterweb where she looks remotely happy. If that’s what playing with crayola does for you then I’m glad I don’t.
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She looks like a very naughty sort.
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It’ll have a minge like a punched lasagne decorated with anchovies.
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What a hideous desiccated old hag.
Looks like a mummified version of John Pertwee’s Dr Who.
Cunt.
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A sad old punk who paints pop icons?
Not worth my time. Stick her with Banksy and the other trash.
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If I bumped into that in the woods I’d assume my next stop would be her cauldron.
Stake through it’s heart then paint a giant cock and balls on its garage door.
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I’ve heard of her.
She used to be a regular on TV panel shows back in the ’80s & ’90s, often sporting a “subversive” moustache, as I recall. Goes without saying she’s done a portrait of Stephen Fry:
https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/portrait/mw09544/Stephen-Fry
I wouldn’t have recognised him, way too flattering, methinks.
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Fairs fair, I instantly recognised it às Stephen Fry.
Its good, but not exactly earth shattering.
Hold on, no.
Im thinking of Hugh Laurie.
Hugh Laurie has a son whos a mouse!!
Imagine that?
Feel dead sorry for him,
Hide the cheese luv, and no you cant get a cat.
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That painting is truly fucking shit, the cunt looks like he has Bell’s palsy.
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Looks like someone has given Mr. Fry a good kicking. Anyone off here?
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She looks like a decidedly dodgy character from the East End underworld.
‘Alright Guv; What can I do you for?’
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I wonder if she enjoys face sitting and arse worship.
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Yeah she does.
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I don’t wonder. Nor do I even want to consider it
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Didn’t Benjamin Britten do his bit for the country during WW2 by fucking off to canada with his boyfriend?
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Naw, your thinking of Ben Dover.
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Or maybe WH Auden.
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Actually, now I recognise her! She’s obviously changed her name by deed poll to avoid repercussions…
May I therefore take this opportunity to heartily congratulate Joan Ferguson on her release from Wentworth Prison.
Good luck with the art venture freak 👍
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Bugger that. She’s a far better artist than many so-called who have graced ISAC’s pages. I like The Scallop, and her North Sea paintings range between lousy to pretty fair. What she looks like is outside her control, and very few artists these days are of the H*tler School – leftieness goes with the job.
No more a cunt than many.
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To be fair, she is a proper artist. She knows her way around a paintbox and is no slouch when it comes to sculpting. Naturally her politics are way off beam, but typical of 20th /21st century artists. Don’t think she’d make it into my Cunts 100.
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Oh, and she knows how to draw too.
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But does she give you the horn? I think we should be told.
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Oh yes, serious artist,…piss artist!
Box of crayons and 12 cans of Tennant’s super.
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Benefits probably
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There’s only one cunter to whom she gives the horn, and it definitely, positively, certainly ain’t me, babe!
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Bet that face is just for men
Imagine the milkman trying to get paid
Upsets his head for hours thinking about this bitter Fartiste he’s got to call round to
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I always thought Maggi was a liquid seasoning. I really don’t want to know which part of her the liquid originates.
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Chainsmoker.
Bet her walls are all yellow?
Stinks of fags and ale, like walking into the Embassy club.
And artist are all Scruffy cunts so unwashed dishes in the sink,
Skiddy knickers on the floor etc.
She should tidy up rather thán drawing pictures,
And comb her fuckin wig.
The old cunt looks like a job for ‘life of grime’.
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I think the colour of her walls is commonly known as “fagnolia” Mis. I bet you’re right about her gaff, especially the apple catchers with skid marks.
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Heehee 😀👍
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Is she a piss artist?
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Thought it was either Miriam Gargoyles or Simon Rattle…
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I don’t want to cunt her because I’m too afraid she’ll cast a spell on me.
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Zelda from Terrahawks.
https://m.facebook.com/TerrahawksOfficial/photos/a.579999988761792/1847483222013456/?type=3&source=57&__tn__=EH-R
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Fuck me it’s the new trans Dr who, with its sonic dildo, sorry Tom B you’ve been replaced.
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She looks a barrel of laughs.
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She is a cartoon character
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