Eastern European scamming cunts

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Scammers need a cunting for being the low life snake shit scum that they are.

New scam one of my customers had the other day, he was trying to sell his car, 2 greasy eastern euro Romany types apparently from east London turn up wanting to buy the car, they look over it asking questions and generally distracting our hero.

One of the cunts calls him to the back of the car pointing out some bollocks while the other cunt is climbing over the engine, then cunt number 2 then distracts him at the engine end pointing out more bollocks and the its test drive time [the car had been run earlier that day to get petrol].

The car goes down the road and its like something form a Bond film, smoke like you wouldnt beleive, they bring the car back, cunt number 1 dips his finger in the header tank and says its full of oil and with the smoke, that means the head gasket has failed, we’ll take the car off your hands for 5k a quarter of the advertised price cuz it will cost more than that to fix, they then tried to force our hero to sell the car at that price, eventually he fucks them off and after much hassle blocks their number.

As an afterthought our hero checks his cctv to find these pieces of shit squirted oil up the exhaust and put oil in the header tank, its now costing him money to get it all flushed out, but at least these fuckers didnt get the car, what a bunch of cunts.

So be on the look out if your selling a car, answering your phone, opening an email, these worthless peices of shit will do anything to con someone…gas the cunts i reckon.

Nominated by – Fuglyucker

78 thoughts on “Eastern European scamming cunts”

  1. I’m sure there’s a…..
    Just realised that my reply would contravene site policy, and I can’t think of a less despicable one…..

  2. Weird thing is if you report this to the Old Bill they will probably not bother with the alleged crime, but arrest you for all the hurty words towards our wonderful foreign Brethren.

  3. These greasy obbldyoiks must think that all people are fucking daft. Best thing to do if you are selling a car when someone phones you and speaks like Borat – just fuck them off and tell them it is no longer for sale.

    Cunts.

    • According to some cunts we’re lucky to have SIX MILLION of these fuckers who have applied for settled status (5.5 all ready done) , put it another way that’s approximately 12 new Liverpool’s in England (because that’s where they’ve settled)..
      Think back to the EU referendum when the same lying cunts told us there was (only) THREE MILLION of these EU fuckers in Blighty, the ironically named lord Adonis repeatedly told anybody within earshot that they had virtually all gone back to Europe?
      Amongst this huge influx there is a high number of these swarthy Roma types who are professional thieves who would knick the milk out of your tea ….
      How the fuck did we every allow these fucking pond life into the U.K. ? Weak governments who bowed to the EU,s ( FMOP) allowing mass migration from two Bob piss pot countries without a second thought for the citizens safety…
      The whole of Western Europe is infected with these fucking parasites…….

  4. All thanks to freedom of movement, would love to see the data for the number east Europeans who are receiving benefits compared to the number actually here.

    Any guesses, 10%, 30%, 50%….

    Right to remain should be conditional of having full time employment and entitlement to benefits only after at least 5 years employment.

    Roma cunts are the worst, they get away with all sorts of shit, ‘Romanian, no speak English’

    Thieving scum, even the peacefuls don’t want them down their streets 😂

    • I was listening to Wireless4 about 6 months ago and heard a Roumanian being interviewed. He didn’t quite follow the BBC narrative as he said these people weren’t Roumanian but Roma which was very different. The interviewer pointed out that they had been in Roumania for 1,500 years (apparently originating in India) and he said yes it was like having a rat infestation that you can’t get rid off and how pleased they were in Roumania when we opened up our borders to them.
      The Irish ‘travelling community’ (although we seem to put up residential caravan parks for them so where the travelling bit comes in fuck knows) are equally as bad. I was in Swansea last week and 3 pony and traps came off the town beach and then proceeded along the sea front road. The horses were scared of the traffic so the bastards stood up in the traps and used their whips on them. I lost it and shouted scum at them, (fortunately they couldn’t hear.) if I could have run them over without injuring the horses I would have done so.

      • My friends in Slovakia have sympathy but are pleased many have fucked off out of Slovakia.

        They are a blight in the landscape in any country, cunts.

    • The Roma have moved here, lock stock and barrel because they know we are an soft touch. They have succesfully taken advantage of the insane post Brexit settlement scheme to become the drug smuggling, people smuggling kings. Our Government is insane.They know perfectly well who they are and how to stop them. Boris is a cunt. I want Adolf Hitler at this point.

      • Personally not in favour of foreign dictators running the country, especially someone my parents sacrificed so much to keep us free from. Churchill or Thatcher would do for me.

      • Ditto, great Uncle Addy knew the value of these cunts:
        Zero. No value at all. Dog shit on Europe’s shoe.

      • I have no idea how this site survives with statements like ‘I want Adolf’ etc. Just saying (I know, annoying phrase.)

        Plausible deniability. – DA

      • Admin, if this site is questioned by the authoritaays for being recist or whatever and they ask you for all our IP addresses, will you give them? I guess if you don’t give them the server host doo dah will.

        They’d have to legally request them following the required process. There is an unsettling precedent that was set by someone suing Mumsnet. However, I don’t believe our servers are based in the UK which could cause complications. Also nobody apart from fellow cunters read this place, hence why it still exists. – DA

  6. They sound like Roma to me, the lowest of the low. You have to wonder how they got their hands on 5k, not by working that’s for sure. No Roma has ever done a days work in the entire history of the tribe. Total trash.

    • FtF@ – Nicolai Ceausescu had some jolly effective ways of dealing with these ruffians!

      • The day he was put up against a wall and shot, along with the fall of the Berlin Wall, was a good day for Eastern European cunts, but an extremely bad one for anyone living in the West.

      • Funny story about him stealing all the copper fittings out of a hotel room while on an overseas visit VF, they noticed when he left with more luggage than he arrived with, the thieving cunt!!!

    • About an hour ago, I popped out form the office to get a sandwich and a drink at the local Tesco Express. On route, there was an old, begging Roma woman in a headscarf, who I passed. I didn’t notice her at first, but heard a ‘hello Sir’ voice in Boratspeak.

      I looked down and she asked me for money. I then smiled and let go the biggest, creamiest fart which had brewed from a scrumptious chciken balti I knocked off last night, with the help of some bhajis and samosas. I chuckled to myself as she must have caught the heady slipstream of my miasma. Utterly gorgeous, I thought to myself.

      Made my day that did.

      • PM@ – That’s the spirit Sir! 😀👍 – I imagine that rank, sweaty rotten stench made them feel like they were at home counting the takings from the days pickpocketing!

  7. Local “caravan fingered types” are discouraged where I am – they are not welcome in shops, bars, restaurants etc.
    They have brought this upon themselves because they are thieving parasite sc*m.

  8. I do so wish these cunts would pitch-camp in downtown Islington or Westminster, and “integrating” with those liberal chattering class types that seem to love cultural diversity

      • Not really surprising, the rich and powerful get things done; the rest of us have to eat shit.

    • I believe Highbury Fields could accommodate several hundred caravans. Maybe a dozen in Canonbury Square?

  9. If you sell anything don’t sell to any cunt with a dooshka, peaceful of Oirish (pie key style) accent.

    Just go “It’s sold!” (Slam!)

    OT – seems a premier League knee bender has been arrested for diddling. No names, but we know he’s 31 and plays for Everton. Interwebs strongly hinting at a name that rhymes with Bilfee Birgerdsen or summat, but that could be wrong, of course.

    • Absolutely, pikey cunts of anywhere
      Easy to spot them , just don’t even start a conversation
      Charmless, joyless soulless cunts the lot of them,
      including the Irish pikes
      Wouldn’t dream of entertaining them on a sale not to mind let them sit behind the wheel

      • When they arrive to view and you hear the accent, ask them if they have a facility for a bankers draft to make the payment before you even say anything about the car.

        Don’t even unlock the car as these locusts come team handed and will probably have the doors & boot open before you answer the door.

        They come team handed in order to cause the distraction to instigate the sabotage described in the nom.

        This is why many people now also stipulate no more than two people can attend a viewing.

        On a slightly different note for anyone dumb enough to use the car washes of these county lines parasites. Never switch off your car engine if these cunts request you to. The chances are that they are doing it because they know you have a keyless go / entry system such as BMW’s comfort access. You would never know that they have a computer near by code grabbing.

        You will also never think about your friendly car wash cunts when your car is ‘gone in 60 seconds’ at a later date.

        The amount of prestige cars that vanish from the UK is nearly on par with cross channel arrivals. You should see all the nice cars the Romanian & Bulgarian are driving back in the homeland. Right hand drives they got in good deal from the UK. It’s not uncommon for fake autotrader adverts to be placed which are used to satisfy / get their police to turn a blind eye.

        Anyone using these hipster barbers that have infested our towns need to wake the fuck up as well. If you insist in given another county line crime syndicate your money, make sure you pay cash and make sure if you have those contactless fucking cards that they are in an RFID shielded wallet. I’ve heard about incidents where scanning equipment was found hidden in barber chair seat padding.

        Fund these cunts at your own risk.

    • That is a total shock, I have met him a couple of times. He is very serious, very proud of his country, doesn’t drink but a nice bloke and kind to his dogs which goes a long way with me. (see above)

      • I know, he’s the last person I would’ve thought of as potentially being involved in that kind of behaviour.

      • Paèdos are highly devious, they don’t tend to wear their preverted tendencies on their sleeves. They cultivate an image of respectability to deflect suspicion.

  10. What fucking use at all are they to the human race?
    I have no idea myself.
    Why they and all the other savages are let in to Britain to carry on their filthy ways us a right riddle.
    Gas them all.

      • I watched that video. I couldn’t understand the words.
        Who are John Paul and Kathleen Bike?

    • I didn’t even need to click the link to know it was that bunch of inbreds. One of the funniest clips on t’internet.

    • Holy shit, I shudder to think what the root cause problem is at the bottom of this.

  12. These are some of the scûmmîest people on the planet. On the animal scsle they’re somewhere between rat and bumpkin. It’s no coincidence that there’s a P and K with a vowel at the end.

    Thankfully you always know you’re near one of these leperous cunts because of the wretched odour of bad onions and chopped liver.

  13. When the EU goes tits up, I can just see Von Der Leyen and Macron becoming pikeys. The will enter Britain illegally, she will keep her false teeth out, he will eqt lot of garlic and they will go door to door selling pegs. She will tell your fortune, while Mini-Macron will dig up your drive (for the hardcore). Back in camp, Grandad Barnier will be in the caravan, organising gangs of pickpockets.

  14. Those lovable old Rogues of the Road would be far better used as Base for any Road or even Patio Project. They have no tangible value or merit beyond that.

  15. I thought you meant do as you likeys not the foreign cultural attaches we get to these shores

  16. Exact same happened to my brother-in-law (told them to fuck off). Then found out it had happened to another guy on estate who had actually been taken in by it.

    • One of the ‘New Gyppo’ men Miserable. See he’s putting the washing out.

      • Or stealing it Miles?
        Never see gyppos on adverts do you?
        Blacks
        Gays
        Transformers
        But no gyppos?
        Ohh, thats not very diverse is it?
        Ferrero roche?
        Porsche?
        Are you willing to put your money where your mouth is?

  18. Surely taking a sword to cunts like this should result in an award for civic duty rather than time in the nick. Surprised your customer was not questioned about the hate crime of preventing cultural practices.

    • Why do you southern lads call gyppos pikeys?
      Whats the meaning?

      • My mum still calls them tinkers, which makes them sound like one is going to call and ask to do some odd jobs for a hot meal rather than crap in the flowerbed and steal her savings.

      • My mum does too LL.
        Dirty tinkers she says.
        But my dad uses the politically correct ‘dirty thieving fuckin gyppos’.
        I call them ‘folk of the road’
        And listen to them play violin around the campfire.😀

      • Dictionary definition of pikey: a Traveller or Romani person.

        Dictionary definition of gyppo: a Romani person; a Gypsy.

      • According to W F shaw & W D parish in the dictionary of kentish dialect record the use of the word to mean a “turnpike traveller”, a vagabond and so generally a low fellow, the times in august 1838 which referred to strangers who came to the Isle of sheppey as ‘pikey-men’ its kentish usage became more widespread as it was also used to include all of the travelling groups who came to the county to pick fruit and hops, dickens refers to them disparagingly in 1837 as itinerant pike- keepers hope that helps a little MNC….( source pikeypedia).

      • Also called Diddicoys in the South.

        The term “pikey” is possibly derived from the Old English verb pikka (meaning to peck, pick or steal) which became piken in Middle English, before falling out of use. Part of its meaning survives in modern Dutch pikken, meaning to steal as well as in the old French slang “piquer”, to snatch, to steal.[8] In Robert Henryson’s Fable Collection (late 15th century), in the fable of the Two Mice, the thieving mice are referred to on more than one occasion as “pykeris”:

  19. I had a load of road rage from a Romanian white van man, obviously driving for Amazon.
    I was taking my Mums car for a drive (she doesn’t drive much these days), and this cunt was up my arse, flashing and tooting, for me to speed up-I was doing 31 mph in a 30 zone, in steady traffic.

    I used my nut: I waited until i got to a part of the road where there is a railing protected pedestrian crossing, then stopped the car and got out-he had nowhere to go, as cars were being him.
    He didn’t look so fucking brave now, in fact as I filmed him and took his number plate and filmed his id around his neck, he suddenly spoke very good English:

    “I really sorry, please don’t report me!”. I fucking well did report the cunt though.

    Take that, you fucking smelly dooshka-dooshka cunt.
    🤔

    • He was probably late on his drugs-delivery service and shat hinself when confronted, C-F.

      I hope you had a shower after that and also wiped down your mobile; their odour is so pungent it would’ve affected the electronics on your phone.

  21. They think they are above the law. And they are right.

    Police afraid of them- in Cromer a few years back the police hid, denied there was a problem and failed to respond to the local’s calls until the scum had moved on. Their pathetic and cowardly apologies obscene.

    Andrew Harper killed in the line of duty only recently was brave and stood up to the cunts. He was clearly murdered however the two perpetrators found guilty only of manslaughter and both will back on the streets within 8 years.

    Andrew Harper RIP.

    • Cardiff police are only aloud to rain the camp on pre arranged dates, I shit you not, the sunm have some low life solicitor on their side….. Cunts

      • A bit like the hygiene inspectors telling the restaurant kitchens which day they will be inspecting.

        What’s the fucking point?

      • You couldn’t make it up. That’s nearly as bad, in fact it’s been n par with the bullshit that if police want to enter / raid a mosque that they have to give the Imam advance notice.

        Of course the real reason they were objecting to ‘police visits’ from officers who didn’t understand their culture was to promote / fast track the induction of ones into the force who did.

        I don’t know what’s worse about this. The marking their own homework / investigation of their own or the Trojan horse aspect of infiltration and having spies inside to alert those under surveillance. What a shit show our country has become. Invasion in plain sight.

  22. I thought they were called Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers, in our pc world.

  23. Give Bob Geldoff a call and he will tell his brothers to back off,the filthy scamming pikey cunts

  24. I tend to use the word pikey for the fecking Oirish scum who invade our towns with their dugs and horses and have filthy unwashed kids running around in vests but no pants, and who leave a trail of devastation and unsolved crimes in their wake.
    I associate Gyppos as being like the toothless old women slumped in the street saying “BeeGeeeShew Pleeeze” or some old bugger playing an accordion.
    I can’t be bothered to distinguish them ,m they all stink.

  25. Our BeeGeeeShew sellers in Ipswich are from far away exotic lands.

    All Dooshka’s don’t you know.

    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze.

    Fuck off.

  26. So to cut to the chase, I had the misfortune of dealing with these cunts and it branches out to a number of stories.
    firstly I am fluent in Serb Croat, this means I have a smattering of most route Slavic languages.
    So my Neighbour announced that he was selling his car on e-bay, being a good neighbour I found his add and made a few bids.
    In doing so I investigated the sellers past history and discovered that my neighbour was a cross dresser into SM and hard on pills, I make this judgement on his purchase history and the knowledge of his wife and daughters, they would not fit the clothes he was buying nuff said.
    so on the day of sale a transporter arrived and 3 chaps pilled out to inspect the vehicle.
    Pretty much as above, they found issues with the vehicle whilst the buyer who was on the phone made despairing gestures.
    I let this go for a bit, it was entertainment and great showmanship, they had out bid me by 1k and there was no way I wanted the car but the seller did not know that.
    Any way as they started to “haggle” I broke in to polish, at this point they new their goose was cooked and to pay or fuck off, they were trying to buy a vehicle for a percentage bounty of the selling price ( that is their pay) so the vehicle went £500 under bid ( thank fuck) and every one was happy.
    As a sub note my last vitara is being used by a vet in Bulgaria, sale no problem and the word that is missing is Cigani not Pikey always best to know who you are dealing with.

    • Evening LB – A cautionary tale – I heard a rumour a group of rather no nonsense Polish chaps in my area were “somewhat miffed” after one of their girlfriends got ripped off and threatened by some “Eastern European Scamming Types” and set them up with the offer of a dirt cheap car, need cash, immediate sale needed etc – then duffed them up and took back the money owed, not a Pound more, exact amount.
      Despite my appeals not one person saw this disgraceful incident and the local coppers are mystified as to the identity of the ruffians involved!
      I of course will not stop until I see justice done for these poor victims of a violent assault!

  27. Wipe the cunts out.
    All of them.
    Trash that should have been taken out, long ago.

  28. This country needs a proper government, not the lilly livered, doushka hugging pile of shit we have now.
    The cunts that are coming here now are doing a better job of invading than Adolf ever could of hoped for.

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