The Lord Of All Denim.

You mean you don´t know what Double Denim is? To be honest, I didn´t either until I read the Financial Times “How to Spend It” supplement which is an obscene tribute to today´s materialistic society. Basically it means wearing a denim shirt with a pair of denim jeans. What´s the big deal? Well there´s more to it than that. Read on.

“If clothing is communication, what does double denim say about its wearer? When Brad Pitt struts into view in Thelma & Louise, decked out in a loose denim shirt tucked into blue jeans, his attire speaks of irreverence and a free spirit. When Ryan Gosling dresses in a denim jacket and jeans in Drive, he’s playing the neighbourhood nice guy (though his leather driving gloves hint at a darker side). In Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal’s denim shirt and jeans signal both his belonging in the macho world of the American West and his sexuality (double denim is a signifier for the queer community). Over time, it’s become recognised as a look that represents freedom.”

Even more to enlighten us single denimites who are still single denim reactionaries.

“Our customer wants that unique, hard-to-find denim that will set them apart,” says Joe Brunner, menswear buyer at Browns. “We’re seeing the fashion items perform better than the more traditional, everyday pieces.” He notes that as well as seeing the look across the larger houses, young designers such as Stefan Cooke, Casablanca and Bethany Williams are also picking up the trend, “pushing the boundaries of men’s denim with different prints, washes and textures”.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Link helpfully added by: Harold

https://www.ft.com/content/894d7f11-d722-4326-a938-dc111d8c93ca

Denim sponsored by: Shakey himself I asked him for a comment and he replied that he ain’t gonna text me no longer, he’s ain’t gonna text me no more.

Jesus fucking Christ the state of it.

Oli London is a cunt.

Not content with being a white man, Oli has come out as a non binary Korean. He’s had the surgery to change his eyes into slitty ones to prove it. Apparently he’s had a lot of problems with his identity, the twat.

Is he the black and white minstrels and will we be allowed to challenge his new race or will this be met with cries of racism? If Oli thought he was Napoleon would he be Napoleon if he had a bicorn hat surgically attatched to his head?

Is Oli a nutter, like all other “trans” and people who think they are someone or something else. Why are we forced to accept this bollox when we should be laughing at the fuckers.

Nominated by: smugcunt

Link helpfully provided (and you really shouldn’t click this) by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9713395/British-influencer-Oli-London-reveals-identifies-non-binary-Korean.html

A good friend of mine has asked me if I wouldn’t mind child minding his 12 year old daughter tonight, as he and his wife want to spend some “quality time” in Lake Windermere just down the road from here.

My wife and I have done baby-sitting and child-minding in the past (over 10 years ago), and never had any problems apart from screaming babies and hungry preteens.

Of course back then social media was in its relative infancy in terms of risk assessments and the paranoia of “strangers” looking after someone else’s child.

Fast forward 10 years, and I have to say I am extremely nervous at the prospect of looking after a precocious 12 year old (I didn’t like the idea but my wife insisted. End of conversation!)

She’s a nice kid as far as I can tell based on the few occasions I’ve seen her. And like most Gen Zs, she’s glued to her phone/tablet. So it shouldn’t be difficult to keep her occupied until tomorrow morning when her parents pick her up.

However, I’ve told my wife that I want her in the same room as me and the kid at all times. I am so paranoid that the kid might say or do something out of spite if I say “no” to something she wants.

It’s all too easy for friends on social media to say “If he doesn’t let you watch TV, or order a takeaway, just say “I saw you looking up my skirt or sniffing my underwear, you peter file!” And all of a sudden my world turns to shit!

I’m not a parent: we don’t have kids. But I guess the same pressures/threats must exist for moms and dads with pushy kids wanting everything their way or else they’ll label you a Peter File!

I don’t even dare giving her a hug or attempt to hold her hand should we go out for a stroll (with my wife in tow) for of it been construed as a form of child abuse!

I know parents leaving their kids with friends is always a worrying time, but by the same token we too are equally concerned about being accused of something we didn’t do. Who will the parent believe: their darling daughter or just a friendly couple?

Nominated by: Technocunt

I do apologise for the image, but you should have seen the other ones. Seriously.

Marks and Spencer are promoting George Floyd inspired underwear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTzPAIblUwo

Alex’s rant above says it all really. You wonder whether they will pass on any profit from this to BLM, or to Floyd’s family, who are already $27 million richer.

The next step would be to sell George Floyd inspired blouses, complete with gun muzzle imprint on the belly section.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

Seriously don’t google search for the other images of this line, it’s like anti-viagra. I’d make a ‘Their pants can’t breathe’ joke but that’s just lazy.  – DA

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ms-adds-more-skin-tone-24376384

On every team shirt of every footballer in the Euros there is a badge with the word ‘Respect’. Let’s see how these overpaid cunts show their respect.

They disrespect the majority of their supporters by getting down on one knee before each game.

They disrespect the rules of fair play by deliberately fouling the opposition.

They throw themselves to the ground in simulated agony in an attempt to have an opposing player booked or sent off.

They disrespect the opposition with their childish and over enthusiastic goal celebrations.

The disrespect the officials by arguing against every decision.

But it’s not just footballing cunts that have no idea what the word respect means.

Young people get very upset and sometimes violent if they feel that they are not being shown sufficient ‘respeck’. You is dissing them innit.

Well cunty, you are a semi literate twenty year old still living with your mum.
You are unemployable and have no money. Your haircut looks ridiculous.
Your life experience amounts to half a percent of fuck all. So excuse me if I don’t fucking respect you.

There was a time when old people deserved respect. But now there are fewer and fewer around that had to endure the horrors of war. They have been replaced with old people who have moved on from a lifetime on benefits to receiving a state pension, having never worked a day in their lives.

Respect other people’s religion. To me all religions are a mixture of childish superstitions and rituals. The people that practice these things are narrow minded, deluded bigots. So I have no respect for them either.

People talk about ‘mutual respect’. I have no idea how that works. If I were to achieve something outstanding and someone respected me for it, am I to respect them in return? For what?

Respect is a concept that is thrown around like confetti at a wedding.

If you want my respect you have to earn it.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter