(So many smug cunts: so little time. If ever I was hoping for a trapdoor to open into a piranha infested tank, this would be the moment! – DA)

I was looking for a report on Hull City’s top goal scorer Chris Chilton. Needless to say didn’t find one on aunty ali beeb. Obviously not woke enough for the modern puff adders rug munchers complainers and knee bending cunts that frequent this media source.

What I did find was the picture and it got me wondering if so a large gathering of highly paid useless woke excuse making cunts as ever been taken before. Fuck me I had to go to the bog on seeing it to chuck up, before writing this.

I would obviously like to cunt Bias bastards football commentating cunts but would be intrigued if a more highly paid useless bunch of cunts as been caught in the same picture.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

Rhiannon Spear is a member of the SNP (Scottish Nazi Party) and a councillor in Junkie City (formerly known as Glasgow). Additionally, she is the SNP’s national women’s convener (whatever that is). She is, like most members of the SNP, a spiteful little cunt.

After the UK, the most successful music producer in the west after the USA, once again scored nul points at the absurd Eurovision Shitfest Competition, Spear sent out a nasty tweet saying, “It’s ok Europe we hate the United Kingdom too. Love, Scotland.”

This resulted in a lot of ire being redirected back to her, quite rightly. But Spear was unrepentant and urged her critics to “have a word with yourself” and attacked UK Government policies. Presumably one of the policies she attacked was the over generous Barnett Formula which allows Scotland to misuse UK money on an industrial scale? No.

Eventually Spear was forced to delete her tweet – no doubt reluctantly.

This is what happens after years of giving taxpayer money and benefits to Scotland. When you pay people to be poor, you get hatred and resentment in response. No amount of English tax-payer subsidies will make Scotland prosperous or pull them of their national intellectual, cultural or moral decline. Instead, it creates cunts like Rhiannon Spear.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/we-hate-the-uk-too-snp-councillor-criticised-over-abhorrent-eurovision-tweet-3247173

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

It really does boil every liquid in my body when sleb chefs mispronounce simple foods.

The worst one is avocado,which Angela Hartnett so elegantly fucks up by calling it an “advocado”.If she was the hip type, I’m sure she’d ask for “smashed advo on toast” the cunt.

What’s so difficult about avocado ? It’s not a long word.

Another cunt is James Martin with aubergine, which he calls “ orbagine”.
If you’re on the tellybox, you would think that you would make sure that you say things properly, so you don’t look and sound a proper cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe