Celebrity Pissheads in Denial

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I’d like to nominate celebrities who are obviously alkies but won’t admit it.

There is nothing to be ashamed of to end up being an out of control piss-artist so why do these cunts pretend that they’re better than everyone else?

Two examples spring to mind. I can’t believe that they haven’t already been cunted .There are probably loads more.

One is that Desperate-Dan- chinned Welsh cunt, Griff Rhys-Jones who claimed that he had some “complicated relationship with alcohol” and has resigned himself to be teetotal .

Another is that scrawny Great British Menu judge with a pale face and a Stan Laurel hairstyle, Oliver Peyton. Why would the cunt spend some time in the Priory if they didn’t have a problem?

Now I’m not judgemental… no one who started off going to the pub on a Friday night with their sixth-form mates actually wanted to be an alkie but when they have they’ve not been ashamed to admit it.

Griff Rhys Jones And Alcoholism

Nominated by: cuntator 

 

 

98 thoughts on “Celebrity Pissheads in Denial”

  1. Griff rhys jones is a right moody twat, sarcastic, takes himself very seriously.
    Not my fault he cant handle his drink!
    The fuckin puff.

    • Since he left Not the Nine O’Clock News and Alas Smith and Jones some 30 years ago, he’s not made one funny joke. Now we know why. He’s spent his time boozing.

      • Griff looks like King Charles I post-decapitation in that picture. ‘ Behold the head of a traitor”.

  2. There’s only so many things you can do with so much time and money. I’d be a serious contender if I didn’t have to work so hard. I don’t care if any of these cunts struggle with alcohol… unless they’re going to be on live tv. Dave Allen, George Best, Hurricane Higgins, Ollie Reed, Gazza just to name a handful who’ve downed a few before going in front of the camera. Fuck em it’s their life and if they want to piss it up the wall it’s their choice.

  3. He’s actually a coke head. Production staff used to sniff every time he walked past them

  4. Not in denial anymore is the boy wizard, Daniel Radcliffe, who has spilled his guts about the battle with the bottle and has been sober since 2010. The fucking specky maggot is only twenty nine so gave up when most of us are just getting stuck in,
    relieved that our three week old bumfluff passed the barman test.

    At least he could have waited until his mid-20’s to be cancelled for decade old racist and sexist tweets or throwing a Naomi Campbell style tantrum on a BA flight.
    Fucking celebs, they can’t even be entertaining pissheads anymore.

    • Daniel fuckin Radcliffe?!!;
      Hardly Ollie Reed is he?
      Whats his issue?
      Got fuckin dizzy after 3 Kopperberg?
      Soft twats these modern thesps.
      Dry white wine spritzer and on their arse, pissed their pants,
      And looking at the ‘my battle with the bottle’ attention.

      • Or Mel Gibson. He liked to keep things interesting and mix up his alcohol fuelled rants with a bit of anti-Semitism.

      • The word Hogwarts does sound like somebody throwing up after too many ssmbuca & tequilas. He should’ve learnt a sobriety spell.

        Wemgardium IfallsOver!

      • Radcliffe has spent his time since Harry Potter trying to prove he’s a man and no longer a boy wizard. He’s failed miserably. Then he joined in the woke luvvy backlash against JK Rowling, to whom he owes his career.

        Ungrateful little mong.

      • If I was J K I would have told the three of them to donate all the Potter money to charity the virtual signalling ungrateful cunts.

      • That fucking ugly freckly ginger-haired cunt whatever he’s called is in need of a good kicking.
        Those 3 shits would be nothing if it wasn’t for JK.

  5. I don’t drink seriously any more, I make a token gesture of a bottle of beer or a couple of rums every week but I’m not really pulling my weight I know.

    Alcohol is the acceptable drug, people learn too late the occasional drink can turn into a demon running and ruining their lives. I don’t dislike cunts for having a drink problem, I dislike cunts who make it everyone else’s problem.

    If you’re a well to do luvvie type you ain’t safe from the same faults as the rest of the population but you probably do have more options to get the right treatment.

    When their frailties are exposed they pull the “I’m only human” card out and wave it in our faces like we should sympathise with them because it can happen to anyone. When it comes to having opinions though theirs are automatically the right ones and we’re just the general public, what would we know? That’s what I despise with these people, double standards all round ducky and make mine a large one.

  6. If the cunts can’t handle their ale they should shut up and fuck off.

    Christ I miss Ollie Reed.

    • I see Griff I’ll force a bottle of turps down his fuckin neck
      In it for the long run you pisspot.

      • I had the pleasure of meeting him three times, UT. Twice in passing at social events and once as an invited guest at Broome Hall. He was for the want of a better phrase, the ultimate host and I learned a very quickly what one considers to be an evening soirée could run into a few days!

      • Don’t forget dennis waterman pisshead extraordinaire! liked to live up to his (terry) minder persona! i was putting up a marquee at a posh do in loddon,norfolk one time and had to hang around til the do was over to take it down again, and that cunt waterman later in the evening was falling all over the gaffe pissed and being an obnoxious cunt, til he wandered over to me and my mate just being a cunt, we put an arm around his shoulder and guided him round the back of the marquee and reigned a volley of punches to the cunt and left him there crying, minder my left bollock.

  7. Sherrydone Smith is a monumental showbiz pisspot of the modern era.

    As for Daniel Twatcliffe, the little cunt? I bet he sees WKDs and alcopops as hardcore. I bet he hit the bottle because he never got near JK Rowling’s epic gazongas

  8. Ex alkies are about as bad as vegans. They seem to want everyone to know they got past it. If so then good for you. Don’t expect me to congratulate you for living your life proper now. You got out of a hole and you want a fucking prize now or what?
    I got past some shit in my life too but I don’t try to broadcast it to the world.
    No prizes for stopping self destruction except being less of a cunt to the world and yourself.
    Don’t be a self righteous cunt if you overcome some self imposed misery.
    Thank you.

  9. All rock bands in the old days have (or had) a resident pisspot. Now they’re all vegans and softarses like Ed Sheercunt and the cunting 1975. I remember when rock acts included such mega lushes like:

    Keith Moon (RIP)
    John Bonham (RIP)
    Noel Redding
    Ringo Starr
    Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz
    Dennis Wilson
    Adam Clayton
    Rick Parfitt
    Ronnie Wood
    Harry Nilsson

    • I once read an autobiography of Oliver Reed, he used to live next door to Keith Moon and they were apparently fast friends.

      stories they could tell.

      • Uncle Monke@
        Read a bit about this.
        Ollie loved Moon,
        At the time Keith owned the local pub, Reed told about Moon flying across the fields on his hovercraft to the pub,
        Where theyd go on the piss all night and raise hell.

        It must of been beautiful..

      • There’s no characters anymore MNC.

        World is now full of wet wipes and boring cunts.

        I can see Ed Sheeran nursing an ethically sourced, rainforest alliance, sustainable, organic mineral water.

      • Bon Scott was a great front man, but to die in your own vomit from drink and drugs?…

      • Richard Harris was another legendary pisshead and a drinking pal of Olly Reed. He once told his wife he was popping out for 10 minutes and didn’t reappear for 16 months.

      • Bon Scott made the fate mistake of falling asleep really drunk in a possibly badly ventilated Renny 5

        The band he was in before ac/dc called fraternity is well worth a listen Scott era AC/DC is best imo tho they had some good songs with Brian

  10. You know what’s fun about being sober?

    Nothing.

    This is just a way of gaining sympathy and a bit of publicity.

    Now I like a drink now and again, Mrs Monke would call me a borderline alcoholic but I don’t sit there feeling sorry for myself or broadcast it to all and sundry.

    Boo hoo, can’t hold your bevvies, so what, who cares now fuck off.

  12. How can you have a ‘ complicated ‘ relationship with alcohol ?
    You drink it, then fall over.
    It’s fucking easy. I mastered it decades ago.
    Daft, Welsh cunt.
    Get a fucking grip.
    Good afternoon.

    • Jack, its not alcohol thats Griffs problem.
      Its paying for it.
      The fuckin miser.
      Oh hold on.
      Hes pissed his pants and sobbing,
      Do anything not to pay his tab.

    • My complicated relationship with alcohol came about when I bought a 25 litre reflux stil and discovered turbo yeast.
      I had to reconfigure the goldfish pond into the the cooling tower as a cooling agent, fucking goldfish thought it was summer in winter.
      made some good stuff though.

  13. I really don’t know how anyone can be an alcy given the price of fucking drink. Went to local last week – first pint in a pub in over a year. Five fucking pounds. Going to have to go back to home brew.

      • not in scotland where the vile crankie cunt managed to get minimum price per unit in after about 4 attemps. not a cunt to take no for an answer. now a case of 12 cans costs you the guts of a score

  14. He is right about the NHS, it’s shit. Don’t spend money on shit spend it on private health. Let’s face it it is quite important.

  15. WC Fields was an alcoholic to aspire to.
    I don’t drink water, fish fuck in it. Allegedly during a traveling play a kid was stealing the show so he laced his orange juice with gin then said Bring on the kid.

    • To keep him off the booze the director of a film told one of his underlings to swap his gin and orange juice with just pure orange juice. When WC Fields took a slurp he angrily exclaimed “Heyyyyyyy somebody’s put orange juice in my orange juice!”

    • “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”

  16. Fucking lightweight luvvie Cunts…. I’ll have been banned from more Pubs than they’ve had sips of Babysham.

      • Aye,it has….I saw the auld bitch serving meals to a bunch of pushbikers…. shameless old trout’ll serve any undesirable Cunt bar me apparently.

        Evening,LL.

  18. It does seem that all the best talent in the past were alkies or winoes. Peter Cook recorded his pissed ramblings, Burton was never sober, and Peter O’Toole couldn’t even pass a pub. Now it’s a popularity contest. Slebs are petrified of being cancelled and watch every syllable in nervous sobriety before appearing in dreary, formulaic, politically-correct shite peppered with tokens and a crushingly dull, woke message.

    Pass the gin.

  19. I’m worried that during COVID I have become an alcoholic.
    However, I was reassured after reading an article that says if you drink everyday, you are an alcoholic…I only drink at night!

    Our baby boomer generation are very fortunate that in today’s climate, we have
    Various ways of ending life – COVID, alcoholism, depression, lockdown lonelyism
    (suicide)
    I’m working my way towards one of these without leaving a penny to any other fucker!
    😊

  20. I struggle with alcohol, I have a folding sack barrow that I take to Salisbury to buy my bargain cases.
    I cant carry them on my own any more, not because I am pissed but because I cant walk as “God intended”.
    Alcohol is an excellent blood thinner, the crap the doctor gave me had me bleeding from my gums, nose and arse.
    The first two I could deal with but the arse bleed was itchy.
    getting old is fun.

  22. Mate of mine back in the day used to visit a pub occasionally, off Wimbledon Common, which was Oliver Reed’s local at the time. Every time Oliver Reed was there, pissed, very loud and getting into fights, usually through trying to chat up bloke’s birds.
    One night some geezer knocked him spark out with one punch. They picked him up sat him in a chair and put a drink in front of him. Eventually he came round and got stuck into the booze.
    About half hour later you hear him shout “who put all this blood over my fucking shirt?”
    They don’t make slebs like that anymore.

    • My dad owned a garage in Manchester and he used to do the footballers’ cars. My old man also used to drink and play cards with some of the Man United players in the late 60s and early 70s. Kiddo, Pat Crerand, John Fitzpatrick (RIP) and Bestie. He told me George always stood his round and could hold his booze in the early days. He said it got worse for Georgie as time went on. Slags trying to pick him up and going to the papers, or knobheads looking for a fight every time he went out of a night. That’s probably what turned him from a one of the lads drinker to an unhappy drunk.

      • The Arsenal dressing room of the 80’s with Merson, Sansom and Adams would have been pretty lively too.

    • Oliver Reed was a bit of a legend especially in Malta. He was in a pub called ‘The Pub’ in Archbishop Street, Valletta. He had his heart attack there but was conscious when he left. His last words were reported to be to the film producer Ridley Scott when he said “ I’m sorry about this old chap, I don’t feel well” He actually died in an ambulance on the way to the local hospital. He’d been arm wrestling with sailors from HMS Cumberland, a class 22 frigate.
      The pub is still there and like a shrine to him now. You can even sit in his seat.

  23. Even more annoying are the wimps who say they’ve got a drinking problem to try and create a ‘tougher’ image of themselves.

    The Harry Potter speccy cunt for example. Alky at 19? Bollocks!

    I bet his ‘drinking problem’ was vomiting all night once, after two mini-Babychams.

    Or Prince Halfwit with “I’d drink a week’s worth of beer in one night.’

    What, like every other cunt does on a Friday or Saturday then?

    Those two are hard drinkers? Fuck off!

  24. Admin:

    Just tried to log in and got a message telling me to “feel free to fuck off”.

    Is this genuine? Am I in Admins black book or has Owen Jones been promoted to Admin,
    🤔

    • Rum fuckers, these admin. wallah’s.
      Probably pissed.
      It’s a fucking disgrace
      Evening, General.

      • Evening Jack:

        I honestly thought I had been banned.
        The last sanctuary from woke cuntishness and unable to participate-what a fucking nightmare!

      • Why do you log in though? I can’t log in as I don’t have a WordPress Account. Is there any point?

      • MMCM:

        When I say log in, I just mean “access” IsAC.
        Most upsetting incident-nothing a large single malt didn’t “ease”, slightly👍

      • Message obviously drafted by an American cos it includes the word “asshole”.

      • I’ve not received the message but a friend did while attempting to access the site using his iPhone when stuck in Colchester one evening.

      • This admin recruitment drive is possibly something to do with Divaclese and her very public meltdown when it comes to the the current admin and freedom of speech!

        Threatening to pull the plug on the site after a general warning to all about cunting a cunter (and wishing him a slow death) is one of the most childish things I have ever seen!

      • I have good reason to believe the two are not connected, will leave it there.

      • Although the whole debacle seems a suspicious coincidence, I am happy to take your word for it, RTC.

  25. I once got so shitfaced, aged 20 that I woke up in A&E, having had my stomach pumped out.
    I had a hangover for nearly a week-I mean a fucking serious one, where for 2 days I couldn’t look at light or even sip water.

    I had had some seriously bad news and gone out to a party with mates-6 pints before going to a former colleagues emigration party, where she declared-help yourself to all the booze.
    Later told I was downing “bottles of spirits” like water.
    I can remember downing whiskey, vodka and rum.
    By rights, I shouldn’t have woken up😚

    • Not that bad, but I once woke up in a hedge 10 miles from where I last remember being and another time I went for a drink in Manchester and woke up the following morning next to a girl I had no memory of, in Sheffield. I got a degree in 1986 yet the 3 years at university are a complete mystery to me, as are the rest of the 80’s.

  26. Griff Rhys-Jones stopped being funny in 1982.

    Oliver Peyton, same mould as that Marcus Waring. Both awful, up themselves cunts.

    Bet they fall over after a sniff of sherry. Larry Hagman, now he knew how to drink! Never complained either.

    • Didn’t he end up having a Liver transplant, then he threw a party for friends and family and served up Liver & Onions?

      What a fucking legend👍

    • Larry Hagman was another drinking pal of Keith Moon.
      Starred in the film ‘stardust’ together.
      Nowadays such behaviour would be nipped in the bud.
      A intervention

      • Ethel was my intervention.I drank way, way too much, and to be honest, was a fucking tearaway.
        If I hadn’t have met her I’d have been dead years ago.
        Thankfully, I now have a quiet life and am a Solid Citizen and Pillar Of The Local Community.
        In short, I have gone to Hell.
        Get To Fuck.

  27. ****Breaking News****

    Don’t mess with my Poots Poots….Has resigned as DUP leader after just 21 days! Rumour has it that the party want a bigger stronger man in charge so they have given the leadership back to Arlene Foster 😀

    I’m here all week…..fuck off!

  28. I’m neither a celeb or in denial. I’ve consumed 5 bottles of Mr Henry Wesrons finest this evening and very good I feel too.

    That is all. Fuck the Government and all who sail,in her.

  29. A mate of mine for over thirty years was an alcoholic. I could keep up with him till closing time but that was more than enough for me. He would get the last bus home and carry on drinking till five in the morning. He said his ambition was to live longer than Errol Flynn. He achieved it. He’s dead now though.

    • One drink isn’t enough and a million is too many…..alas booze, I know you too well 🙁

  30. Rhys Jones is called a welsh cunt. He is first and foremost an Oxbridge luvvie cunt. He was funny for a bit 40 years ago. Piss artistry aside, that’s it.

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