Sainsbury’s & Their Cornish Customers

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A nomination for Sainsburys and their Cornish customers.
Sainsbury has been forced to apologise after customers in Cornwall were left ‘outraged’ by the supermarket’s in-store advert which featured a scone laden with cream – with the jam on top. The picture of the fruit scone at the branch in Truro, caused ‘havoc’ and customers complained after they noticed it was topped with a layer of cream first instead of jam. Oh the trauma, slit your wrists now!
Some local residents took to twitter to discuss the matter and one cunt said that Sainsburys should be boycotted.
Another cunt said that a government inquiry was needed, whilst others described the error as “disgraceful” and “shocking.”
I’m not too sure if this was actually a piss-take by some people to the overreactions, but knowing how snow-flakey many cunts are nowadays, it’s probably safe to assume that those are genuine comments.
Sainsburys are cunts too for apologising to these arseholes.

Link to the story. (Link provided by Jessum Priest)

Nominated by: mystic maven

75 thoughts on “Sainsbury’s & Their Cornish Customers”

  1. I can believe it.
    There was a similar outcry from people when another supermarket had the audacity to have the Union Jack printed on the packaging of their British eggs.
    Morrisons if I remember correctly.
    They were accused of rasism.
    Apparently it’s OK to have the French flag on their various cheeses and the Italian flag on their pasta, but to have the British flag on British produce in Britain is not acceptable.

  3. Probably a wind up.
    But…..

    Based on my own experiences in the seven fingers per hand, husband and wife look suspiciously like brother and sister county……

    -I recall a local old cunt going apoplectic with me, when I asked him if we were on the right road for Mousehole, me pronouncing it as it’s spelt, like somewhere a rodent would live.
    The old cunt started to shake and exploded:

    “Mowzil, Mowzil, Mowzil!!!”

    To which I replied, as I drove inwards:

    “Alright mate, no need to be an “Orzol” about it!”
    😂

    *local? In Cornwall?
    I thought you were more likely to find cunts from the Home Counties, lately😉

    **no offence to our Cornish cunters.
    Although I imagine they are too busy to take offence, kissing their sisters goodbye, before they start a hard day at the Cornish pasty mine🤔

    • I can well believe this. The Cornish are a peculiar lot – may contain nuts – but mostly harmless.

      I like to think I know the Cornish reasonably well. My mother, although born in London, was raised in StIves and Carbis Bay, before returning to London in her teens. I spent a lot of time in Cornwall growing up because we holidayed there every year and had a lot of Cornish friends.

      The Cornish are Celts and akin to the Bretons. They used to be mainly smugglers and pirates and that’s the reason many pirates are portrayed as having Cornish accents – like Barbarossa in Pirates of the Caribbean, portrayed by the excellent Geoffrey Rush.

      They are still pirates at heart, but now it’s about car parks. You can’t even point your car towards a car park in Cornwall before some Blackbeard rushes out with his cutlass and claims “foive poonds”. In my Mother’s Day it was “suxpunce”, but that’s inflation for you.

      The Cornish have their traditions and identity but are very much British, although the distance from London inculcates a healthy disregard for Westminster.

      Mess with their cream teas and pasties at your peril.

  4. Wait while they see my sauerkraut with swastikas on the labels – that’ll put the wind up these softies! 😀
    Right, time for a bike ride.

  5. I am sure it must be a condition of membership to Twitterdom that you first have your brain removed – it seems to be a place where you behave as if you were still 8 and in the playground, instead of 20,30. 49 with all the “alling out”

    My reply to these arseholes would be that of Arthur Balfour “nothing matters very much and few things matter at all”

  6. A couple of years ago I was on a job down to Penzance. On the way back I stopped at Tesco’s in Truro because I needed to curl one down. In the carpark there was a 4×4 with a bumper sticker that read,

    Cornish? Always.
    European? Maybe.
    English? Never.

    It should have had a fourth line saying,

    Cunt? You fucking bet.

    • Take no notice. Cornish nationalism is a bit of a joke, even to the Cornish. They are proud of their difference to the English, but not anti-English or separatist at all. Of course there is a tiny minority, but even the Cornish think of them as loons.

      • Maybe MMCM, but I go all over GB for a living and whilst 99% of people in all regions are (at least outwardly) friendly, polite and accommodating, there’s something very different about the Cornish.

        Their ability to exude an air of suspicion, rudeness and at times open hostility to a Suvverner like me is on a par with the Welsh.

      • That said, easily the worst is London.

        But then, that’s not British anymore is it?

      • Ghee@
        If ever working in London (which now I refuse to go) I used to shout ‘MORNING!!’ to the friendly locals.
        Never once got a greeting back!😀😀

      • I know Mis. The unfriendliness place in the country bar none. Fuck the place.

      • Sorry mate, after my extensive travels around Britain, I would nominate Guildford in Surrey as the cuntiest place.
        Many locals work in London……
        🤔

      • Can you blame them? Cornwall is deserted for 6 months a year thanks to the extent to which 2nd home owners* have blighted their county and made it unaffordable for the young to buy their own homes. Result: village schools, PO’s, pubs etc close.

        Another reason that Cornwall is so popular is the almost total absence of Dark Keys.

        * surely a cunting all on their own. There’s no housing shortage in this country really that a £15k pa Council Tax, 30% Stamp Duty and 90% Capital Gains Tax wouldn’t eradicate overnight. Bring it fucking on.

      • Oh yes – you’re right, they are suspicious of any outsiders. It’s the land that time forgot.

  7. They’d lynch me, I just take jam on my scone. Mix cream and jam, ( take two bottles into the shower) , fuck off ?!

    • Still, it is better than hearing about saint floyd and build large mansions while taking a knee and looting and let’s kill YT.

  8. I remember a similar outcry in Cornwall when at the height of the pandemic, government adverts featured ‘freaks’ with only five fingers instead of six, when asking people to use sanitizer.

  9. No, no, no – I can’t agree. Wars have started over lesser things than the difference between Cornish and Devon Cream Teas. What Sainsbury’s have done is sacrilege to the Cornish. They should own up, apologise and get it right.

    These little things are important. It’s like do you put the milk in first or last in a cup of tea.

    Sainsbury’s- get it right you cunts or face obliteration in Cornwall.

    I’ll get my coat.

  10. I suffered similar trauma when I witnessed some utter Cunt asking for “a splash of lemonade” with his malt whiskey.

    I was fucking outraged at the time and am still rather peeved tbh.

  11. The Cornish are more worried about property being bought up as second homes leaving them struggling to find a home themselves.
    Tin mining, pasties, surfing, incest, and cream teas.
    The UKs answer to Hawaii via Royston Vasey.

    • ‘The UKs answer to Hawaii via Royston Vasey.”

      😀 That sums up Cornwall rather well.

    • What do you take with your whiskey,MNC ?….A splash of Rola-Cola perhaps ?

      • A “cheeky” splash ?…Fuck I hate people saying “cheeky pint” .

        Wankers.

      • Dont be so impertinent!!
        😀
        Neat for me Dick, although if having a gin&tonic I like a couple of icecubes.
        Never watched a western where a cowboy orders whisky in the saloon and said “splash of lemonade barkeep”
        Because its ducky.

      • Agree with you entirely re abuse of the adjective cheeky.
        Meanwhile, back in Cardiff, I opened the fridge door late last niggt, only to find that cheese disagrees with me.
        I distinctly heard a noggin of cheddar telling me I’m an off my trolley cunt.
        I doubt if HTV could make Wycliffe these days; does a good job of portraying the locals as inbred and generally psychotic. Which means that Lucy Lane would have to go on pornhamster…

  12. Are there any Cornish in Cornwall? All the ones I see moaning on the tv about “incomers” seem to be home counties.

  13. Cornwall is full of middle class hooray cunts. The locals cant afford to live there. The outcry was probably from Jemina and Tarquin.

  14. ‘Sainsbury has been forced to apologise after customers in Cornwall were left ‘outraged’ by the supermarket’s in-store advert which featured a scone laden with cream – with the jam on top.’

    Rightly so! Finally something sensible to complain about! Ha ha! 😀
    The Cornish aren’t full of corn, just a little bit. They’re Corn ish. 😀

  15. I’m from Cornwall….
    Who gives a fuck which way a scone come out, and who cares which way you have it served.

    The whole cream and jam thing on scones was a bit of cross county banter between Cornwall and Devon, nothing more and the fact people make a serious thing is pathetic.

    Utter cunts the lot of you.

    • Camborne@
      Im not a fan of your pasties if im honest.
      I think Ginsters and Greggs do a much better one.
      😁

    • @Camborne….you should see what the cheeky Cunts have to say about Northumbrians.

      I’ve been in touch with the Northumbrian Tourist Board with a view to taking legal action, unfortunately they said that I was the main cause of the vitriol and to ” Fuck Off”

      • Since moving to Cumbria’s Lake District National Park a couple of years ago, I have noticed the locals having a simmering resentment for “those Cornish types down south!”

        No idea why they don’t like them, but when pressed some of the Cumbrian locals (especially those from Workington, Whitehaven and Barrow-in-Furness), get rather animated and start talking in a very weird local dialect.

        The only thing I can truly discern from their ramblings, is that Cornish people are “arrogant, inbred, tight-fisted cunts!”

  16. I too am outraged by Sainos fucking woke left wing cunts. Remember they were going to have a safe space for so called BAME employees, Fuck off.

  17. Cornish people remind me of those yokels who tupped Susan George in “Straw Dogs”, mixed with some of those mindless zombies from “Dawn of the Dead” and a splash of Worzel Gummidge!

    They loathe tourists, and yet complain when no one could turn up during lockdown!

    They have their own flag – St Piran, I think its called – often used by disgruntled seperatists who want the county to go its seperate ways from the rest of England.

    But they’re becoming a dying breed given that they’re being pushed out by the Home Counties Cunts from the other side of the M4.

  18. Treacle scones are great!!
    (sits back and waits for hate mail…)

    • Treacle scones, HBH? That sounds delicious. I’ve not tried those yet.

      • Just yer usual scone recipe, stir in a bit of black treacle/molasses.
        Nice with apricot jam, or honey.

      • Anything with the word cake in it gets me excited.
        However, to my dismay when I asked to try a pontefract cake, I recieved a piece of licorice. 🙁

      • Yes, those are horrible things, Spoonington. Not cakes at all. Should be banned under the Trades Description Act.

  19. Sainsburys did nothing wrong… it is cream first. Anyone that disagrees with me is a nazi….

  20. The Cornish Caliphate is unhappy. Cow pats have been found left in the street.

  21. There was a rock concert planned there once and it ended up in a massive disagreement.
    They couldn’t decide whether or not to but The Jam on first or Cream.

    True that.

  22. What the actual fuck!!

    Bet is was a bunch of do-goody, coffin dodging church goers that complained.

    These are the types that have probably never touched a dick or fanny or seen an bleck man walking down a street.

    Cunts.

  23. Sainsbury’s, Cornwall and customers, which circle of hell is that?

    I was thinking of going to visit the Eden Project this summer, but then I read the fucking list of anti Covid 19 measures being taken ‘for my safety’ and decided they could fuck off – safest for everyone.

  24. Apparently, Matt Hancock is particularly worried about the spread of Covid in Cornwall. This is due to the number of Cornish people returning home for the Summer.
    This has led to a rapid increase in the Arrrr rate.

    Ow, get off. I don’t write these things!

  25. Sainsbury deserve everything that is thrown at them after their Black History Month tweet, I emailed them with my thoughts and reminded them that the country is 85% white and perhaps they should consider that the vast majority of their customers are white, telling people to fuck off if they aren’t onboard with Black History Month isn’t a very going marketing strategy

    Cunts!

    I did get a reply, the standard diversity bollocks. I reckon they lost quite a few customer with that tweet.

    • Well said Sick. About time Sainsbury got some shit after their BLM/BAME shite a few months ago.
      I don’t darken their doors anymore.

  26. And now I see the French are barricading the harbour in Jersey, something over fish, and new licences.

    Ali Beeb and the magic carpet brigade are reporting that the French are threatening to cut electricity to the Island – most excitement I have seen in months.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57003069

    You can also track the French rug munching cunts in their boats here:

    https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:-2.132/centery:49.168/zoom:13

    Better than watching what cunt is going to be our new London Mayor – no doubt raghead loyal Khunt will get back in.

    • Watching with great entertainment. The Royal Navy has been dispatched to Jersey. The French have sent some sort of Gendarmerie naval vessel but it can’t enter Jersey waters. Strong war of words between London and Paris. It’s like the Napoleonic wars all over again. Ah, the good old times are back.

      • Time to bring Captain Jack Aubrey and Dr Steven Maturin out of retirement.

        The Daily Mail has great coverage, complete with Dad’s Army graphics. I get the feeling their enjoying it as well.

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

        (Please don’t take this too far off-topic. Thanks- DA)

      • Oops. Sorry Admin. I can’t control my big mouth.

  27. Fucking hell, the life expectancy of these incestuous, vowel-mangling twats must be drastically lower than the average englishman if they’re getting their pasties in a twist over something so trivial. Have a day off you utter cunts!

  28. Sainsburys are permanently boycotted by the Norman household after their apartheid safe spaces for BAMEs antics. To hell with them.

    • My family also boycotts then after the Melksham one’s lack of understanding regarding my brother’s mask exemption. Because of how he is he needs to be able to see the faces of my parents to properly communicate with them but Sainsbury’s weren’t having any of that.

    • Admittedly he does have carers who wear masks and he’s OK with that because he hasn’t known any different with them. But because he’s gotten used to communicating in a certain way with us he can’t really adapt when that changes.

  29. A few years back an extremely old Cornish woman died, she was one of the four or five who spoke whatever gibberish “language” they have there. On her deathbed her final words (in gibberish) were not “look after the family”, “I love you” or “goodbye” but “thank God I never spoke English”.
    Stupid bitter old cunt.

  30. Sainsbury’s in general is pretty shit – well, here in Wiltshire at least anyway. They’re a wannabe Waitrose so far as their prices are concerned but at least with Waitrose you get better food and a better standard of customer service.

    • Me and the Mrs now shop at Ocado/M&S and Morrisons. Sainsburys is shit. Never do online orders with those cunts. Sainsburys bring bread and milk that is about two days away from its sell by date and sometimes on the sell by date itself. One time during last year’s lockdown, they gave the old lady a packet of rolls that said ‘Best Before 27/03/20’. Thing was, it fucking was 27/03/20 that very day. They are bastards.

      • I recently tried some of the goats cheese stuffed peppers and the prosciutto cheese rolls from M&S and they were really good.

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