Gayness.

OK, I accept that you are gay.
The fact that you have sex with other men is a bit of a clue, but being gay is not a fucking competition.
You don’t have to try to be ‘more gay’, there are no prizes for being ‘the gayest’.

You want equality but you live your life as if you are in a Carry On film.
You take your inspiration from stereo type gays like John Inman, Larry Greyson and Julian Clarey.

You have decided to adopt a lisp, you now walk like you are chewing a toffee with your arse and you collapse into girlish laughter at the slightest innuendo.

You are now more than equal because if a heterosexual man were to act in such an overtly sexual manner he would be arrested as a pervert.

Stop holding hands with your boyfriend and kissing him in public at every opportunity.
Normal couples don’t act like that, so why the fuck do you?

Nobody gives a flying fuck about your sexual preferences, so behave yourself and stop annoying the fuck out of me.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter 

I would like to nominate the Edinburg Feminist Anarchist Book fair. Or was it Anarchist feminist cunt?

There flyer can be found here.

https://twitter.com/edinafbookfair?lang=en

There’s also a website if you really want to dive into this pool of identity driven shit.

https://www.edinburghafb.org/

No borders, no property, no shit?

Cunts with cunts.

Organised anarchist event but looks and smells of Marxist cunt fodder. Possibly admin would prefer me to explain the reasons they need a cunting but I feel they and their event cunts itself.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

(Interesting how “feminism” (hatred of men) isn’t deemed a hate crime; and yet “sexism” (exploitation of women) is – or soon will be – DA)

Diane Abbott is a lying cunt.

This shower of shit wasted no time in trying to exploit the shooting of Sasha Johnson for her own warped political ends, tweeting: “Nobody should have to potentially pay with their life because they stood up for racial justice”.

Even before the police announced that it was 4 black guys who shot Johnson, it was pretty obvious that this was yet another instance of black-on-black crime. In fact, Johnson was shot by the exact same type of inner-city violent black scum which her movement has spent the last year or so making idiotic excuses for. They don’t seem to understand why we find this story so fucking hilarious!

When are these useless cunts going to admit that THEY are the problem and stop blaming white people for everything? Even Flabbott’s own son has form ( to be fair I think it includes assaulting her which is a point in his favour). She’s been questioned about this already by both Iain Dale and Emily Maitliss, her response was the usual pathetic and tragically predictable get-out-of-jail-free card – you can’t question her about it, cos she is black!

Stop the lies black people, and Johnson, if you recover, please remember to thank Flabbott for her support by bringing her to your next house party (I assume someone will need to feed you your chiggun and light your blunts for you from now on anyway, as well as changing the batteries in your Speak’n’Spell).

Nominated by: Seanie

https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1396756228034990082

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9615843/Diane-Abbott-accused-inflaming-racial-divides-Black-Panther-Oxford-Sasha-Johnson-tweet.html

And on the subject of Labour and BLM, here’s one from Cuntington Smythe 

The Labour Party are cunts…. yet again. Not satisfied with losing shit loads of seats and support, they’ve upped the anti, with this load of fucking shite:-
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/05/25/labour-party-unveils-black-lives-matter-policy-proposals-on-anniversary-of-george-floyds-death/

It just beggars belief that these cunts think that the whole of this country is interested in their fucked up view of what this country is about. I despair, I really do. On the upside though, another nail in their coffin…. the cunts

Gwyneth Paltrow’s minge is a cunt, isn’t it.

A berk from Texas, Colby Watson, is suing Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop. Is it because:

a.) She’s a drab, uninspiring actress.

b.) She’s a horribly conceited woman.

c.) After purchasing a vagina candle (Psh!), it exploded whilst in its jar causing him injuries.

The actress’s “This Smells Like My Fanny” retail for 69 quid prompting the question of what’s the more horrible cunt, Watson or the libtard actress’s fish purse.

Furthermore, what is worse? Being burned by a vagina candle or smelling like Paltrow’s lady ham?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9592453/Gwyneth-Paltrows-Goop-sued-claims-vagina-candle-EXPLODED.html

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

What on earth were radio and TV stations thinking about when they thrust that shower of shit on the youth of the time?

They were always too fucking old, even when they were young.

David Jacobs.
What teenager could relate to that cunt? Sitting on the Juke Box Jury pontificating if a song would be a hit or miss.

Alan Freeman.
Did you ever know anyone that rushed out to buy the latest cardigan so that they could look as cool as him?

Dave Lee Travis.
Did anyone think that by calling himself The Hairy Cornflake he became less annoying?

Jimmy Saville.
Who dyed their hair black and white and smoked cigars because they were enamoured by that cunt?

Terry Wogan.
Older than most people’s dad’s.

At a time when we would want to copy anyone that was cool, how many people referred to their friends as ‘pop pickers’ or went around saying “Now then, now then, guys and gals”?

These people were shit. Nobody liked them.
They had absolutely no musical ability or appreciation.
They wouldn’t have understood mixing, thinking that it’s something that you do in a bowl in the kitchen.

They used to play ‘pop’ records.
‘Popular’ because we had already gone out to buy them and we already had them in our collection at home.

A useless club of clueless cunts.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter