Box ticking lefty woke TV adverts.

Fuck me. Every bastard advert on TV is riddled with some right-on LGBTQ message or even worse BLM propaganda.
Diversity to the fuckin extreme.

A group of millenials order a pizza… and the cast includes.

Non binary boy/girl
Heavily pierced overweight “thing”
White hipster with eyelinered boyfriend.
Single parent lesbian.
Wheelchair bestie!

and even a MIDGET!

Ok…. be honest.
How many of you have midget mates?

* Disclaimer. I have nothing against migetism*

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki 

and seconded by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I’ll second Kendo Nagasaki’s cunting of woke TV adverts.

The one that really gets on my tits is the GoDaddy advert which ticks the following woke boxes:
– presented by a dark key
– the business is VEGAN (yuck!) pies
– endorsed by an Indian
– and the pièce de resistance – it has another endorsement by a (male-to-female) tranny called Miranda

You can’t beat the adverts from the 1970s – this one in the middle of the Kenny Everett Show (12′ 18″) features an Indian but take note of his name – definitely not woke!

https://youtu.be/lXtXkf4ObP4?t=738

And here is a link to that fucking annoying GoDaddy advert for vegan pies with the tranny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISMXYT961CU

A cunting for the hard to reach community, or should it be hard to stop community of P Stanleys who seem to think white girls are trash and deserve to be groomed and raped.

Another 29 are due to appear before magistrates at the beginning of July and if there was any doubt that this is a problem associated with Asian, mainly Pakistani men then just read the 29 names.

Where are the diversity is our strength brigade who refuse to admit that the Stanleys are a fucking problem.

The link is to the BBC, even they cannot ignore the truth. The numbers must be in the hundreds by now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-57093267

Nominated by: Sick of it

A toffee-nosed, patronising, ‘Head Girl’, ‘you’re so immature’ cunting for the famous hypocrite and bore off the telly, Victoria Coren-Mitchell.

After having seen her act offended by the hijinks of Godfrey Bloom when she hosted Have I Got News For Chimps, I heard her being interviewed by comedian chum Richard Herring and she confirmed my impressions of her being a snooty, boring, feminist hypocrite.

Another one at the BBC doing well off the family name (daddy was Alan Coren) she goes straight into the dustbin marked ‘uppity, public school girl, feminist and broadcaster’, along with the Aristos Pheobe Waller-Minge and Miranda ‘Norris-Thing’ Hart.

As Camille Paglia might say, far from being an empowered modern woman, she’s one of the spoiled liberal sheltered middle-class women who act like fainting ladies of the 18th century at any transgressive opinions. her type who can’t stand men and male behaviour and write stupid columns about banning sports to be read by no one.

Always sold as a bit of ‘thinking man’s crumpet’ she has never said anything requiring much thought. Most her schtick is just ‘ugh, men!’ and crap anecdotes on QI and Radio 4.

I know the sort of crowd the BBC producers want to pull in; Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett fans. Twee little blokes who quote Monty Python and say ‘M’lady’ and ‘Actually..’ before they correct you on some trivial matter and some of them fll for it. Men who sneer at sports because they know they’re neither strong or fast enough to play.
It’s her, Sue Perkins and Alice Roberts wanked over by autists who think being a vocal atheist is still fashionable.

You know David Mitchell is constantly henpecked by that bossy mare, the poor little fucker. I don’t mind a bit of a bossy streak and haughtiness but when done so primly and tiresomely by the likes of strident, overly earnest humourless femstapo bints like her it’s very boring.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Rag and Bone Man (AKA Harold Steptoe)

The towering talent that is Little Mix = Best Band.

Need I say more?

At least we are rid of the ginger gargoyle and his many imitators but really modern music just gets worse.

And no I didn’t watch the event I just picked up the results on R4.

Beam me back to the 70s Scotty.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/11/entertainment/brit-awards-2021/index.html

(Linked provided by the musically aware Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Seconded with their take on Modern Music by Technocunt:

Modern Music

I make no bones about it, modern music is shite. But then again modern music through the ages has always been shite (think of the 80s and Stock, Aitkin and Waterwank!)

But I have to say, those days of bad music compare favourably to today’s bollocks. And the charts mean absolutely fuck all these days; there’s no longer the glamour or prestige of being No 1, and going Gold or Platinum – its just one big pisstake!

I know we sometimes slag off old cunt rock bands like the Stones, the Who, even Fat Reg! They’ve been around for decades, and they’re probably rich enough to no longer bother with new albums and tours. And yet they still do on both counts.

Perhaps because these cunts are into their 60s and 70s they just don’t want to give it up and end up in an old folks home smelling of piss and playing bingo. Instead, they entertain their vast audiences across the world with some pure rock & roll with guitars, drums, keyboards and natural vocals.

Today for example I watched a You Tube video of The Who and possibly one of their greatest, albeit underrated songs “Eminence Front”. This was a live concert filmed in 2017, and yes Pete and Roger looked like old cunts, but fucking hell they still had the magic that would piss all over today’s so-called musicians!

Call me an old cunt, but I’d rather go see The Who again, than some wank-biscuit like Ed Shithead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6dA2Afrsw&ab_channel=rocknroll2323

Shite customer service needs a cunting, nothing boils my piss more than cunts who make trying to buy something more difficult than it needs to be, I doubt I will get ant sympathy for the one, but cunt companies and cunt policies need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the daylight.

This is the well known high end shop in Knightsbridge in Londonistan with the green and gold logo.

There was a watch I wanted to get and there is a waiting list and the policy that they won’t post it, so needs to be collected in store, so 11 months after putting my name down I get an email to say God has smiled on me and my name is at the head of the list, goody, goody thinks I.

The trip from South Wales to Londonistan is a pain in the ring, I’m super busy, my aging 5 and a half litre Merc isn’t allowed in without paying shit loads of charges risking violence from Greenpeace and then I have to park the fucker and walk to said shop without being mugged by moped gangs or accosted by faggots. So I think I will have someone pick it up for me easy,,,, fucking hell these cunts won’t take a card payment over the phone, bank transfer, no, WTF cash no, fuck it OK I will come over on fucking Sunday, oh we only take payments between 12.30 and 1.00, WTF do want to sell this watch or what, on top of that these cunts don’t ring back when they say they will, don’t email, don’t answer the fucking phone to the point we’re I thought stick the watch up your arse cunts, you have now really pissed me off, fuck you I’m going to buy a different watch in Cardiff.

Never have I ever dealt with difficult cunts on this level, I don’t believe all the usual camel fuckers that frequent this place usually have to put up with this bollocks…. Fucking Unreal, Aldi’s customer service beats these fuckers hands down…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker