Jose Mourinho is still a cunt.
The Boring One has now washed up in Italy after Tottingham gave him the boot.
Moaning Maureen is now going to be the manager of Roma. Well, on their own heads be it. Apart from that first spell at Chelsea (which was down to the Ivan Oligarch and his cash), he has just moaned, upset clubs and nothing is ever his fault.
It’ll be a matter of time before he ‘walks away’ from Roma after some petty disagreement or other, as sure as shit is shat. I won’t even start about what I think of this cunt’s time at Old Trafford.
Jose was found out at his second spell at Chelsea and also badly sussed out during his time at Man United and Spurs. He was successful at Chelsea the first time because of Abramovich’s money, and also because he was basically a cunt managing a team of cunts like Terry, Drogba, Mikel, Ballack and so on.
Outside that bubble he is neither likeable or a decent man manager. He will now go from club to club for the rest of his managerial career, as his difficult and pain in the arse personality sours each assocaition one by one.
A bit like a more exotic Harry Redknapp or Sam Allardyce.
Nominated by: Norman
The twat should have taken the job at Sheffield United. Now there’s a fucking challenge.
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Sheffield United now that is a fate worse than death.
The Special One is a two year deal manager nothing more nothing less
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Who is he? Sounds like a cunt.
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Porto? Inter? He might be a cunt but his record is better than almost every other cunt. Oh, and then there were the trophies at Man Ure.
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Correct and he possibly would have won a trophy with Spurs if they hadn’t sacked him. Was that anything to do with him opposing the super league by any chance?
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No chance. He would never have beaten Man City on the day. They were fantastic.
He was tactically poor, outdated, sullen, selfish and quite unable to get the best from his players.
The guy is a busted flush who should stick to advertising betting firms which just shows where his heart lies. Money.
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What is Romas logo about? Looks like some people sucking the giant teats of a three legged monstrosity?
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Romulus & Remus-raises by a wolf.
Jose just sucks the life out of teams🤔
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Isnt he ‘special’. Done well if that’s the case.
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A couple of years ago I had the chance to run the bugger over as he crossed the road right in front of me in Eaton Square. He was ambling along with a newspaper under his arm whilst wearing some really gay designer sportswear.
I seriously considered it. “Sorry officer but my foot slipped off the clutch pedal”.
Dago cunt.
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Mourinho has been paid £77m in total when clubs have let him go.
Nice work if you can get it, or not get it in this case….
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77 million !! Jeez. Just for kicking a football around. What a cunt.
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Well cunted Norm👍
His boring tactics are outdated, the way he sets up his teams, he stifles attacking players.
It always amazes me that people thought he was the greatest coach in world football.
He was Bobby Robson’s interpreter, for fucks sake-not fit to lace that great mans boots.
I give him 6 months in Rome-the Italians are not as patient as the English..
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The Mourinho cycle:
Step 1: Join a club.
Step 2: Complain about other clubs’ tactics.
Step 3: Feed the press juicy soundbites.
Step 4: Have some success.
Step 5: Start playing a defensive, cowardly style.
Step 6: Start losing the fans.
Step 7: Publicly lash out at one or two players.
Step 8: Start losing the dressing room.
Step 9: Lose lots of matches.
Step 10: Lose your job.
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Step 11 : Collect severance pay, about £77m to date for the swarthy fucker.
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I’d do it for half the money, LL.
We practise Step 3 on here every day.
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Never liked this cunt from day one.
Johan Cruyff once quite rightly described him as the “enemy of football”
Gained his notoriety at Porto, where his team were a disgraceful cheating pack of bastards employing negative tactics.
Alienating and blaming individual players, often poisoning games with pre match and post match insinuations of wrong doing or whatever.
Rinse and repeat, club after club, blank chequebook after blank chequebook.
Same negative cynical tactics wherever he went and often allied to horrible cheating cunt players as well. (Drogba at Chelsea Pepe at Madrid to name a couple of particular cunts)
Despite the cuntishness of the man, he has still been a winner rightly or wrongly, of many trophies wherever he’s rocked up.
However, he bit off more than he could chew by attempting to win anything at Tottenham though.
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“Johan Cruyff once quite rightly described him as the “enemy of football” ”
Fucking hell, I bet that stuck in his craw. Cruyff came out with some belters. To a cunty journalist: “If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better.”
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Pochettino worked his old Spurs magic to ensure PSG failed to win Ligue 1 for the first time in yonks!
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Oh wait, that is next week…
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My deceased grandmother could probably manage PSG to a french title.
Seems a good manager and a likeable fella does Poch but maybe a bit flaky when it comes to the business end.
Look at Tottenham and their no show European Cup final appearance 2 years back.
If he can’t win the main domestic honours in France with a blank chequebook, he needs to pack it in.
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The “Special One” is just a money-grubbing cunt. I read an article a few weeks ago outlining in detail how much this narcissistic nobhead has made over the past decade and it’s obscene, it’s something like at least £65 million in payoffs when his contracts were terminated, that’s not counting his money from salaries. It’s all just a lark for him now, it’s money for nothing, the cluess Arabs and Yanks who own the teams now like a “Big Name Manager” and so they happily throw money at those mercenary megalomaniacs.
And he doesn’t like or respect the fans. When he was at Man Utd, the cunt lived in a 5 star hotel in Manchester, The Lowry Hotel, at £730 per night for 895 nights, so that’s £653,350 on a bed, bathroom and TV all because he didn’t want to buy or rent a house in a a city he didn’t like and he inwardly knew he wasn’t going to stick around long enough to make friends in the fine city.
Yup, just another mercenary egotist. I’d want to go manage a struggling club at his stage and prove that I can make a great team. Go manage Norwich, and stay in Alan Partridge’s Travel Tavern for 895 days for a far more reasonable £71 per night.
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The special needs one.
Boot cleaner and then interpreter at Barca, feeding the players poison about Bobby Robson.
Tried to blind Tito Villeneuve pitchside by attempting to gouge his eye out.
Had to be restrained to stop him assaulting a Female physio at Chelsea.
Hated so much at Real Madrid Ronaldo refused to play until he had a guarantee Mourinho was being sacked.
Slow, boring, defensive, predictable football, detested by the players, sacked from Chelsea, United and Spurs for turning some of the best teams in the Premier League into sh*t.
Now hired by Roma – WHY? – The man is a serial disaster!
I would like to meet this obnoxious, arrogant gobshite down a dark alley – where I would tell him in a pretty stern voice that I did not care for the cut of his jib..
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Nice to hear the Wembley crowd boo the knee taking cucks today.
Long may it continue.
Word of advice/suggestion for millionaire football players moving forward – Derek Chauvin was jailed for life, so get on with playing the game you’re paid to play – you braindead cunts.
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Why the fuck are they still doing that Pavlovian shite? Play the game then fuck off to Spearmint Rhino, you overpaid cunts.
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Yes, I watched the first 20 minutes of the final and switched off. Modern football bores me. Probably due to the cunt factor.
I couldn’t pick up any booing from my TV to be honest, but I think it must be true as it’s all over the media.
Look at this shit from Sly Sports
“Players started taking a knee when the Premier League resumed from its 100-day shutdown in June 2020 as part of calls to eradicate racial injustice in society following the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis.
Floyd, a 46-year-old Black man, died while being restrained by white police officer Derek Chauvin during his arrest in May 2020.”
Well Sky, even the prosecution said race was not a factor in Floyd’s death. Chauvin’s wife was Asian, he had black mates and there was no racist shite on his computer/ phone (the state would’ve checked this without question).
So if race was not a factor, why are you cunts still mentioning it as the reason?
Oh, and nice of you to mention the races of the ‘victim’ and ‘perpetrator’ for this case, but not when it was the woman copper and the dark key killer.
No cunt knows anything about that do they? Shamefully, I’d have to Google her name myself, as I have barely seen anything about it.
Piss boiling.
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Rumours abound that the BBC drowned out the booing with fake crowd noise. I was listening for any potential booing and the crowd noise did seem to ‘change’ as they took the knee.
Would not surprise me. Needs investigating to be honest. The BBC need hauling over the coals if they did that.
I couldn’t pick up any booing on the TV, but others are saying they did, particularly those who were at the game who said it was really obvious.
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Drowning out boos with fake crowd noise.
Straight from the movie Escape to Victory.
Brainwashing propaganda at its finest.
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Cant believe they let a so-called ‘major’ phucking football match go ahead today, when tens of thousands of proper businesses across the country are clamouring to open, being on the brink of bankruptcy! Priorities??
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It’s footbollocks and I don’t understand it. Was heartened to see the comment above regarding the crowd booing the knee-benders.
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I totally agree that Moaning Maureen is a cunt of the first order but it’s hard to argue against his record according to wiki (I’ve removed his Charity Shield wins).
Porto
Primeira Liga: 2002–03, 2003–04
Taça de Portugal: 2002–03
Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2003
UEFA Champions League: 2003–04
UEFA Cup: 2002–03
Chelsea
Premier League: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
FA Cup: 2006–07
Football League Cup: 2004–05, 2006–07, 2014–15
Inter Milan
Serie A: 2008–09, 2009–10
Coppa Italia: 2009–10
Supercoppa Italiana: 2008
UEFA Champions League: 2009–10
Real Madrid
La Liga: 2011–12
Copa del Rey: 2010–11
Supercopa de España: 2012
Manchester United
EFL Cup: 2016–17
UEFA Europa League: 2016–17
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