The Duke of Edinburgh

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emergency cunting for Phil the royal who has died.

BBC already pushing that he was immigrant who had to escape his country. yada yada.

Nominated by: the cunt of montybisto

(This is a pretty pisspoor nomination in terms of narrative and structure, but we’ll go with it because its a major headline. So go wild – DA)

 

151 thoughts on “The Duke of Edinburgh”

  1. How come he wasn’t called King Phillip?

    Wives of Kings are known as Queens, so why not the other way round?

    Institutional misanthropy gone mad!

      • Poor old CS got a bit of a mauling yesterday after erroneously informing Paul Maskinback that:

        ‘The expression “errant shite” doesn’t exist.’

        I suspect he’s been spending today licking his wounds…

      • I’m still smarting from my humungous faux pas.

        ‘Yolk’ of Rome ffs.
        I got egg on my face there.

        I owned up to Mrs Plastic. And she guffawed in my face.

        I don’t think Paul is out of the woods yet. To be honest.

      • Licking my wounds, RTC? I have indeed been doing a fair bit of licking lately, as Venetia returned yesterday, but I didn’t notice any blood.

        As for my correction of Paul M’s “errant shite” yesterday I have nothing further to add other than: don’t double down when a quick check in a dictionary confirms that you’re wrong. It wasn’t intended to be, but it must have been quite embarrassing to find that the correct expression is indeed “arrant shite”. As my little recollection of Brian the floater in Chongqing illustrated, it is highly analogous to his (and many others’) mis-spelling of “minuscule” as “miniscule”. That is an extremely common error (largely because everyone thinks it’s “mini-” as in “minimum” or “miniature” where in fact it is “minu-” as in “minute”¹).

        Sadly for Paul and many others, “errant” for “arrant” is simply incorrect usage, its near-ubiquity notwithstanding. Show me an authentic example of “errant shite” meaning (roughly) “wayward shite” (as Paul claimed was his intended meaning) – and I’ll send you an electronic copy of the Oxford English Dictionary in full².

        ¹analogously, in the case of the set-phrase “arrant nonsense/shite/crap/bollocks/rubbish &c” almost nobody’s heard of the standalone word “arrant”, whereas most have heard of its homophone “errant” – even if they’re unsure of its precise meaning. Hence the commonplace mistake

        ² SAE to:
        Knobby Knowles
        Dunroamin
        TWATT
        KW17 2LN

        Over and out for a while from me; I’m enjoyably indisposed

      • Jesus, CS just doesn’t know when to admit he’s wrong. 🤭

        I do admit he is (excessively) tenacious.

      • Or perhaps it is Kim coming back from the forum graveyard with her irrepressible pedantry…☠

  2. HAHAHAHA – Bout time one of these fucking parasites fucked off.
    Now if only Liz, Charles, William, Kate and pea-dough-file Andy all died from COVID

  3. Would that leave Harry as king?
    The ginger bastard spawned out of wedlock by Diana & Major James Hewitt?
    Imagine the DM comments section…

  4. The D of E was my commander in chief, Yes the Thunderbird hat!
    His wife Elizabeth was the patron of my school (school of hard knocks, manufacturer of good soldiers/hardened criminals, AKA Gordon Boys School),
    First met him in the 1980’S when they changed the standard at the school, 10 to 16 year old’s on parade in our blues and trews.
    Later Joined his regiment, although I was in “D” sqn briefly ( full of micks on adventure training to kerb their ways) My happier memory’s are C sqn ( like wise Gordon’s C coy) .
    I will not have anything said against him, he was my colonel and my Duke, he also said it how it was, very few people do that.
    Take a moment in prayer for our poor Queen who has lost a companion and pillar, and the voice of reason who has passed.
    God save the Queen.

    • 👏 Lord Benny.

      I know Gordon Boys school-an associate lives opposite. Either you were a gifted lad on a scholarship or you are yourself “from money”.
      Lord Benny, indeed👍

      I hope the tale about the park bench and wine was just “metaphorical”, your Lordship🙂

      • incorrect.
        Gordon boys school was run by Surrey County Council, school was free but boarding was extra, as such it was predominately populated by squadi brats (BFPO) however SCC threw in a few wild cards and it was also a sentence for halfway kids, (the ones that did not quite qualify for borstal) .
        I was a wild card, parents posted over seas for work and the company paid for it.
        I enjoyed CCF, ask your neighbour about Bertie para and Captain Reynolds, both very good and long dead soldiers also good instructors.
        Bertie was in suez, he was QM and an instructor for C coy
        a great man, his wife worked in the cook house ( a family affair).
        It is in some ways shocking that when we ran out of GPMG’s in OP Granby ( gulf war I) and they issued us with Bren guns, I was one of the few people in the Regiment who had used one before…..as a 13 year old!
        A shit school, but come wednesday when it went Army, the place to be.

      • Lord Benny:

        I knew very little about it, drove past it a few times-the associate of mine lives in quite a nice gaff.
        Is it still the same operation there-I assumed Chobham + Smartly dressed students=££££
        This was early to mid 2000’s.

        Apologies for any offence caused.

        Do you ever shoot at Bisley? Last time I was there was for the Army 100. I was one of the few civilians and even fewer non-Gurkha in attendance

    • CFG. comments closed on this one, No I do not shoot at bisley, I am prohibited from carrying or owning fire arms in the UK, work that one out.
      I have been to Bisley quite a few times, but never bought last time I was there I was offered a deactivated Belgian FN for £400! where as I can pick up a working one for £79! not that I would though, no need and can do without the hassle.

  5. Now I’ve heard about his death for the two hundredth time so it must be true. Not that I’m bothered either way, I am indifferent. I had the same regard for him that I have for any member of the royal parasites. His death has had the same effect on me that mine would have had on him. The best medical care our money could buy has kept him alive for the past fifteen years, well past his sell-by date.
    Don’t expect anyone in the media to criticize him or mention his rudeness and lack of tact, it’ll be all ‘walks on water’ stuff for the next few days. And when it’s over, no need for the royalty junkies to worry, there’ll soon be another fascinating .royal event for them to wet their knickers over.

    • I suppose he made your ever increasing ‘Don’t waste NHS resources on them’ list?

      Are you in good health yourself may I ask?

    • Seconded Allan. Plus, the blanket non stop TV coverage is really roasting my shit. He was 99 for fucks sake. We’ll have all the tribute shit from now till the funeral ( all day next Saturday I reckon) is over with. Royal Family..I’ve shit em.

  6. I wouldn’t be surprised if the auld cunt was an ISAC regular.

    If we don’t hear anything from Unkle Terry for a while we’ll know…..

    • Should’ve checked out the whole thread before posting that. Stupid cunt. Oh well bollocks to it. I’m outside 3/4 a bottle of a very nice Chianti and couldn’t give a bollocks. Have a nice weekend cunters.

  7. I don’t really care about the royal family one way or other, but sorry for the queen.

    He’s had a good innings and lots of fun to be fair.

    Who are these cunts who are laying flowers though, I will turn up to someones I have never met and leave flowers, all that is doing is make you feel good about yourself, cunts.

  8. My sympathy to the family, especially the Queen, who spent years keeping the old relic dusted & polished, with a bath once a year, whether needed or not.

  9. Phil has died so sorry but every fucking channel have the same repeating news rolling on and on bringing all the shite out of the woodwork, even cancelled Masterchef the final. Bring back Brexit and Covid.

  10. A nasty loon, as he is on record as saying, “In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”

    At least he’s gone. It’s just a shame that the likes of Bojo, Hancock and others won’t be joining him anytime soon!

      • No, he was another globalist and genuinely believed that. After all, he, along with Prince Bernhard (a member of the Reiter-SS, who had joined the Nazi party before the war), and others helped in the creation of the Bilderberg Group.

  11. No way am I agreeing to Prince Philip being nominated. Ffs 73 years of service to this country, told it like it was, didn’t suffer fools, called a cunt a cunt and would most probably thought the current situation of this country a fuckin joke, which it is. Any cunt who thinks his lot was a walk in the park is an fuckin twat, cunt and wanker rolled into one. The nomination is a joke and says fuck all. Give some facts Montybisto you cunt,
    Twat and wanker !!! Admin I nominate Montybisto as cunt of the year?

    • Well said, sod the naysayers, he was magnificent. A war hero, man’s man and an absolute legend. Didn’t put up with cunts or cunty behaviour either.

  12. Not just here but everyone seems to be pissed off that there is extensive coverage on TV of his death. A guy in work was bleating about the media coverage of it today, and I said it was easy to escape it all, just turn the fucking thing off. I wish escaping the whingers would be as easy!
    He was a Veteran, and he didn’t like the Chinese. I bet his corpse has more testosterone that 500 millennials.

  13. Presumably the millionaires of the Premier League will be wearing black armbands tomorrow and there will be a minutes silence before kick off.
    Quite right.
    Then they will go down on one knee to respect some druggie, criminal loser who snuffed it nearly a year ago in some place they’ve never been to four and a half thousand fucking miles away!
    It’s a funny old game……as Greavsie used to say.

    • If they do wear a black armband, it will be for that dead rapper cunt. Tacky wankers.

  14. I have, over the years, met ( casually), several royals.

    My Philip story:

    Whilst riding our mountain bikes over the sands, near Allithwaite, we observed the carriages out on the sands-usually members of Lord Cavendish’s clan from nearby Holker Hall.

    Suddenly a loud voice shouts: “What the bloody hell do you think you are doing?”

    To which I shouted back: “Piss off / fuck off” ( this was the mid eighties.)-before realising the shouter/carriage driver was none other than Prince Phillip, who probably had our well being at heart-those sands can be dangerous.

    So my only interaction with him😳
    There goes my knighthood 😚

    God save the Queen.

    Fuck the rest of them……

  15. I wonder if Sparkletits and the half wit Prince will be invited to his funeral?

    At 99 Phil went in for heart surgery and the stupid bitch thought it would be a good time to stir the pot.

    Fuck them all though. They’ve stood by and watched this country go down the shutter. In fact, they’ve even contributed.

    • Too right. The old boy was very ill, and the Markle Mantis knew it, yet she still put the boot in. And what was worse was Harry standing by and allowing it to happen. Judas cunt.

  16. Philip Andrew of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksburg.

    He was of Danish blood, born in Greece.

    An all round gentleman and class act who understood duty above self.

    Definitely not a cunt. He will be missed.

    God save our Queen!.

  17. I hear the Snake and her pet Orangutan have already paid ‘tribute’.
    I haven’t seen it, but I dare say it will be full of self serving and opportunistic Markleisms. What a pair of cunts they are.

  18. I don’t think there is any chance of Sparkletits bringing her racist arse over for the funeral. She will use her pregnancy as an excuse, the fucking whore. Of course Gingerbollocks will have to attend but I imagine he will be in and out as quickly as possible. Just as well as nobody wants to see the cunt, except the wokies who hate the Royals anyway.

  19. At least he hadn’t gone Woke, knew what it was like to fight for your freedom instead of letting the dregs of societies mentally ill throw it all away.

  20. I was hoping he would arrange for Me gain to have a new arse hole popped in the middle of the forehead before he dropped off his mortal coil….

  21. I wonder if Big Phil will still be getting tributes and eulogies in a years time?
    Like Saint George, the Lord Gawd of sambeau criminals and frard chiggun?

    • The Queen’s still young enough to remarry.
      Maybe she will?
      Shes a catch, own home, few quid, kids have left home etc.
      Maybe some of the single cunters on ISAC should pitch their bid!!
      Lizzy Fiddler?

  23. Yasur of Tanna cannot die and his vengeance will be great, one expects a decent amount of volcanic activity that will cause soy and quinoa crops to fail. A new avatar shall come forth, my money’s on Prince George hopefully he’ll lead the backlash against the leftwaffe BLM antifa XR woke mob.
    See you in three days your Royal Highness.

    • p.s. I can’t wait till his statue is unveiled, I hope it will be electrified.

  25. This one is so divisive, on the one hand he is the racist that Harry talked about, yet harry is the one who wore Nazi uniform and called someone in his regiment a paki, yet he thought we would forget that. I am not a royalist, but at the same time a family has lost a husband, father, grandfather, great grandfather. I suspect he night have been the support that the queen relied on. Sorry for being nice. Normal service resumed soon

  26. Doris down the road passed away just 3 days ago, she was a integral part of our community, she organised local meetings, always spoke out (against the local council etc).
    Yet she received not a single second of praise.
    Yet that German CUNT has been treated to at least 12 hours of praise, Hell even the scum that is QVC, & TJC suspended selling tat to people in respect of “him” (but just for three hours)

  27. Just in case you missed this moving tribute, courtesy off the BBC: ” Zambia’s President Edgar Lungu has sent his condolences to Queen Elizabeth II following the death of her husband Prince Philip.”

  28. let me hopefully end this by saying,i thought the old buffer was great,loved his straight talking and in no way think him a cunt.
    See my posts further up.
    d.l.p. your post cunting me? ca canny BOY.
    Original post in brevity because of presumed articulate responses,no more to light the touchpaper required.
    Apologies if you feel you are offended.

    • it is what you think. not what i put to you .
      I am cunt of the year?.

  30. What about that poor cunt he drove over / into in his Cringe Rover?

    The other driver probably thought it was an ancient drug dealer.

    • And he must have died of covid? nobody dies of anything else these days except the killer cough, blood clots or boredom.

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