Micah Richards

This token pundit and brain donor has just said, and I quote (allegedy – DA), “Trippier got a 12 game ban for illegal gambling. But it’s a 10 game ban for racism? So gambling is worse than 300 years of slavery?”

I’m lost. If he’s referring to the Sparta Prague player given a 10 game ban for racist comments, while making such comments is out of order, I don’t think he’s been keeping a bunch of Chicken Georges chained up, breaking rocks and cutting sugar cane for him for 3 centuries. Maybe I missed that part?

Then again, nobody in Europe was involved in slavery (apart from Adolf – he kept plenty of honky slaves too). It went on in Africa and the Middle East though. Shamefully, a small number of septics got involved, but it was going on in much bigger numbers amongst blacks anyway. Still does. Oh, why do we never hear about the many honky slaves taken by the Ottoman Empire/Barbary pirates?

Still, facts don’t matter.

Gambling is worse than 300 years of slavery is it (sneer)?

Me neither.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

63 thoughts on “Micah Richards

  1. The man is a cunt.
    Too thick to realise that he is on screen, purely to tick boxes.
    Terrible pundit. Average (at best) player. World class race grifter.

    The man is a cunt.
    🤔

  2. Savery – all be it – hundreds of years ago will be the cry and the excuse for every Dark Key for the rest of the 21st century. Perhaps we should counter by talking about the number of white missionaries put in the cooking pot after encountering a spear up their arse by one of Lammy’s ancestors.

    • Robert Mugabe took over a prosperous Zimbabwe 30 odd years ago and turned it into a fear ridden economic basket case whilst blaming the white man for his mismanagement. This Richards chappy seems to be cut from the same cloth.

  3. He should show some gratitude to the honky-man for inventing the game that put him in the privileged position to spout this shite.

  4. How fucking long are these cunts want to hold a grudge for and how many generations of white people are going to be held accountable for the legitimate actions of their ancestors?
    This prick really needs a history lesson that is not geared up purely about black people.
    At any one time in ancient Rome the population was made up of 40% slaves.
    The Romans took slaves from everywhere that they conquered including Britain.
    It is estimated that during the Roman empire, which didn’t extend into sub-saharan Africa, there were 200 million slaves.
    Who does he think built Rome and the other great Roman cities?
    Same with the Egyptians.
    Does he think that the contract for the great pyramids was put out to tender and the Pharaoh got 3 quotes?
    The Vikings were not just a bunch of hairy invaders.
    They took people from every land that they invaded, including Britain, and put them into slavery.
    The Europeans that traded in slaves from Africa did not run around the continent with big nets catching people for slaves.
    They brought people that were already enslaved by the indigenous population.
    Slavery was a normal way of life until white people put a stop to it in civilised countries.
    But it still goes on……. In Africa, by Africans.

    • Yes but come on, that slave-selling scene on Carry On Cleo was bloody funny.

  5. Good old Micah…..still working for The Man. Taking The Man’s money. Licking The Man’s arsering. We know what you are up to Micah ……. get up off your knees, cunt.

  6. Just at the moment it’s very fashionable to be PC woke leftwing and very pro immigration together with added fuck whitey.

    Soon enough hanging the lot of them at Tyburn Gallows will be back in.
    Goody Gumdrops.

  7. One can only hope this BLM bullshit is just a fad and people will eventually grow tired of it all. If it were replaced by “Transgender Lives Matter”, it wouldn’t run for anywhere near as long.

    Then again, I have only just woken up and I am still a little punchy.

  8. The cunt works for Sky, he takes their money and does what he is told just like all the rest of the house ni**ers. He ain’t no radical, no revolutionary. He is part of the narrative just like the hopeless drugged up Saint George Floyd. Micah is being used but is too dumb to see it.
    A different set of chains but he’s wearing them!

  9. Micah? What kind of stupid name is that? Bwana mtembe, .master, yes boss…who dat who dat…cunt

  10. A person may feel upset about the hardship that their parents faced, perhaps even their grandparents too.
    But these feelings become dilated the more generations that we go back.
    We will not feel aggrieved by the hardship faced by our great great grandparents. We are not wired that way and we cannot function in society carrying the woes of distant relatives.
    Black people are just the same.
    The outrage that they claim to feel is manufactured, and when you manufacture an emotion you can make it as strong as you wish.
    The blacks today are so far removed from their slave ancestors that it is beyond the range of human emotion to feel anything but curiousity.
    They think that they should feel worse about things than they actually do, so they moan and complain as if these things happened yesterday.
    People say that slavery was “a regrettable part of our history”. I don’t agree. History is a matter of fact and as it can’t be changed there is no reason to regret it.
    Go back far enough in time and each and every one of us would have ancestors who were slaves in one civilisation or another.
    We can deal with that. Why can’t they?

    • Quite right. What really boils my piss is the bland sweeping assumption that it was ‘whites’ lording it over the poor old black man. If you look up ‘We Thought They Were White” you’ll see that a more precise racial group were largely resonisible for the African slave trade. Also, the lot of the white working class in the early 19th century in particular was utterly hellish. Sixteen hour shifts in mines, five year old children working twelve hours a day in mills, all for starvation wages. The average life expectancy of a male in Manchester in 1832 was just 23 years. And every single one of those wretched souls was white. If you are whte British, they were your ancestors. Where’s my fucking reparations?

      • Dead right, Biggus. My great great grandmother worked in one of Manchester’s infamous matches factories, and she got fossy jaw. But will Burnham and his cunts even mention reparation? Will they fuck.

  11. Michah Richards is a chippy cunt.

    Rio Ferdinand called radio DJ, Chris Moyles a “fa*got” and got away with an apology and then Ashley Cole a “choc ice” on Twitter and received a 40K fine, another 25K fine followed for calling a woman a “sket”, Jamaican slang for a slapper apparently.

    Black privilege innit.

  12. Portugal started the whitey slave traders. I bet they are not beating their chests with guilt.

  13. There was some Sooty on MOTD banging on about the racism the other night…no idea if it was Richards,the buggers all the look the same to me. From what I could decipher from his grunts,eye-rolls and wildly flapping lips ,he was trying to conflate the proposed new European League with “da racistism”..Aye,billionaire owners paying multi-hued Cunts millions of Pounds to kick a football.

    Lineker and Shearer nodded sagely in agreement before we watched the players take a knee.

    For Fucks Sake.

    • MOTD cunts should be dropped to the floor permanently never mind the knee. Cunts.

      • I was just relieved that there wasn’t some “World Cup winning,record goal-scoring centre-forward” of the lesbian variety,tbh.

      • Newcastle are on a roll…they’d taken a point off Liverpool..an event about as common as Haley’s fucking comet…I wanted to witness history.

        Morning,Ghee.
        Morning,All.

      • The Toon are staying up, they will be bought by the Arabs this summer and will be where they deserve to be within a couple of seasons. I don’t like to see clubs owned by foreigners but that’s how it is now. If its good enough for the others then why not. The so called ‘big six’ just don’t want another Leicester City getting at their trough. As for Micah and co, they’re pissing in the wind. Gambling is on a par with racism being a stain on the game and peoples lives, but racism doesn’t generate billions of pounds does it.

    • They are always blaming someone else for their inadequacies. Never their fault: violence, stabbings, laziness, lack of education, no respect for authority, feckless, etc..

    • Amongst all this disgraceful racist ranting, I’d like to say “Hats Off” to the coloured gentleman who drowned trying to save someone who fell into The Thames… Folajimi Olubunmi-Adewole died a hero.

      Does rather prove my theory on Sooties and swimming though.

      • Indeed Sir Fiddler:

        In Bristol, they toss statues of salve traders into the river.
        In London, dark-key slave descendants toss themselves off, the river bank.
        🤔

  14. A footballer guilty of 300 years of racism give me strength.
    Now look here Micah, Bl ack s were enslaving Bl ack s before whi ties.
    I really am properly sick of this shit and it’s constant appearance on media outlets has made my feelings darken,(no apologies for using this expression to describe something in a negative light, cunts). I feel less tolerant.
    The fucking B l ack Broadcasting Crap house are still at it this morning see link below: – are Uni’s doing enough about racism Fuck off you cunts fuck off you have put me on the verge of hating you.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/1c314b3c-c895-4566-9b92-d9d3a1acb079

    Cunts sick of hearing reading it now.

  15. Top level football is fucked.

    Hijacked by the woke with a diversity obsessed, over representation of women and chippy types.
    Shilling for whatever agenda is in vogue.
    As I can no longer watch the sport, I decided to listen instead where I am often treat to the classic, pathe English diction of the expert that is Clinton Morrison. (who’s definitely not ticking any diversity boxes)

    Good Morning.

    • Ah……Clinton Morrison, now there’s a man who knows what he is talking about. I can see Clinton on Mastermind ……specialist subject….the chicken shops of Sarf London innit.
      Wicked fam!

    • Always with the slavery,
      Don’t let them kid you!
      They bloody loved it!!!
      Only time they had any direction in their lives.

  16. Professional race baiter wearing a culturally appropriated Geordie hat. Haddaway n’ shite, ya dirty cunt.

  17. Micah is a thick cunt, along with most of the pundits the BBC and Sky role out, there are a few who are articulate and do make a reasonable contribution and I would even include Alex Scott in this group (plus she is a nice bit of totty).

    Micah, you are a cunt, fuck off!

    • He’ll have to take that fucking stupid hat of first.

      That might be a bit of a challenge for him.

  18. I remember putting the footy on and they talked about…the footy. Nothing else. I don’t remember Jimmy Hill on MOTD in the late 60s demanding that the players give black panther fist salutes, do you? Or Desmond Lynam interviewing Pele about slavery and the actions of the police force in foreign lands either. Or Billy Bremner and his ‘dirty Leeds’ team being asked to wear rainbow laces for the gays. I don’t recall Brian Clough talking about the Dutch total football of the 70s with some lesbian, who had the odd kickabout in front of about 50 people at the weekends as well.

    With the pandemic, we’ve seen the stadiums empty and football realising that even on TV, it’s not the same. You’d think they’d be careful about turning fans off. It’s never been easier to do so.

    But no, the players, the TV stations and the clubs (see Super League fir examples) have seemingly gone on a mission to piss everyone off as much as possible.

    Its sad, but now I (am many other people I know) couldn’t give a fuck about football anymore due to how modern football at the highest level behaves.

    Stop preaching and get on with the fucking game. I watch sport to escape politics (and don’t tell me it’s a humanitarian issue, you fucking cunts!). Even if I agree with a point you make, if it’s not about the game I couldn’t give a fuck.

    • Further on the ‘It’s not political, it’s a humanitarian issue’ shite the likes of Gary Arsepicker and the cunts at Sky like to keep stating, why not show and talk about starving kids in Africa instead of taking about the game? Or on human rights abuses in North Korea? It shows they’re taking bollocks.

      I wouldn’t want them too either. I put sport on to escape all the world’s ills for a few hours.

      So thanks you fucking cunts for taking that away from us.

      • They recently tried introducing a female professional “expert” pundit in the world snooker championship but the idea seems to have died on its arse because she’s been nowhere to be seen since the first few days (that I’ve seen that is)

        Nothing it seems is safe from the dreaded diversity quotas.

      • Yes, and they’ve got a possible gay microphone head as a host too. Fucking clueless. Alan McManus is an annoying and boring cunt too.

        Eurosport have better pundits (Jimmy White and Ronnie O’Sullivan are two they use).

  19. Looks a bit like a bleck Dick Van Dyke form Mary Poppins. Perhaps he is and just finished cleaning a chimney.

    “…What did I tell ya? There’s the whole world at your feet. And who gets to see it but the birds, the stars, and the chimney sweeps…”

  20. Stuart ‘Pyscho’ Pearce had the misfortune to manage this thick cunt when he was at Manchester City. I can’t remember the full story but I think Pyscho substituted him or something and the monkey went nuts, threw his chiggun bones out of the pram and stormed off down the tunnel. When Stuart was interviewed after the game, he said Richards “needed educating”. Quite clearly it didn’t work.

  21. Although I do enjoy watching old footy now.

    So far this week I’ve heard Hugh Jones commentating on Revilinho scoring a free kick goal against East Germany in the 74 World Cup with, “And the Brazilian bender does it again!”

    Hugh Johns also used the words ‘negro’ and ‘coloured boy’ a lot too, bless him. I also heard a recently deceased legend use an ‘n’ bomb during the opening match of the 78 World Cup (same thing Geoff Hurst said a few years later).

    And Gerald Sinstadt’s commentary for the 74 opening ceremony was hilariously (and gloriously) sexist. I’m sure he was wanking through the entire thing (lots of dancing girls).

    The pundits would argue quite a bit, but they knew their stuff (if sober which couldn’t be guaranteed…Brian Moore had the patience of a saint dealing with some of the panels they gave the poor cunt (Clough, Dougan, Allison and Jack Charlton at once…fucking poor bastard lol)..

    Now? Eniki Olikou or whatever the fuck she’s called with Gary Linecunt and some more race baiters and lezzas who say fuck all controversial and are disgustingly sober at all times and never get into heated arguments.

    Fucking boring. Fuck off.

    • All those lads mentioned above. Plus throw in Malcolm Allison, The Doc (RIP) and Jimmy Greaves. The BBC (who else?) started the trend for foreign pundits like Gullit, Ginola, Klinsmann, and that Brazilian cunt with the elbows (Leonardo?). Of course foreign pundits morphed into darkee pundits and now it’s wimmin commenting on the game. There is something wrong with the world when daft tarts like Eni Aluko and that screeching Scouse bint are doing the punditry on top level football.

  22. Micha Boy is arguably the most imbecilic and brainless cunt in the history of football punditry. His thinking that utter cunt, Mario Ballotelli nearly setting fire to a block of flats by letting off fireworks indoors is funny shows what a moron Micha Richards is.

    Richards also said that Carlos Tevez was a better player than Sergio Aguero. Utter bollocks, of course. Blue he may be, but Tevez isn’t fit to lace Aguero’s boots.

    Richards on Sky with Roy Keane is excruciating. I am surprised Keano hasn’t whacked him yet. Sky only have Richards on because ex-City legends from the past two decades are thin on the ground. So instead of cunts like Noel Gallagher and Niall Quinn, they get that clown Micha Richards on. Richards is also the right colour, if you get my drift. Another Uncle Tom cunt who sings the praises of Chiggen Floyd George. Whatever happened to the days of Greavsie, Cloughie and Big Mal on ITV?

    • Keane shows great restraint when having to listen to the wise words of the Token One!

      I bet he is really thinking what a total thick cunt, Richards really is. And in the old days he would have probably come out and said it. But alas in today’s climate…………

      • It’s quite obvious that Graeme Souness also regards Richards with contempt. Souness in his playing days meeting Richards on the pitch would have been worth watching.

      • Souness would get sent off within 10 minutes of every game today. He could play, but he seemed to just run around kicking people if you watch old footage of the mad cunt.

  23. Football?
    Invented by whitey so therefore no chippy j*gaboos should be allowed to play.
    Cultural appropriation you see.
    Back to stealing and dealing drugs you go then.

  24. Just another forgotten has been footballer, only got the T.V gig because he’s Black, it seems that it’s a pre requisite now to be a Ch!mp in order to pitch your opinion on football but this thick ape can’t even do that, he has to shoehorn the Slavery Tearjerker into the mix. Shut your big black gob that is usually used for shovelling fried chicken into, you were Wank anyway.!!

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