Today’s dollop of tinfoilhattery comes from a French journalist called Florence de Changy, who is peddling a book about her theory of what happened to the Malaysian airline after it disappeared from radar.
Obviously the US are the bad guys, and she says she came to her conclusion after reporting on the disappearance for several years and has ‘debunked’ all the other explanations, and say that all the countries involved in the ‘fake’ search for the plane after it went missing are colluding in the cover up.
One of those countries is Vietnam, who have a little bit of history with America, which might not make it an enemy, but will probably not want to involve itself in covering up a US military operation that resulted in the deaths of civilians.
de Changy claims the Americans wanted to get their hands on some tech that was poorly labelled on the manifest, and made the airliner disappear from radar by flying an AWACS plane above and below it to blank it from the radar, then ordered it to land. When the pilots refused, MH370 was then shot down.
Far fetched doesn’t come close.
I can’t work out if she is mad, or she is writing this bollocks to make money of cunts who will now believe anything as long as it’s anti authoritarian, or most likely, a bit of both.
Cue lots of ‘expert’ theories by those who gained overnight diplomas in avionics, aerodynamics, satellite positioning and capture data, global tidal behaviour, and a greater understanding of the complex relationships between the governments of all concerned parties.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
It is positively raining conspiracy theorists at the moment!
Take my advice cunters, invest in bacofoil, I’m making a killing!
Fuck off!
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hmm. Yes, I think I would.
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what’s the nom about?
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A tranny with a tin foil hat!
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M’Lord, just because some of our more depraved site members seem to be engaged otherwise currently, there is no necessity for you to step into the breech.
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Once upon a time, conspiracy books were great fun and had at least a veneer of academic method – like the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, Worlds in Collision by Immanuel Velikovsky and Chriot of the Gods by Eric Von Danniken. These books entertained me immensely when I was a teenager. Now we get a pile of cunt like this book. Sign of the times and the general decline in cultural literacy, I’m afraid. Ms De Changy can shove her book up her delectable ass.
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Cunt that lady for selling a book by all means if you think she’s hatched it out of sheer cloth, but don’t cunt the principle of freedom of thought. Maybe it was downed for a reason. Maybe it was just malfunction? Who knows.
I’d rather live in a world with diverse ideas than your carefully curated one where only the government, corporations, and ‘experts’ are allowed to offer thoughts. Fuck that.
“Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!” – Bill Hicks
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“Lie down on the couch for me, Mr Chunky.”
Now is this a half hour or one hour appointment?
😊
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Usually I go for the one hour appointment. You can’t rush these things if you want to get the full service. Plus they usually let you finish more than once!
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Or Nicola Sturgeon
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My next book, “Elvis Presley: why he shot Kurt Cobain” will be out this Autumn.
It follows on from the success of “Roswell: The Hitler Connection” & “Charlie Chaplain on the grassy knoll”.
Everybody knows that MH370 was shot down by Sadamm Hussein, who is still alive and well and living in Bradford.
🤔
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Living in Bradford- surely an oxymoron.
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Didnt the Russians shoot it down or was that the other one. Personally I couldnt give a shit. As long as im not on it im not bothered.
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Government is controlling peoples brains with radio waves,
Safe here in the bunker though.
THEY put chemicals in the food to subdue us,
Im stockpiling and eating astronaut food.
THEY want to control us! the nazis!!
Bigfoot is a CIA experiment,
Saw him get in a landed saucer once, working with the Moonmen.
THEY are watching
THEY are listening
THEY are coming
How can you be so blind?
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She looks like she will have hairy armpits.
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to me the roll neck looks like its hiding an adams apple.
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She is French what do you expect?
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Is it a bloke or just a woman trying to look like a bloke impersonating a woman.
Not wanting to read her (probably overpriced) book does she explain why a commercial pilot would refuse to reroute when ordered by military aircraft.
I have no idea why it disappeared and there are probably lots of theories but being shot down by the US doesn’t seem to be very plausible.
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Many independent experts have apparently deemed her theories as “nonsense”. Also many of her assumptions are, by her own admission, “probably x% correct”. This then reduces the likelihood of subsequent linked assumptions being only proportionally likely.
Elvis is alive and well – surely you must all know that? Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, “Pastor Bob Joyce”!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMLBb0UdDZA
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Haha
I’d never heard of that one. He looks like the cunt a bit. First question I’d ask him is what is was like living on the Moon.
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I have never read about or examined a conspiracy theory that wasnt improbable bollocks. A good way to make money from gullible loons though.
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A bit like the Koran then.
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A lot like the Bible.
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Mh370 didn’t crash, it just went to ladyboy land and all the females had cocks attached to them and all the males got cut and tucks…it must have done, how else do you explain that nom picture
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That picture… So that’s what Alan Hansen is up to these days…
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A tell ye what… That’s teeerrible Norman.!
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What was that he used to say? ‘Un-belie-vable!’
Great defender, mind. One of the very best.
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I thought he was a decent pundit as well Norman.
Certainly the last decent one the BBC have employed.
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That’s a fucking bloke.
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Looks a bit like her who played Lois Lane in the Superman films, Maggot Kidney.
She went puddled you know?maybe she knew too much!
THEY silenced her.
Did the same to the man of steel, the horse worked for the intelligence services.
Its all online…
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Dog bless them, MNC. They didn’t deserve it.
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It was the Kryptonite what did em, Spoons😢
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MNC@ – The horse was in cahoots with the Lone Ranger, Reeve knew all about the sexual relationship the Lone Ranger had with Silver and was determined to expose him – they silenced Marilyn Monroe for cheating on the Lone Ranger with the horse.
All the evidence you will ever need is on JFKtube..
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MH370?
It flew for a bit, then stopped and crashed into the sea.
More gravity than conspiracy.
On other news it’s fkin snowing in Yorkshire – I just managed to get the gardening work done before it started!
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I carried on gardening with the snow coming down 😂
The cat fucked off back inside, a few snowflakes and he wants his nice warm house
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My theory is that if you let monkeys dress up as ground crew for aircraft then let some more monkeys put a pilot’s uniform on and give them a plane to fly then it’s a miracle all of them don’t crash all the time.
What a load of shit.
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Load of bollocks, obvious it was taken into the Mother ship and gone to Andromeda.
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The truth is that a conglomeration of racist, facist, Russians, Iranians, British white working class gender offenders and various other Hitler style bastards had fuck all to do with this plane vanishing. As a previous comment stated, conspiracy theories are running amok and both household dogs have their own hand fitted foil hats which they will wear if bribed with food. My own crafted head covering is 6 ply with grounding spikes attached to the crown. The grandchildren always appreciate my appearance when we Skype, so impressed, they asked many of their friends over to take part in the Skype session. Off piste somewhat, what my friends and I have concluded is that the plane crashed into the ocean. The oceans are big plane small hard to find if plane is in bits 4 miles down. Pissey is convinced it was eatern by a star shark or some such beast, how seriously can you take the word of a man who pisses himself every time he gets wasted.
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I thought it was already established that the peaceful pilot crashed it deliberately didn’t he?
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She’s French. You can fucking smell ’em through the internet.
Mad as a van full of chimps on meth.
She’d (looks a bit tranny) probably take your skin off and wear it an all.
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
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