Dognappers [3]

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I’d like to make my first nomination dognappers. Rife at present with dogs getting nicked everywhere. One recent one in Nantwich made distressing headlines. Two black labs led away to a waiting van. A recent raid on a travellers site found another 83 poor mutts.
I don’t have a dog although I’m not opposed to them as they give unconditional faithfulness to their keeper. Don’t these cunts realise they are stealing a part of the family. Every fucker knows who’s doing it.

https://www.cambstimes.co.uk/news/crime/police-raid-given-lost-dog-owners-hope-7840042

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

Seconded by Cuntfinder General with this tail of woe (see what I did there? – NA):

An excellent nomination
I have personal experience of the distress caused by the theft of a beloved family pet (member).
I also experienced the local pie-keys, trying to purchase my terrier, many years ago.
Usually taken as fighting dogs or “sparring partners” for same.

The evil, pigshit-thick, bog oirish bastards.
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61 thoughts on “Dognappers [3]”

  1. This is a big problem at the moment.
    Its gyppos doing it.
    I take my dog to a doggy daycare when we’re all at work.
    It keeps her socialised with other dogs, can play, and I know shes safe.
    A woman told me her daughter was walking the dog (small breed) and two lads tried to take the dog.
    The daughter wrapped the lead around her wrist and one of the cunts drew a knife and tried to cut the lead,
    Cutting the girls hand.
    Dogs are valued family members, and sometimes lonely peoples only companion.
    Keep seeing reward posters for missing dogs.
    Who the fuck buys dogs off gyppos?!!!
    All gyppos should be gassed.

    • I agree with every word. Pikey cunts are a pestilence and we have to respect their culture? It’s a bad joke and it’s on us.

      There are many reasons why people don’t like the travelling community and those reasons are not based on prejudice they are based on experience.

      • Those that know pikeys hate them. Those that defend them have probably never met one. They should be made to clean a recently vacated site, might open their fucking eyes.

  2. Our first home was on the edge of a small town and when we got a dog , er indoors would take it for a 2 hour walk / run in the daytime and I would take it for a couple of miles of pavement walk after dinner.

    Half a dozen times, at the same point if the walk, I was followed, for a short distance,by the same local Pie-key in his pick up truck.

    A few times he wound down his window and asked “How much for the dog?”.
    The first two times I replied: “It’s a family pet-it’s not for sale”. The next time I wasn’t so polite.

    Happily, I heard this particularly nasty cunt came to a particularly nasty end👍

    Dog walkers need to carry a stout stick or a rape alarm.

    • I carry both an alarm and a specially adapted walking stick ( thank you, son-in-law ), also a marker spray to dye any cunt who tries on purple.
      Having said that anyone who snatches my neurotic, insomniac, semi continent hound will get everything they deserve. They’d probably offer me money to take him back!

    • It’s always good to hear of pikey filth coming to a nasty end. Killed in a car crash,stabbed or shot, it’s all good.
      Caravan fires that wipe out whole families of the cunts are particularly joyful events.
      Morning, General.
      Morning all.

  3. Pikeys. Dirty thieving fucking pikey bastard cunts. If they nick your dog you better hope they flog it quick. Pikey dogs are treated like shit and have to fend for themselves when it comes to food. Fucking stick thin, mangy creatures they are.
    Don’t expect the RSPCA or the coppers to go near them though. That’s raaaaaaay-sist.

  4. A very fine and relevant nom.

    The types of people who steal dogs are just filthy fucking scum.
    The lowest of the lowest.
    In fact there just aren’t enough words to condemn the cunts with.
    My Whippet is an integral part of my family and just the mere thought of him being stolen is horrific.
    (good luck to any thieving gypo bastard or canine hating peaceful trying to catch him mind you)

    There’s an old fella who lives near me who had his dog stolen a couple of years ago. He never found it or heard anything about it again. It absolutely destroyed the poor fella.

    Dognappers = Ultimate in Cuntitude

  6. Years ago, one of my shooting permissions was a huge country estate owned by a very old “monied” family. The estate was thousands of acres and employed the usual farmers, game keepers and estate manager-who was a fellow shooter.
    Every year, they sold Christmas trees, some estate grown, some from another estate.
    They started to get problems with gypo’s stealing them, at first a few, then by the hundreds, as the years went on.

    The meant that night security was required during December-made up of estate staff rotating shifts and additional locals.

    One of the game keepers had the nastiest German Shepherd I have ever met-a complete maniac.
    When the gypsies struck, this particular year, they had a stolen four wheel drive with a huge, stolen, cage sided trailer.
    The game keeper gave chase, whereupon his Land Rover was bloked by other gypo’s.
    He received a kicking and they stole his Landy and his dog.

    They are absolute cunts and the police, generally, are shit scared of them.
    Can you imagine the lardy feminazi or tubby Tik-Tok rainbow mob, going head to head with a gang of Pie-keys?

    • Farmers and farming communities should have the right under law to shoot gyppos as vermin.
      £10 for each scalp handed in.
      I saw someone shoot a gyppo id help them bury the cunt and keep my mouth shut.

      • All joking aside, the BNP had, as part of their manifesto, “The Tony Martin Law”-whereby home and landowners to be allowed to use “lethal” force, in defence of their property.

        Now then Mis, are you busy today, only I need help dragging something into the orchard, from next doors field. I would say he, er, I mean it, probably weighs 18 stone.
        Bring a spade.
        Not Anthony Joshua😉

      • It’s typical of this country we do nothing. If locals wherever they pitched up turned up mob handed and told them to fuck off the whole pikey problem would disappear back to Ireland.

        I know some Irish lads and they don’t put up with the cunts, a lot of these pikey cunts come over here for summer and rent their houses out as holiday let’s.

        If any minority gains from misguided PC agenda it’s these cunts.

      • Good show, MNC.
        Bloody good show.
        If you ever need an alibi, you were round at the Rookery all night, with me and Ethel, sorting out old but serviceable clothes for poor people in Africa.
        👍👍😂

      • I will give you an alibi that we where out robbing white people at the time. We might get a slap on the wrist for that

  8. Any cunt doing this…..gas chamber. Slowly. And make it a perspex chamber so we can bring our deck chairs,sandwiches and flasks and make a day out of it.

    • *not forgetting a supply of bin bags to take our rubbish home.

      Keep Britain Tidy.
      (Send all our shite back to Pakistan)
      👍

  9. A local traveller site was raided recently, and over fifty dogs were recovered. Some would have been bred, some sold straight on, and the older ones used as training aids for their dog fights. It wasn’t reported as gypsies, as that would have been racist, but everyone local knew.
    How can criminality be ignored because of cultural diversity? Where else on earth do you get a free pass on being a cunt, just because you think or behave differently?
    Never mind cristalnacht, there should be caravan-nacht.

    • Very good point G J. How can criminality be ignored/played down due to the perpetrators ethnic background, religion or what. One take on the issue could be that there are a lot more people in this country who are not members of said groups than members of said groups. If large groups of people said fuck this and had a crack back at them the government would be rather fucked in being able to deal with the unrest. The official policy then would be to limit coverage of group concerned and try to bury any adverse publicity whilst selecting “leaders” for the full Tommy Robinson (not his real name) of the opposition to pikey ethnic welfare. Selected persons are basically hounded, every misdeed everything, farted in church we’ll have them on that no mistake. The object being to totally destroy the person and family if needed and not forgetting the example this sets, this is what happens if you go against wokery. Bit mixed up sorry not feeling to good this bright morning so have waffled.

  10. I would love some pikey cunt try and steal my two Belgian shepherd malinois, sam the male would RIP the face off anyone who tries to separate me from him, someone tried to with my permission at a dog show, and they were sorry fast, and bella the female would finish the fuckers off, I would tell any pikey scum to try his best and it would give me great pleasure telling the scum today you have an appointment with a plastic surgeon, cunts..

  11. When I was growing up gyppos were a lesser blight than they are today. Clothes pegs and lucky heather mostly.
    I could be wrong here but didn’t the Oirish P.M. draft a law that made them move on so they ended up here.
    She even advised the UK to do the same. From then on I reckon we got a lower grade Pikey, if that’s possible.
    Getting back to the 50’s and 60’s my mum would go out to bring the washing in only to find it on the floor with no pegs.
    And who would knock on later? Esmeralda and Mick selling fucking pegs.
    Some of them would hand carve pegs from the railway sleepers on the ship canal causing the locos to wobble.
    Compare those to the cunts today.

    • Scum then , scum now, no evolution from the cunts, has anyone had their internet hacked by these fuckers? No?..guess not, now, not ever..

  12. Always loved the burning caravan scene in Snatch. If I had my way, every ‘traveller’ site would receive an air delivery of napalm. Fucking hate the thieving dirty cunts, there’s a mini crime wave & a trail of shit wherever they go.
    Dog thieves/pikeys are cunts of the 1st order.

  14. We have a rescue Jack Russell. She was found by an assistant of the sanctuary that was owned by my wife’s late Aunt.

    The pikies used her as a breeding dog, but when she outlived her usefulness, she had her ribcage broken both sides, cigarettes stubbed out on her and her skull being remodelled with a shovel, it would appear.

    Pikies are an infestation and should be remedied by a Rentokil type of outfit.

    • Paul: er indoors just read that and is now in tears.

      They are indeed, sub-human cunts.

      • Sorry old chap, didn’t mean to cause upset on this fine day.

        When we first adopted our little dog, she wouldn’t come near me – she would growl, bare her teeth and snap. Now she isn’t satisfied unless she is curled up on my lap and trying to lock my face whilst her little stumpy tail wags furiously.

      • All our dogs have been rescue dogs Paul-including one rescued from a pie-key puppy farm.
        A happy ending for your little chum.
        Give her a pat from us👍

    • Old lady in my local park has a rescue dog from Albania, and it has a cig burn right on its forehead. It has a lovely personality but is still hesitant, poor thing.

      There’s some sick fucks out there.

    • Paul – You are a saint in my eyes for doing that for that poor little dog. Thank you so much for your compassion and kindness. You top, top man.

  15. I would treat dog thieves exactly the same way I would treat the little Oirish skanks rioting in Ireland every night – some as young as 12 – six strokes of a whip. That might teach them to keep their hands in their pockets.

  16. Death penalty for these cunts in my world.

    Wanna abuse animals animals? Well my punishment would see you thrown in a pen full of hungry tigers. Try nabbing them, you cunt.

  17. Why do Gypsies get away with so much. They moan that people have a go at them but it is well justified. I am sure that they are all not cunts but some of them are or maybe most of them are. Disgusting how they seem to think they are above the law.

  19. The only fair and equitable solution is to capture piekeys and use them as training aids for brown bear fighting.

    Wish someone would capture my neighbours mutt though. Posh yappy tea cosy, I want to dropkick it two streets over!

    • Pikeys are always the problem. They romanticise themselves by pretending to be Romany’s when all they are are the lowest thieving scum from Ireland. Total cunts. Send them back to Bogland.

  20. As Pikeys are dirty, smelly, wart ridden and live in flea infected caravans, I’ve never figured out how the fuckers can sell you heather to bring you good luck!

  22. The security company that look after our compound have 2 Rotties called Ronnie and Reggie, the hound from hell are renowned pikey hunters and have scored many hits cuz even they fucking h😞te pikeys.
    Security monitor said thieving scum on the cameras and then open the gates, let in R and R and wait for the screaming to start, the pikeys can’t wait to be nicked so they are safe, and to date their solicitor has failed to sue our security Co.
    Believe it or not, some greay Isis looking mother fucker thought it would be a good idea to steal Ronnie and Reggie, and now the muzzy scum will be washing his vessel for the rest of his days, apparently he survived but won’t be stealing anymore doggies for a while, karma really does exist.
    Great nom that is close to my little black heart, morning all, great responses….

  23. As usual the punishment for this is far to lenient. Punishment for being a pie key should be stronger itself. Nicking pooches should be double if they’re found to be a gyppo.

  24. Despicable vermin.
    Feed the males to hungry Pie.key rescue dogs.
    Gas every last one of the rabble that are left.
    Worth a new bank holiday once cleaned up.
    Fucking cunts.

  25. Steal a dog?
    5 years in prison, and people paid to hurt them when they are in there.
    And hope to fuck it is not my ridgebacks you try it with – they are soft with me and love miss busty spoiling them – but if anyone is up to no good they will find out very quickly what a bad idea that is – being ripped to pieces tends to preclude re-offending! (They are feral beasts with bloodlust, and they never stop)
    Gyppos? The first thing I would do is bring in a law called “Trespass Seizure” where if they try their trespass/robbery/v*rmin shit they would have their caravans and vehicles seized and sold at public auction.
    After receiving a brutal kicking which the police would be too busy to attend.
    If you are kind to shit it shits on you – stamp on them, they will soon be gone when this is the reception they know they will get.
    No better sight than a burning caravan.

    • Great idea Vernon but there is one flaw in your thing, who the fuck would want a second hand pikey caravan.
      However I think their bacterior ridden hovels Cound be used to fuel hospital heating, power stations, or something along those lines…

  26. Have the ‘villains’ who ‘kidnapped’ Tadger Gaga’s dogs been found yet? Nah.
    Also, has the lady who ‘found’ the ‘missing’ dogs been paid her promised ‘reward’ yet?

    Didn’t think so….

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