Dead Pool [210]

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Congratulations to Cuntamus Prime who correctly predicted the demise of veteran Liberal Democrat Shirley Williams who has died aged 90.Williams was a Labour MP and Cabinet Minister under both Harold Wilson and James Callaghan before leaving the party to form the “Gang of Four” who created the initially popular but ultimately ill-fated breakaway SDP party.Williams in later life after losing her second commons seat joined the Liberal Democrats following the breakdown of the SDP.She went on to become their leader in the House of Lords. Williams was also the daughter of Vera Brittain.

On to Deadpool 210

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [210]”

    • A scientific mystery and defying all logic that Ozzy Osbourne has somehow dodged the Grim Reaper all these years, Sausage.

      • Maybe the grim reaper is a black sabbath fan? If thats the case he really needs to listen to the last pieces of shit they released disguised as a album 13 was absolute shit not one good song

        Even in the Dio years they had few hidden gems on a otherwise mediocre album dehumanizer might not of been as good as Mob Rules but its looking alot better after I heard the 13 album

  3. Gerry Adams
    Barry Manilowe
    Michael Douglas
    Gerard Depardieu
    Shirley Maclaine

  4. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

    • Fucking Ono will probably outlive the surviving Beatles. And just watch the sickening ‘Fifth Beatle’ tributes from the media when Ono does finally snuff it.

  5. Well done CP

    Harry Roberts (Police Killer)
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shop Keeper)
    Glynis Johns
    Ted Dexter

  6. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  9. Well done, Cuntamus. The old Dame looks like Drakeford in drag.

    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  10. David Van Day
    Robert Redford
    Paul Gascoigne
    Dave Courtney
    Frank Williams F1

    Go fuck yourselves. 😁

  11. Norman Lloyd
    Walter Mondale
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Sonny Barger
    Gudrun Ure (Supergran)

  13. Tom Smith (rugby)
    Heather Locklear
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    June Brown
    Slick Woods

  15. Gordon Lee
    Arthur Cox
    Bobby Saxton
    Joe Kinnear
    Ossie Ardiles.

    Good Shot, C.P.

  19. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkle.
    Timothy West.

  22. and another one bites the dust ….

    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  23. Katie Price (harvey related incident)
    Kim kardashian (huge arse disease)
    Kanye West (rapper lead poisoning)
    Lady gaga (mistaken for a giant rat and poisoned)
    Diane Abbott (forgets how to breathe while trying to master 3 x table)

  24. Val Kilmer
    Mike Turnbull
    Leslie Phillips
    Tom Baker
    Lionel Bair

  27. What do you think of Shirley Williams? I think I have to go to the toi-oi-let!

    Angela Lansbury
    Angela Merkel
    Richard O’Sullivan
    David Steel (Former MP)
    David Owen (Former MP)

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