Dead Pool [212]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted the demise of former US Democratic Vice President and failed 1984 Presidential candidate Walter Mondale who died yesterday aged 93.

On to Dead Pool 212

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [212]

  1. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Bang on, M’lord…

  2. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Barry Humphries

  3. Arthur Scargill
    Cardinal Theodore McCarrick
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

  4. Gordon Lee
    Arthur Cox
    Bobby Saxton
    Joe Kinnear
    Alexei Navalny.

    Good Shot, Lord B.

  5. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

  6. Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt
    Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Kenneth Cope

    Yee-haw, LB!

  7. Leslie Phillips
    Bob Dole
    Jack Nicholson
    Frank Williams (dads army)
    David Attenborough

    A feather in your cap LB

  8. Brian Cox (the actor one)
    Valerie Singleton
    Alan Moore
    Roy Thomas (US comic book writer)
    Sergei (Meercunt).

  9. David Van Day
    David Copperfield
    Donald Rumsfeld
    Uri Geller
    Frank Williams F1

  10. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne

  11. Demi Lavato
    Charles Schumer(US Senator)
    Donald Sutherland
    Billie Eilish
    Harry Stiles

  12. Benjamin Ferencz
    Eileen Ash
    Anne Buydens
    Thelma Barlow
    David Hockney

    Nice work, Lord B.

  13. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  14. Terry Waite
    Ray Reardon
    Paul J M Hunnings (Mr Mary Berry)
    Nerys Hughes
    Tom O’Connor

  15. In there, Lord Biryani.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Julie Newmar
    Henry Woolf
    Anna ‘You stupid great Lump’ Karen

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