Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted the demise of former US Democratic Vice President and failed 1984 Presidential candidate Walter Mondale who died yesterday aged 93.
On to Dead Pool 212
Rules
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.
Tom Smith (rugby)
Tom Parker (The Wanted)
Heather Lochlear
June Brown
Florentino fucking Perez the greedy cunt behind the European Super League
2
Bert Newton
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong
0
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Stan Bowles
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
The European Super League
0
Gerry Adams
Barry Manilowe
Michael Douglas
Gerard Depardieu
Shirley Maclaine
0
Sammy Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Gene Gotti
John Gotti Junior
0
Derren Nesbitt
Patrick Mower
Tom Courtnay
Rolf Harris
Terence Stamp
0
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
Bang on, my Lord.
1
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Brian De Palma
Wayne Osmond
Khaled Mashal
Paul McCartney
0
Going for some music based contenders, for a change.
Willie Nelson
Nana Mouskouri
Phil Collins
Pat Boone
Don Everly
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
George Takei
Good darts L.B
0
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Gudrun Ure (Supergran)
Norman Lloyd
Sonny Barger.
Thank you for the congratulatory messages you wonderful creatures.
1
Jimmy Carter already nabbed.
Cleo Laine instead.
0
William Shatner….(HA).
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkle.
timothy west.
0
Pope Benedict
Billy Connelly
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Olivia Newton John
0
Dennis Skinner
Ken Clarke
Max Mosley
Bernie Eccleston
Jack Nicholson
0
Tommy Steele
Roger Whitaker
Kim Novak
Dougie Squires
Moria Anderson
0
Sarah Harding
Joe Biden
David Attenborough
Michael Aspall
Michael Parkinson
0
Wendy Craig, willie mays, Pete Murray, Tony Bennett, Kenny sansom
0
Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
0
Glynis Johns
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Harry Roberts (Police Killer)
Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shop Keeper)
Ted Dexter
0