Dead Pool [211]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has scored his second hit in a month by correctly predicting the evil cunt Bernie Madoff would be the next dead cunt.Madoff was a financier who was convicted to 150 years in prison for fraud estimated at $64.8 Million from a massive Ponzi scheme costing many their life savings.Madoff was 82 and won`t be missed by many if anyone.

On to Dead Pool 211

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

60 thoughts on “Dead Pool [211]”

  2. Clint Eastwood
    Beast of Bolsover
    Alexi Navalny
    Marky Ramone
    Sheridan smith

  3. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

  4. Arthur Scargill
    Cardinal Theodore McCarrick
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

  7. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

    • Is that cunt still alive? In what sane world is a child killer like Rose West still allowed breath and enjoying her disgusting lesbo scissoring in jail an watching tv getting high on tax payers money?! Like Dear god man

      God has a sick sense of humour this evil cunt should of been burnt at the stake years ago pray she meets her end soon the cunt

  13. Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    June Brown
    Slick Woods
    Skeletor Pelosi

  14. Kenneth Cope
    Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt
    Olivia Newton John

    I thought it was our lucky day from the pic above in that old cunt AC Graytits had turned up his toes. Nevermind.

  15. Ron Jeremy
    David Attenbore
    William Shatner
    Gene Hackman
    Dick Van Dyck

  16. Leslie Phillips
    Bob Dole
    Jack Nicholson
    Henry Kissinger
    Frank Williams (dads army)

    Splendid dancing, LL.

    • I was only reading an article on Madoff the other day, his attorney had asked for his early release due to his terminal illness. The judge promptly told him to fuck off 😂

      • As the judge should’ve done of course. I’m not one to celebrate deaths but I certainly won’t be shedding a tear for this cunt.

  18. Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond
    Brian De Palma
    Khaled Mashal

  19. Gordon Lee
    Arthur Cox
    Bobby Saxton
    Joe Kinnear
    Ossie Ardiles.

    Good Shot, L.L.

  22. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Never heard of him. Well struck, Liquors.

    • I will wager all his ‘investors’ who lost the lot wish they’d never heard of the cunt either!

  23. Roman Polanski
    Nerrys Hughes
    Terry Waite
    Bridget Bardot
    Paul J M Hunnings (Mr Mary Berry)

  24. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  25. Gerry Adams
    Barry Manilowe
    Michael Douglas
    Gerard Depardieu
    Shirley Maclaine

  26. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  27. Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Walter Mondale
    Gudrun Ure (Supergran)
    Norman Lloyd

  28. I see I’ve lost Shatner…..but I’ll be back !!

    June Lockhart.
    Bill Wyman.
    Patricia Krenwinkle.
    Timothy West.
    Loretta Lynn.

  29. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, LL.

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