Absolutely Super!

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Super as an adverb.

For my sins, I like watching cycling but I cannot abide by the use of super as an adverb. ‘This climb is super super steep.’ No, you cunt. It’s extremely steep. ‘I’m super excited to have won.’ No, you cunt. You’re very excited. I don’t know how this shit started but how do we end it?

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Fuck off.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(My fellow admins and I are super excited about this nom! – DA)

75 thoughts on “Absolutely Super!”

  1. Night Admin will be super excited when cunters finally start to provide links for their noms.

    Many do General. They’re super. Some don’t and they’re not. – NA

  5. Fuckin Americanisms…..
    I can’t really say much though, although I fucking hate the word super, I did classify myself as superstraight on my census.

      • I completed mine online whilst shit faced and couldn’t confirm, with any degree of certainty, my answers to any question. I don’t even remember filling it in. Luckily I have a confirmation email.

  7. I dislike people who,when you ask them how they are reply ‘I am good.’ No, the appropriate response is ‘I am well’.

    • I am good. Me: “I am not asking about your morals, I am asking about your health.”

      • Radio talk show host to caller-in

        “Actually, since the last caller enquired and I said “well”, now that you ask I have just developed a brain cancer.

  8. The French, smelly, cheese eating, rifle droppers that they are, have a government department that ensures that no ‘Americanisms’ find their way into their language and it stays, well….. French.
    A language defines a nation and people should be proud of it, and protect it.
    Starting ever sentence with ‘so’ and ending it with ‘innit’ or ‘know what I mean’ are just 2 of the many irritations that boil my piss.
    The younger generation who want sound like Jamaican Yardies and who use words in their wrong context are thick cunts.
    How can ‘sick’ or ‘bad’ mean ‘good’?
    English speakers are notoriously bad at speaking other languages. I suspect that the reason is that they spend too much time fucking up their own.

  10. Super is definitely of American origin, those cunts chuck it around all the time. I hadn’t noticed beginning a sentence with “so”…… until somebody on here pointed it out. Now I hear it all the time and it fucking grinds my gears. Thanks for that whoever you were. Cunt.

    • The Americans have ‘Super Tuesday’ for the election primaries but I have noticed that British media have started to add ‘super’ to days to hype up an occasion like Super Saturday at the 2012 Olympics Games.

    • Yes really boils my piss as well, usually some silly tart describing the look on her idiotic fizzog when she was faced with some actual reality.

      And those fuckwit judges on talent shows (I see it on the promos) incapable of maintaining the slightest dignity with their histrionics, swivelling eyes and supphorating cock-gobbling orifices when confronted by actual talent on the stage.

      If people find that interesting or entertaining then I am another fucking species

    • Me too, Wattana! Only arseholes use such apparent kiddy-language, Ken Livingstone for instance. Is their vocabulary so limited they don’t know words like amazed, astonished, astounded?

  13. Don’t think I’ve ever used the word super unless in reference to Clark Kent.
    Its a bit ‘camp David’ isnt it?
    Said by the types who wear cravats, cologne have soft hands and ambiguous sexuality.
    I hate grammar nazis and not arsed really but super is a word that ducky types use.
    Super duper.🖕

    • Ducky types and Jim Bowen.

      Have you never said it in relation to Nietzsche?

      • Yeah im always name dropping Neitzsche in the pub,
        Cant shut up about him.

      • I’ve been trying to drop his name in my local for nigh on a year now but it’s never fucking open!

      • Funny you should mention Nietzsche RT. Wasn’t he the one who invented the Ubermenschen?, the ‘Superman’? Ffs..
        That we have to ‘go beyond good and evil’. Become something other than ourselves…Ffs.
        Bernard Shaw fell for it late in life.
        No wonder Frederick ended up in the loony bin.
        So much for modern ‘philosophy’.

  15. Clark Kunt becomes just ‘Man’ then? Doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

    • Hes from krypton Chunky.
      So a illegal alien.
      Is it a bird?
      Is it a plane?
      Go back to where yer came from!!

    • Yes, He becomes the superhero “Man” who absorbs all the critisism of everything we have done, He become supermysogonist, superwhite slave trader, super opressor of africans super installer of glass ceilings against women, Superconquerorof the empire. Super everything wrong in the world is his fault. Out of curiositiy, what is the waiting period before we get let off what our ancestors did? 4, 5, 6 centuries? We let the germans off after half a century, yet the jews still hound them

  16. I blame Mary Poppins , Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I used to know how to spell that when I was in school but had to look it up for here

  18. It’s a sad reflection on the ” dumbing down ” of language, so that the lowest common denominator of the species can understand what the commentators are attempting to convey.
    Reference recent news reports of 11 year old children, due to move to senior schools this year, who will be doing so unable to read! FFS, if I were a teacher I’d hang my head in shame.

    • GCE English language paper in 5 year’s time:
      1.Oballumba umbongum ho aasss muvvafukka
      dahood bongola?

    • You’ll always be a “Super Trooper” in my eyes Ruff but maybe that’s because I’m the kindest amongst us!
      😊

      • My dad loved that Super Trooper song. He thought it was a tribute to a soldier! 😂

  21. Lest we forget something that probably gave all here hope of the ultimate sweep out 80s, 90s, 2000s…..

    SUPER-AIDS! Massively hyped as the grim reaper’s trump card for all the light on their loafers BBC TV and Radio weathermen types. Sadly we were misled and it fizzled out quicker than the Michael Barrymore leaving his pool party guests on that night in question! 😉

    Fuck off!

    • In case you missed my reply a few noms back, I thank you for your gracious apology re our “Hasbara” altercation. Allow me to reciprocate, several of my comments in a subsequent thread were also out of order.

      • After last nights excesses I have been somewhat slightly fragile today so yes I missed it as I’m late to the party I’m afraid! This wasn’t helped by the fact my friend who has a Pub/Hotel asked me to come down this afternoon and help him check the Guinness tap still works before re-opening tomorrow, hic!

        Great stuff RTCP. Water under the bridge and all that then I suggest.

        Bah! Just read this back and I seem to have contracted the CS affliction 🙁 so apologies once again 😉

  22. Supergroups – Bands with only one or two big names, while the rest are journeymen musicians or D-Listers (Crosby, Stills and Twat or Emerson Lake and Thingy).

    Supermodels – Overpaid and overrated skinny clothes horses with coke habits, bad attitudes, no tits and sink plunger gobs (Naomi Cuntbell, Kunt Moss).

    Superleague – Rugby League turned into a Sky cuntfest. With clubs like Wigan and Warrington given stupid NFL style names, tickertape, fireworks and cheerleaders.

  26. Us old cunts will remember SUPER was an in word on Blue Peter. John, Val and Peter. Didn’t know at the time Peter was giving Val one, SUPER!

    • I heard Val Singleton was a rug muncher, Harry.
      Susan Stranks off Magpie was the one for me,

      • Val was indeed one. No idea about Susan Stranks. but made good cockney ryhming slang tho

    • I stayed at Mike’s house a few times in Wimbledon.
      Before that he lived in a news house in Earls court. When shitty were playing in the FA cup final I stayed over with my brother. MM had just been at the studio recording The Hollies ‘Air that I breathe’ . I don’t know what he’s doing nowadays but he was an ok guy.

  28. There’s this beardy hipster at work that calls me dude and says cool at the end of every sentence.

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