Paboy Bojang – Cushy Life

I just know that all ISACers will be touched by the success of this Gambian asylum seeker-turned cushion designer who only charges €80 to € 95 per cushion which he has sewn with his own artistic hands. That £70 to £82 which I´m sure you´ll agree is very reasonable.

The Financial Times recently featured him and gushed that “If joy could be sewn and stitched with ruffles” then it would be found in one of Paboy´s creations. These come in mixes such as “Raspberry pink with mango-tree-green ruffle” and “Pompeii red with sandy-yellow piping”. His latest design is a “gorgeous Yves Klein blue and navy-blue combination”.

The good news is that Paboy is in Italy and is unlikely to turn up in your street offering his cushions. After two years attempting to cross the desert and Mediterranean and sleeping rough in Libya, he got a permit to enter Italy. In Naples, he found a “dormant Singer machine and some vintage fabrics forgotten under a bed” which led him to found his business. No, they did not fall off the back of a lorry. He now plans to expand into bedding, tablecloths and duvets and employ fellow migrants.

Gambia´s loss is obviously Italy and Europe´s gain but as Gambia is now a functioning democracy maybe Paboy will let us down and just go back home.

http://www.ft.com/content/11a8dc07-87ca-467d-a6ba-4577a75e1fd8

Nominated by: Mr Polly

36 thoughts on “Paboy Bojang – Cushy Life

  1. Be a flood of Scottish asylum seekers soon, this cunt can take his cushion home and make room.

  2. “unlikely” to turn up in the UK. I would think that now he has a skill in high demand in the middle class areas such as Islington, he will be a sure shoe-in to come here. Mind you, makes a change from all the engineers, scientists, architects and doctors that are on their way.

    p.s. silly middle class cunts still outside the immigrant hotel in my town. Lots of nice little treats from Tesco. Yeah – fuck the Brits living rough and look after the illegal cunts.

  3. Cerys Matthews telling the story of St David on the BBC with pictures, apparently there were some Indians around then and he was a veggie.

    Cunts!

    • Cerys is a right old slapper, as they say in the Valleys (I can’t do the Welsh accent as I end up sounding like a p*ki).

  4. Well we know why this cunt left Africa. They’re not too keen on the bumder brigade over there.
    I’m sure he’ll be over here looking for fresh cock before long.

  5. Stick his cushions up his arse.Is he having a laugh?£82 a pop for a cushion?Send him back to Africa

  6. A Dark-key making pillows indeed…what a load of bollocks. I saw a nature programme where a troop of Um’Bongos made kind of nest things up in the branches of a tree….used leaves as pillows,presumably….well,it was either Chimpanzees or Um’Bongos.

  7. Italy is full of these dark skinned types Rome, Venice ….. and so on, illegal trading on the streets, blanket on the ground full of tat, when they spot the fuzz, wrap the blanket and leg it.

    £80 for a cushion, street value £5 😂

    This guy isn’t a cunt, it’s the wankers who buy his shit who are cunts

  8. Could do with a few of these here making cushions rather than making benefits claims.

  9. Great! Fucking Brilliant! Just what the world needs.
    Forget the fact we are in the middle of a world wide Pandemic and urgently need to start encouraging our young citizens to become the new batch of doctors, nurses, other emergency services and key workers like HV Electricians and civil Engineers.

    Instead the Times use this shirt lifting immigrant as their poster boy for their young readers obviously encouraging them to emulate this fucking sub Saharan parasite into a world of fluffy pillows, rainbow coloured spunk rags and unicorn emblazoned duvets.

    What a crock of shit…….

  10. Good luck to him! At least he’s not got is fucking hand out for benefits!

  11. I wish him every success.
    After all,if he does well and makes a fortune the Cosa Nostra will kidnap the cunt and steal his fancy cushion money.
    Shortly after that he’ll be floating 30 miles south of Malta.
    Should make a decent story for the Guardian.
    Fuck Off.

  12. One of those lovely cushions and a silenced Walter PPK is all that’s required.

  13. Seems these cunts can’t win. Integrate and they still get a kicking. Is it cos he is black?

  14. They’re a bargain compared to the four and five figure ones on Wayfair last year coincidentally named after missing children. Including one offered by Ellen Degenerate. Before someone spotted them, that is.

  15. I suppose the cushions give him something to bite into when taking it up the arse.

    If he’s charging €80 to €95 per cushion, why doesn’t he go back to The Gambia and make them there? By doing so, he will treble The Gambia’s GDP within a few weeks and become their biggest export earner after bogus asylum seekers.

    Having said that, I do admire his entrepreneurship. It’s a shame a lot of his fellow travellers don’t have the same wherewithal and head straight for the nearest benefits office or 4-star hotel if they make it across the English Channel.

  16. Fair play to him for setting up what looks to be a successful business, but anyone who would pay that much for a cushion is out of their mind.

  17. The gullible cunts buying this rubbish are worse than the choco making them. “Lets help the asylum seeker”. Suckers.

  18. As the great Norman Stanley Fletcher said in Porridge:

    ‘In these times, an illegitimate black poof is as chic as you can get’.

  19. He claims to have come into money thanks to an Italian ‘dormant Singer’.

    So that’s what happened to Pavarotti.

  20. Gambia used to be, and might still be, a destination for lifters to corrupt the local youth. Aids may have curtailed that somewhat but this creature looks suspiciously like one of the catamites hanging around the SennaGambia hotel.

  21. This mincer would have been repeatedly flogged had he stayed in Gambia.

    Looks like he has his sights set on Ru Paul’s Slag Race or whatever it is that shite is called on Ali Beeby.

    I bet Silvio Berlusconi would have had him at one of his little bunga bunga parties with just a little filly cushion covering his schlong.

  22. He could make them for all the illegal immos we have here for their idle arses to sit on whilst they get kept in our 3 star hotels. Keep them in the style they have/will be accustomed too.

  23. I lived in Northern Italy for a year. Beautiful place, now being subjected to “diversification” and all the usual shit that brings: drug crime, sexual assaults etc and of course the ungrateful bastards whining that their free food and living arrangements aren’t what they expected from the brochure.
    Good for this cunt and his pretty cushions, it’s a shame he’s got thousands of mates coming with him and they’re not all into needlework.

  24. Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy and two former associates have been sentenced to three years in jail. Oh dear. How sad. Never fucking mind.

    I bet Carla has got the milkman around already….

  25. A delightful story. It is nice to read something positive amongst all the depressing goings on at the moment with lockdowns and covid etc.

    Good luck to him. Thumbs up says I. 🙂

  26. £85 for a fucking cushion?

    Well that’s value for money. Imagine how much the cheeky cunt would charge for a pillow?

    You’d need to sell your fucking house to buy one of his bean bags. Still, at least the cunt isn’t selling drugs on the streets, I suppose.

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