Dead Pool [205]

Congratulations to Black and White Cunt who correctly predicted the actor Yaphet Kotto would be the next dead dude.Kotto died yesterday aged 81.He was best known for his role as Dr Kananga in Live and Let Die.He also starred in Alien ,The Running Man and Midnight Run

On to Dead Pool 205.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [205]

  1. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  2. Prince Philip range rover driver extraordinaire
    Dick van dyke
    Leslie Phillips
    Bob Dole
    Henry Kissinger

  3. Jimmy Greaves
    David Van Day
    Paul Gascoigne
    Bernie Eccleston
    Donald Rumsfeld

  4. Arthur Scargill
    Jonathan King
    Ken Livingstone
    Jean-Claude Druncker
    Imelda Marcos

  5. Jimmy Carter
    Henry Kissinger
    Alan Moore
    Brian Blessed (brian haemorrhage caused by excessive shouting).
    Baroness Jenny Jones

  6. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price
    Georgie Fame

    (Jesus Christ, isn’t that embittered old cunt dead yet!!?? Can’t someone pay her a visit with a bottle of Chloroform and a meat cleaver, and do us all a fucking favour!? – DA)

    • After threatment with the meat cleaver it would be like slices of dried Japanese sushi. Might need a bit of wasabi to help it slide down.

    • p.s. Good shot, B&WC.

      Shame about Yaphet Kotto; a great actor without the far too common (nowadays) racial shite. He played a blinder as Mr Big/Kananga in Live and Let Die – one on my favourite Bond films.

      • Probably the best supporting cast of all Bond films.

        Sheriff J.W. Pepper; “What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy?”

        RIP, Clifton James.

      • Very true PM and BestRevenge, that was a great Bond film and had it all in terms of a classic Bind film.
        That Sheriff Pepper cunt stole the show…fucking great character. 😁

  7. Bert Newton
    Kamal
    Mohammed Mahathir
    James Hong
    Maria Venuti (Mama from fat pizza)

  8. Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Eva Marie Saint
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

  9. June Brown
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    Slick Woods
    Septic Tank Blatter.

  10. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

  11. Meghan Markunt
    Walter Smith
    Rolf Harris
    Graham Norton (one can hope)
    Daniella Westbrook

  12. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  13. Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    Emperor Akihito
    Bill Oddie

  14. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary.

    Nice work Black & White Cunt.

  15. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne

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