Congratulations to Black and White Cunt who correctly predicted the actor Yaphet Kotto would be the next dead dude.Kotto died yesterday aged 81.He was best known for his role as Dr Kananga in Live and Let Die.He also starred in Alien ,The Running Man and Midnight Run
On to Dead Pool 205.You Know the Rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
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Prince Philip range rover driver extraordinaire
Dick van dyke
Leslie Phillips
Bob Dole
Henry Kissinger
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Good darts, B&WC….
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David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Icke
Rose West
David Irving
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Gerd Müller
Sir Frank Williams (F1)
Ryan O`Neal
Ted Turner
Walter Smith
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Millicent Martin
Roman Polanski
Jimmy Tarbuck
Stacy Keach
Roger Corman
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Jimmy Greaves
David Van Day
Paul Gascoigne
Bernie Eccleston
Donald Rumsfeld
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Peter Lorimer
Loretta Switt
Barbara Eden
Richard Wilson
Shannen Doherty
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Arthur Scargill
Jonathan King
Ken Livingstone
Jean-Claude Druncker
Imelda Marcos
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Irene Papas
William Russell
Robert Fyfe
Mário Zagallo
Eddie Stobart
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Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Alan Moore
Brian Blessed (brian haemorrhage caused by excessive shouting).
Baroness Jenny Jones
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You need another to replace Kissinger who has already been nabbed.
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Ok I’ll have –
Queen Sirikit of Thailand.
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Michel J Fox
Jerry Lee Lewis
Sir Madgi Jacoub
Shirley Anne Fields
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Peter Blake.
Peter Cellier.
John Clegg.
Patricia Routledge.
Tuesday Weld.
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Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
(Jesus Christ, isn’t that embittered old cunt dead yet!!?? Can’t someone pay her a visit with a bottle of Chloroform and a meat cleaver, and do us all a fucking favour!? – DA)
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After threatment with the meat cleaver it would be like slices of dried Japanese sushi. Might need a bit of wasabi to help it slide down.
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Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt
Kenneth Cope
Jet Black
Morris Perry
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p.s. Good shot, B&WC.
Shame about Yaphet Kotto; a great actor without the far too common (nowadays) racial shite. He played a blinder as Mr Big/Kananga in Live and Let Die – one on my favourite Bond films.
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Probably the best supporting cast of all Bond films.
Sheriff J.W. Pepper; “What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy?”
RIP, Clifton James.
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Very true PM and BestRevenge, that was a great Bond film and had it all in terms of a classic Bind film.
That Sheriff Pepper cunt stole the show…fucking great character. 😁
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Sidney Cooke
Jack Smethurst
Joss Ackland
Clarissa Eden
Kenneth Kaunda
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Frederick Forsyth
Danny Devito
Paul Michael Glaser
Pele
Hollie Johnson
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Bert Newton
Kamal
Mohammed Mahathir
James Hong
Maria Venuti (Mama from fat pizza)
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Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Eva Marie Saint
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
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June Brown
Tom Smith (rugby)
Tom Parker (The Wanted)
Slick Woods
Septic Tank Blatter.
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Blatter already taken, I’ll go Angela Lansbury instead.
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Dennis Skinner
Ken Clarke
Max Mosley
Melvyn Hayes
Jack Nicholson
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
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Meghan Markunt
Walter Smith
Rolf Harris
Graham Norton (one can hope)
Daniella Westbrook
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Walter Smith taken, Replaced by Neil Lennon
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He was great in Midnight Run…a good actor.
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Betty White
Bob Barker
Gene Hackman
Pele
Raul Castro
In there BWC
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Bobby Charlton
David Gold
Ken Bates
Johnny Mathis
Henry Darrow
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Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
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Jacques Delors
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
Emperor Akihito
Bill Oddie
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Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Benjamin Ferencz
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary.
Nice work Black & White Cunt.
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Mikhail Gorbachev
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Ozzy Osborne
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