Dead Pool [203]

Posted on March 9, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Boris the boilsucker.Has he won dead pool 202? “no no no no no no no yes”.Indeed he has as he correctly predicted the Vicar of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock would be next to conk out. Peacock was 89 and died following a long struggle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 203.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [203]”

Smeggy Frenulum on March 9, 2021 at 2:50 pm said:

Jimmie Krankie (SNP politician and cunt, not Janette Tough the entertainer)
Ian Blackford (fat, boring, annoying SNP politician and cunt)
John Swinney (SNP politician and useless cunt)
Kate Forbes (SNP Finance Minister at Holyrood (and cunt). Studied under Diane Abbott to obtain her present arithmetic skills)
Ash Sarkar (Novara Media, a Communist and the epitome of a cunt)

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Cuntalugs on March 9, 2021 at 3:11 pm said:

Tom Courtnay
Rolf Harris
Frank Ifield
Robert Wagner
Petula Clark

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Cuntybollocks on March 9, 2021 at 3:17 pm said:

He died of dementia? I thought the cunt was acting. Good of the BBC I suppose for giving him the chance.

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- Shaun on March 9, 2021 at 4:37 pm said:
  
  What are the odds Covid is put on the death certificate as well?:P
  
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Smells Fishy on March 9, 2021 at 3:29 pm said:

Dustin Hoffman
Brigitte Bardot
Roman Polanski
Mary Peters
Ian Gillan

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- tinkers cunt on March 11, 2021 at 3:43 am said:
  
  mary peters LOL is she still alive, what about Peters & Lee or the singing fuckin nun
  
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The cunt man of Alcatraz on March 9, 2021 at 3:47 pm said:

Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic

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George W Bamboo on March 9, 2021 at 3:54 pm said:

Sarah Harding
Billy Connolly
Jacquie Beltrao
Tony Bennet
Angela Lansbury

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TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell on March 9, 2021 at 4:15 pm said:

Jack Nicholson

Henry Kissinger

Leslie Phillips

Richard O Sullivan

Ozzy Osbourne

Nice dancing, Boris.

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- TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell on March 9, 2021 at 9:46 pm said:
  
  Remove Jack Nicholson and Henry Kissinger, add Frank Williams (Dads army), Dick van dyke.
  
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  - tinkers cunt on March 11, 2021 at 3:46 am said:
    
    henry kissinger died 30 years ago, he’s a vampire now
    
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Liberal Liquidator on March 9, 2021 at 4:22 pm said:

Beverly Cleary
Bernie Madoff
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Benjamin Ferencz

Nice work Boris.

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mickey C on March 9, 2021 at 4:47 pm said:

Trevor Who? For fucks sake, lets get back to dead people I’ve fucking heard of!

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- Dickie Dribbler on March 9, 2021 at 8:08 pm said:
  
  Not posting any of your own noms, mickey?
  
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  - mickey C on March 10, 2021 at 11:08 am said:
    
    I’ve done a few in the past and no doubt will do again. But I won’t just be filling out a form for the sake of it – it WILL be something I feel strongly about.
    
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Boris the Boilsucker on March 9, 2021 at 4:51 pm said:

I always liked Trevor, sorry to see him go.

Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Eva Marie Saint
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren

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Whymeforfucksake on March 9, 2021 at 5:00 pm said:

Peter Blake.
Peter Cellier.
John Clegg.
Patricia Routledge.
Tuesday Weld.

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Lord of the Rings on March 9, 2021 at 5:01 pm said:

Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
Thomas Markle (will die of shame for his bitch dotter)

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Lord Biryani on March 9, 2021 at 5:06 pm said:

Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Walter Mondale
Norman Lloyd
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge.
Trevor was a pretty decent songwriter in his day.

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- Lord Biryani on March 9, 2021 at 8:17 pm said:
  
  Patricia Routledge already nabbed.
  Swap for Cleo Laine instead
  
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Bob Frapples on March 9, 2021 at 6:02 pm said:

Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Sammy Gravano
Peter Gotti
Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob).

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Obersturmbannführer Von Stink Finger on March 9, 2021 at 6:35 pm said:

Archbishop Desmond tu tu.
Tom Baker
June Brown dot cotton
Naga munchetty
Leslie Phillips

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CUMNOCK CUNT on March 9, 2021 at 7:32 pm said:

Pope Benedict
Pope Francis
Willie Nelson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley

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Grumpy Badger on March 9, 2021 at 7:40 pm said:

Richard Donner
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
Sidney Poitier
Bruce Dern

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Cuntologist on March 9, 2021 at 8:09 pm said:

Leslie Caron
Mel Brooks
Woody Allen
Alain Delon
Jimmy Carter

If anyone has any of these before me, good for you.

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- Dickie Dribbler on March 9, 2021 at 8:20 pm said:
  
  King Cnut has Jimmy Carter but from what I can see you’ve got first dibs on the other 4.
  
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  - Cuntologist on March 9, 2021 at 8:55 pm said:
    
    Thanks Dickie. I usually do a search first on each of my picks; I just couldn’t be a*sed today. Will do better next time!
    
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Norman on March 9, 2021 at 8:35 pm said:

In there Bozza.

Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Henry Woolf
Julie Newmar
Anna Karen

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on March 9, 2021 at 8:49 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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HBelindaHubbard on March 9, 2021 at 9:45 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Baenboim

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Wanksock on March 10, 2021 at 8:31 am said:

Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Glynis Johns
Ted Dexter
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Romano Prodi

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TitSlapper on March 10, 2021 at 11:52 am said:

George Lucas
Pope Francis
Loretta Lynn
Anthony Fauci
George Shultz

Cuntgrats Boris

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- TitSlapper on March 10, 2021 at 12:00 pm said:
  
  Oh fuck looks like my George Shultz died February 9 FFS I had him nominated for the last 3 pools! I wish somebody told me oh well my fault I suppose. Switch with Chuck Schumer please
  
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  - TitSlapper on March 11, 2021 at 1:22 pm said:
    
    I must be a dyslexic cunt I meant February 6
    
    I’ll replace Pope Francis with Nancy Pelosi (a ghoulish old harpy cunt witch who refuses to die but its worth a shot) after I noticed Cumnock nicked him off me
    
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Deploy the Sausage on March 10, 2021 at 12:30 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Madeleine albright

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tinkers cunt on March 11, 2021 at 3:57 am said:

Vanessa Redgrave
Burt Bacharach
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mel Brooks
and not to leave out the skidmarks here’s a token
Sidney Poitier

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Cunting Time on March 11, 2021 at 12:52 pm said:

Put me down for
Prince Phil the Greek
Richard O’Sullivan
Dave Gahan
Ex King Juan Carlos
Bobby Charlton

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- Cunting Time on March 11, 2021 at 12:56 pm said:
  
  Ooops…Substitute O’Sullivan for Prince Michael of Kent
  
  I was surprised that Greek Phil wasn’t snapped up
  
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Shaun on March 13, 2021 at 6:35 pm said:

Looks like no one picked Murray Walker which is a shock as he has been on almost every list for years.

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