Dead Pool [201]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly picked former Welsh National Goalkeeper Dai Davies who has died from cancer aged 72.Davies as well as achieving 52 caps for Wales also played for Everton Wrexham and Swansea City over a 17 year professional career.

On to Dead Pool 201.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Gerd Müller
Sir Michael Cullen
Gunther Von Hagens
Paddy Doherty
Ryan O`Neal

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [201]”

  3. That pillow of yours has worked hard this week, Shaun. Glad you dont know where I live.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burbon
    Georgie Fame
    Alan Price.

  4. Arthur Scargill
    Jonathan King
    Camilla Batmanjelly
    Jean-Claude Druncker
    Imelda Marcos

  5. Not another one!
    Joe Brown (singer)
    Marty Wilde
    Petula Clark
    Terence Stamp
    John Williams (Composer)

  6. Khaled Mashal
    Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma

    Thought about changing these sprightly cunts but they are probably just waiting, hanging on to fuck me over. He who laugh last, as they say….

    • Paddy O’Pikey is the one who won Sleb BB and went off fucking the grumpy dwarf ex speakers wife Sally Bercow in a gypsy caravan and a canal barge for a month (a series was made on ITV) . The most hilarious factoid about pikey Paddy is that he was born in Manchester and never went to Oirland until he was in his 30’s.

      • Apologies Admin – its a while since I cunted and I have just been reading the Graun comments section. You could say I was shell shocked 😉

  17. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

      • Ha, it’s all good Shaun. I can see why you’d want to – the poor bloke doesn’t have many weeks left by all accounts.

  23. Since the turn of the month we have had 8 (EIGHT) different Deadpools. That has to be some sort of record.

  25. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on and on and on, Shaun.

  26. Rastus Um’Bongo-M’Boko………An aspiring architect/rapper/footballer, a “cheeky chappy” who was loved by everyone,stabbed /shot while on his way to the Yoof Club/his Gran’s…an innocent who had nothing to do with drugs/gangs.

    Bertha Belly-Buster…a 28 stone “fat is healthy” model and influencer..dies after flying to Turkey for a cut-price buttock-stuffing using builder’s caulk…gets blood poisoning and even the money raised by a “Go Fund Me” appeal is insufficient to hire a Hercules plane to bring her home for the NHS to treat.

    Timothy Tin-Hatter….despite suffering from asthma “Timbo” caught Covid after attending an “It’s all a hoax” rally, organised by Jeremy Corbin’s brother,outside a “deserted” hospital… Timmy,of course,refused all treatment and merrily gurgled his last while telling the “sheeple” that they were all thick..a man of principle was Tim.

    Pavel Proleckskivetowska….killed when crushed by a Mother and daughter hurtling through his windscreen at ninety miles an hour as poor Pavel drove his uninsured and untaxed VW Passat through the local school playground after downing 3 litres of knock-off vodka and taking a wrong turning on his way to the building site.

    Rufus the Rambler…intestinal blockage caused by his wooly bobble-hat being tamped up his arse with his fucking ski-pole.

  28. Patricia Krenwinkle.
    William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    Timothy West.
    Yasmine Alibhai-Brown.

  30. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Millicent Martin
    Cliff Richard
    George Takei

    Good darts Shaun, did you have a word about the ex boss I want offing?

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