That’s SO Overrated!!

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Ron Knee´s nom about Citizen Kane as an overrated film got me thinking about other things I feel are overrated. Here’s a few random samples:
Champagne – gives me a headache.
Mona Lisa – po-faced bint with olive skin.
Wimbledon – whatever happened to frilly knickers?
BBC – a once hailed institution that has lost all credibility.
Democracy – a failed system that pretends to represent society but in fact only benefits an elite.
Belgian chocolate – heavy, lumpy, looks and smells like shit.
Social media – don´t people actually talk to each other anymore?
Lionel Messi – baby-faced millionaire footballer with no personality on or off the field.
Caviar – overpriced slime.
British monarchy – bejeweled parasites decked up in crowns, robes and medals.

Any More?

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

79 thoughts on “That’s SO Overrated!!”

  1. Rollercoasters- queue for ages to feel sick

    Air travel- shoe horned in a small seat for hours with your ears popping suffering other people

    American chocolate- tastes like spew, smells like spew, why?
    Your Birthday- doesnt mean shit after your 13.

    New years eve- so what?

    Anthony Joshua

    The cinema- suffering other people shoehorned into a small seat trying to watch a film
    Losing your virginity- fumble that goes fast.

    Cocaine
    Robert de niro
    Greatest actor? You werent even believable in the bread adverts!
    Fuck off!!

  2. Opera………millions spent every year on a load of fat cunts warbling, watched by a load of rich cunts who don’t need taxpayer handouts. Far too many white people involved.

    Gary Linekunt……another overpaid , taxpayer funded fucking cunt. Has anybody noticed how white he is?

    Fascists!

  3. White males. Wtf have they ever done? Everybody knows that everything is done by blacks, just look at the rewritten history.

  4. Train travel – stuck in an enclosed space with a bunch of chavs.

    Shopping at ASDA – see train travel.

  5. One/Two Minute Silences: used to mean two minutes of retrospection on a Sunday morning in November. Now it is a cliche’: There will be a one minute silence at 11 a.m. this morning to honour David Beckham who dropped a fart watching TV last night in front of Victoria. She is said to be in a serious but stable condition, so her one minute silence tomorrow.

  7. Social media – especially Wankbook & Twatter

    Nice concept, but soon became a platform for the birth of the Woke SJWs. Democracy has been rewritten because of it: disagree and your banned/shouted down from voicing your opinion by raging snowflakes!

    • I noticed Fiddler University came bottom in the latest ratings for tertiary education.

      However, it did come first in accusations of sexual harassment against a sitting Chancellor.

      • Indeed we did Mike and as you can probably imagine we are all feeling rather proud of ourselves…we are at the forefront of the fightback against ” The Wokeness”.
        Our male students leave our hallowed halls as thick as pigshit but with an entitled attitude,drink problems and various sexual peccadilloes….the very qualities that in the past served so many of our great leaders so well…what Eton starts,we will continue.
        Our female students emerge knowing their place…the home and bedroom (the ugly ones can Fuck Off,nobody cares about them).

        Yes, I expect Fiddler University to be the “Uni” of choice for The Hearties in the future. My decision to employ Prince Harry as Head of Academic Affairs and place Prince Andrew in charge of Pastoral Care is really beginning to pay dividends and as for asking Prince Philip to be in charge of admissions…well,a masterstroke,tbh.

      • I assume my sinecure as Head of Diversity is safe once my Ph.D ‘research’ is complete?

        Re: ugly women. One of the joys of strolling around the campus at Fiddler University is the lack of munters. Can I congratulate you on your admissions policy.

      • You aware of our policy involving swotty types ?…You finish any fucking Ph.D (whatever the fuck that might be) and it’s down the well you go.

        I won’t have the young,impressionable minds of my students sullied by anything as dangerous as “book-learning”.

        School of Hard Knocks and then University of Life…that’s all the learning we need.

  12. HS2 – Never has so much public money (and destruction of private land/homes) has been spunked for the benefit of so few!

      • If I ever get the Singapore style Caning Room passed into law , Gaylord Adonis is going to be the first one to take 24 strokes of a nice wet rattan cane to christen it. Foul little shit still sucking Blair’s cock 13 years after the old motherfucker left office. Truly the cunt’s cunt.

      • £106bn, was the latest budget forecast. Expect that to double over the next few years. But that’s okay, the cunts in charge will have fucked off with a nice big bonus and probably a gong or two for their services for wasting other people’s money!

      • What’s the point of travelling to Birmingham? You won’t get a job unless you’re BAME….

  13. Oasis – a “rock” band for chavs and lager louts.
    Andy Murray – has there EVER been a more boring cunt in the history of sport?!

    • Though L Hamilton (No doubt will also be a SIR soon enough) is a very close second, no one can take the crown from that cunt Murray.

  17. Poncy celebrity chefs, including Jamie “suck my tongue” Oliver and Gordon “Fuck you” Ramsey and their shite restaurants & poncy small-portioned over-priced food!

  18. Boris CUNT Johnson
    Priti CUNT petel
    UK CUNT border force
    Extinction CUNT rebellion
    B CUNT LM

    Yes there maybe a theme going on here

  19. German cars
    Harley Davidson bikes
    Daniel Craig Bond films
    The fucking BAFTAs
    Boris “fake conservative” Johnson
    Any shite on Netflix…

  20. Babestation is overrated. The women all look the same and all have had the same cosmetic botch jobs done. Frankly it’s like trying to have a wank to a Bratz doll

    Furthermore, why would i phone in to speak to the orange tanned, puffy lipped slapper on offer this evening when she gets her silicon funbags out anyway?? Who willingly talks to women when there is nothing to be gained?

    What a silly channel.

    (After hacking into their database, seems you’ve been a paid-up member for 11 years! – DA)

    • That is merely the tip of a very large iceberg DA. If you were to witness the sheer number of deviant sites i patronise and thier content then i think you would sink into a horrifying Lovecraftian madness at the inhumanity of it all. You will wonder how a man can do his business and wank to such horror. I call my man sword the Great Old One for this reason as it is beyond comprehension

  21. Grayson Perry, Alan Carr, Russel Howard, James Corden, Peter Kay, Predictive Text which keeps changing my words.

  22. Black lives matter

    It’s a communist Trojan horse that’s too popular for its own good!, utter cunts!

  24. Breaking Bad. It’s a good show, I enjoyed it – but it) isn’t the greatest show of all time.
    Rick and Morty: same sort of reasoning. I like it but it isn’t anything special.
    Neymar – one of the most overrated players on the planet. Natural talent for days but the work rate and composure of a paralytic duck.
    Beer/lager/ale: Mostly tastes like lighter fluid.

  25. chainsaws – oops, sorry they’re not overrated – they’re underused – especially around westminster

  26. The BBC

    Used to be one of the greatest, most original, most objective broadcasters in the world, but that was a very long time ago.
    Today it still tries to live on that reputation, even though its shit (as the 40 odd nominations on this site will testify!)

  27. Raheem Sterling. All the ‘experts’ tell us he’s great because as we know BLM trumps everything.

  29. Clare Fucking Balding OBE. I hate this fucking opinionated arrogant pig ugly fat rug munching cunt with a vengeance. The fucker turns up everywhere spouting off with great authority about stuff she knows fuck all about. The only reason she’s a dyke is because no bloke in his right mind would go near the cunt.

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