The Evil that is Rock and Roll

I suppose if Mrs Mills had lived a little later she might have become a kind of ‘rock goddess’ a kind of female Elton figure dressed in colorful clothing occasionally getting up from the piano strutting about the stage or like Rick Wakeman maybe she would have have worn long flowing capes.

Rick Wakeman actually praised her piano playing in a documentary. Then it cut to film of her encouraging a sing along that I can just remember her doing. (She would wave her arm still playing with the other). Happy smiling faces all singing along, her really just accompanying them.

That’s my first point here that the focus became all wrong with the advent of Rock and Roll. Music now was about the performer not the audience. The performer not there to ‘serve’ the audience anymore

How great were Chas and Dave! That Chas story interests me in this context- he had just returned from America and met up with Dave again and told him how sick he was of singing in an American accent that it didn’t sound ‘real’. And they both agreed to write about what they knew, sing in their own accent.

My point here is that at some deep level, R&R is fake. Funny though he toured with Jerry Lee Lewis. Leant the piano watching him.

Which brings me to the birth of R&R. I don’t like that footage where JLL is playing the piano manically and ‘the kids’ are literally ‘shaking all over’, almost out of control. I know this will sound ridiculously old fashioned but there is a danger to youngsters losing control.

Maybe those worthies were right when they warned of the dangers with this new ‘Devil’s music’. It seemed harmless enough with Elvis gyrating his pelvis but look at the where it did lead to – actual Satanism with Marilyn Manson and ‘thrash metal’ and the Despair of the evil sounding ‘grunge metal’

Going back to music serving an audience. What about dance? You had musicians playing a for a square dance. There isn’t a set dance at a Marilyn Manson concert. Everyone is just ‘shaking all over’ by themselves. Rock and Roll split up the couple. It became about expressing yourself individually.

I hated concerts. I was one of those looking round wondering what we were all doing here. In my day the losing of control was ‘head banging’.

Finish up. The much maligned (on here) Paul Morely said an interesting thing. It was a programme about the history of Easy Listening. And the fact that if you look back at the charts far from R&R sweeping all before EL outsold it. He said ‘Maybe Rock and Roll was the anomaly’.

I would use the word aberration!

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Desperate Remainer MPs

Yes it’s the same old EU whores chorus back again – old has-beens and never weres like Caroline Lucas, Bendover Bradshaw and Chris Bryant (Captain Underpants himself) , are now threatening Boris with legal action ver alleged “Russian interference” in the 2016 Brexit vote:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1325912/Brexit-news-Boris-Johnson-Russia-report-Scottish-independence-vote

That silly old cow Lucas worries about “democracy” when she and the pansies have been fighting the result of a democratic ballot for 4 years. If Democracy was in any danger there is no way that flannel-bloomered old hag and her party of one would keep winnng their sole seat. I am sure also 17 million of us, of whom I was one was influenced any more by Putin than we were by Blair and his arselickers. I loathe Vladimir as equally as I do Anthony.

These gutless motherfuckers don’t give a fuck bout democracy. If they had any decency they would find a gutter and go and lie in it

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Abusing Diplomatic Immunity

A full on Joss Ackland screaming from a ship deck holding an ID card cunting please for “Diplomatic Immunity” if I may.

It has come to my attention that this shit that I always thought was a bit far fetched is actually 100% true!

A story I heard recently involves a bunch of Qatari diplomats who’ve been racing their exuberant super cars around the residential streets of LA, have claimed they can’t be prosecuted for these offences due to so called “diplomatic Immunity”.

They’ve also chanted “fuck America” at law enforcement officers who’ve tried to apprehend them.

Now I’m of the mindset that when you visit a country you observe and respect the culture of that country as you are a guest. You don’t act like a cunt doing what the fuck you like and upsetting the people of that country.

Another example happened in this country where a traffic incident resulted in the death of a young man. As of time of writing this cunting the alleged perpetrator has not even been questioned due to “diplomatic Immunity” and will probably get of Scot free without any blemish to their name!

All I can say is Diplomatic Immunity, “it’s just been revoked”, you utter fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

(Here’s a few more examples – Day Admin

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10091241/diplomatic-immunity-dodge-cases/)

‘Help’ lines

Any ‘help’ line

Why does every cunting helpline waste (even more) of my time by having a robot tell me that to protect their staff, during these challenging times, waffle waffle etc. ’wait times’ (waiting, not wait, wait is not an adjective in this sense, fuckwits) will be longer than usual? I.e. blaming Covid for under-manning their call centres to save their time and money by wasting your time? It’s bad enough having to wait without them making you wait longer while they state the bleeding obvious. Often you listen to this only for a second robot to tell you that opening times are not as advertised, we cannot answer your call (because of Covid) and cut you off.

Fuck me, I was wondering why everyone is wearing a mask, the roads are empty and queues for the Post Office are spaced at 2m, half way down the street. And I can’t go to Spain without house arrest on my return. Thanks for the fucking heads-up…

What was your twatting excuse for the years before Covid then?

Nominated by Copper nano tube

Turning Blue When Dying is Racist!

These cunts led by Dr Joseph Hartland are now claiming that the teaching of medical practice in this Country is inherently racist and needs to be decolonised. The reason is that when training the students are told to look for signs that present in white people. Things like turning blue (when short of oxygen or warmth) are racist because somebody who has black skin will not present this way.

I can vaguely understand that as a doctor different patients will present in a different way and you will need to be trained to react to this, especially if you work in an area such as an inner city or Londinistan. But this is what makes my piss boil, instead of just getting on with the training and doing that theses cunts are claiming racism. They will never let this go, everything is racist, everything is the fault of whitey cannot they not see that they are pissing so many people of with this endless and insistent claim that everything about white people is racist.

It is like they are continually poking the white people of the UK with this constant allegation that we are racist to get a reaction, to confirm their prejudices and belief that only the whites are racist. These bell ends are supposed to be clever as trainee doctors, my suggestion is they get on with their training and stop looking to be offended. You will in multicultural Uk have to treat different races, get on with it, and find ways to do it! I’m starting to believe they actually want to create conflict rather than resolve it. (That makes the presumption that conflict existed beforehand)

I said in my last nom – anyone else had enough cos I have.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/patients-turning-blue-racist-medical-school-a4527266.html

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066