Being a curious cracka i decided to investigate who these people are. The Nicky Minajs and Cardi B types who the Mail Online publishes risque pictures of. They’re not all black, so this is not about race. I’ve seen some grotty white girls acting like this.
I think Hip hop is crap as a genre but its even uglier when performed by these nasty bitches, where every lyric is a N***a or a curse, or a reference to genitals or body parts.
I cant stand the ugly attitude they have, either. I’m pretty sure corporations promoting this garbage is contributing to the ever-worsening mental health of girls and young women. Dress, speak and twerk like a whore? Get ready to be treated like one. Porn Hub, or Dignitas, awaits.
Repulsive cunts.
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
Does the feller bottom right still play midfield for Man City?
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Don’t know but I’m pretty sure that the sneering thing top left plays front row for Featherstone Rovers.
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He’d probably grab your John Thomas, Gareth Thomas-style, Dick.
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Rather the Gareth Thomas treatment than the John Hopoate finger up the bum, Cap’n.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7157341/John-Hopoate-says-no-regrets-sticking-digit-opponents-backsides.html
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He probably waited until midnight today Dick, to have his hair done like that!
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Bottom left is Floella Benjamin, the early years.
“Yo Big Ted, lemme break dis shi’ daan fer you, homey. Ten twennies on ma titties, bitch!”
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Midnight you say. Then they should have turned the bl*ody lights on when they were cutting it. No wonder it looks like a messy middle age ridge and furrow field on top.
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B*gger me. Top left isn’t a bloke. It’s a lêzzer rapper from New York called Katorah Marerro (known as Young MA). Mum is Jamaican and (surprise, surprise) its dad is Puerto Rican who spent 10 years inside nick when she was a kid. Clearly it had a traditional blâck upbringing then which may explain the following picture of her.
https://images.genius.com/2858e7224e496dcb57c3b7468f43035d.380x489x1.jpg
Even if she wasn’t a rug muncher you wouldn’t trust your old fella in that mouth would you.
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That creature with the gold teeth looks like Sauron’s messenger in the third Lord of the Rings film.
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But even scarier
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Looks like Jaws (Edward Khil) was her dad.
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Hip-hop, rap, grime, and all the derivatives of ghetto/gutter poetry with its plagiarized sound bites and one-dimensional music structure, is the kind of soul torturing noise I’d expect to hear in a demonic bardo.
The whole shebang is worthless degeneracy. Not least the atrocious butchering of the English language. Anyone using “y’all” in written, and especially verbal form, should be subject to lobotomy via nasal inhalation of a .50 calibre rifle round. The cunts.
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I see ‘y’all’ in Youtube comments, as well as ‘imma’ and ‘finna’, itself derived from fthe redneck ‘fixin’ to’.
Example I’im finna go get me summa dat ass’.
It led me to look into African-American Vernacular ‘English’.
Derived from English spoken by whites in the Southern states of the US, tepurposed (appropriated?) as the language of da ‘hood.
The nearest we have is Londonistani Multiculti English.
Both share roots in Caribbean creole.
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Being a bit of a redneck myself, I do use a few redneck words, a current favourite is “Obama ”
As in ” I got me a case of beer and I’m gonna drink it obama self”
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If its ‘murcan “beer” you have a case of then you are more than welcome to drink it all by yourself. That stuff tastes like what I’d imagine p*ss tastes like. F-ing awful. Fit only to wash dog sh*t off the soles of your shoes.
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Totally agree! If you’re talking bud,coors etc. Utter shite! but some of the west coast craft stuff is not bad. Not Shropshire Gold, but not bad.🍻
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West coast craft beer? Probably overpriced and made by a gây San Franciscan hippy commune and has a suspicious lavender bouquet.
If beer is not brewed by a lederhosen wearing pôt-bellied Bavarian Kraüt called Ådôlf or Frïtz with a wife called Gretchen its not worth drinking.
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Surely, the ‘nasty’ in the title is tautological.
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Top left, bottom right are blokes surely?
What they all scowling for?
Realised Hip hop is shite?
Cheer up fellas!!
Big smiles all round wont get a wife being a grumpy boots!
You lot been eating fishpaste butties?
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In hindsight i think you’re right.
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All I can say is that Ni**a is not even a word, and there not even Black, slightly tanned but hardly Idi Amin, must be black privilege to use vile words, stupid kaffirs!
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A lot of music has black roots.
Rock n roll does.
Blues, jazz, reggae, ska.
Even Country & western!
Seen as music for rednecks by rednecks,
Its origins are all rural working class including black fiddle players.
Motown, northern soul all black.
They dropped the ball though with Hip Hop its fuckin wank!!!
Maybe its a age thing but it sets my teeth on edge.
And you have to be a exceptional cunt to make it, luckily they realise this and shoot each other early on.
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Can’t beat an old fashioned English Sea Shanty or folk ballad. A bit of Hey nonny, no, accompanied by some traditional Morris Dancing* should satisfy anyone with English blood in their veins. If something more exotic is preferred, a soothing Eyetalian inspired Madrigal would do nicely. Lets have none of your dârkîe jüngle nonsense, thank you.
* Yes I know it may have it’s roots in the Spanish Moors culture, no-one is quite sure for certain, but we can in these turbulent times overlook inconvenient facts like BLM do.
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Oh it wasnt praise mr Dribbler!
A complaint!
On behalf of the New Mills morris dancing troop.
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Good lad👍 Just remember, bläcking up in honour of the supposed Moorish origins is no longer allowed. And try not to polish your crotal bells in front of the ladies or horses.
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Hehehe!😁👍👍
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Oh, another thing. If you have to wave a hanky when dancing please make sure its a clean one. Not one studded with bogies.
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Im promising nothing, but ill see what I can do.
Im no Roger Moore.
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Here’s a sea shanty to make your eyes water starts at 24:16
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQFp-FPJyY4
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I spent some time with a production company and a team of choreographers as they put together the dance routines for some of these performers.
Not a paid position, just twerk experience….
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The blues, Robeson, Ellington et al, and then Motown and Stax were genuine contributions to modern culture. This stuff is shite with no value either musically or culturally.
Just shite. Wouldnt even use the word kaffir for the cunts because genuine kaffir music, Zulu choirs, can be very moving
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Robeson did the jam right?
☺
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You can take the cunt out of Stockport or New Mills or Whaley Bridge but you can never take Stockport out of the cunt. And didn’t they make the jams up at Reddish?
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* are contributing.
Missed that while composing the nom.
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It’s that time of the day. Universal language, fuck off and die you pathetic cunts.
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I’ve just bought an album by a group of Chinese rappers who are all suffering from Coronavirus.
The Wuhan Clan….
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Absolute quality. They’ll still be playing this in a hundred years time.
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Third-rate lyrics to fourth-rate music. When they splay their fingers they look like arthritics.
Evening Ronan
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If it’s not a 4th rate ‘beat’ they sample the work of decent musicians.
When the Africans do it it’s ‘bricolage’.
When white people do it it’s “appropriation’.
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Get fucking used to it. If these BLM cunts get their way, we’ll be setting the national anthem to rap before too long …and apologising for God Save the Queen being a colonial, racist bigots anthem. Fucking utter, utter cunts!
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Yeah the blm cunts will replace rule Britannia with from the window to the walls till to sweat drips from my balls
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When I saw the header pictures I thought it was from the security cameras at my local peacocks!!
Who the fuck are those hoes?
Who gives a fuck anyway?
Daft music for the intellectually subnormal……
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Off subject but just a quick question . How is Jeffrey Epstein’s Pimp Ghislaine Maxwell’s name pronounced ? Is it pronounced Jizzlaine ? it would seem highly appropriate if it is.
What a fucking horrible name anyway.
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ghee-len though a lot say ghee- lane
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More like guh-len or guh-lane. It’s French or summat.
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Seems that the S is silent, Fenton. Pronunciation is Gee-Lane with the G hard. I take that as being gee as in the name of Benny Hill stooge Henry McGee rather than in the mild profanity Gee whizz. However, like most names the world over I assume pronunciation varies from country to country. Best sticking with a simple Slapper Maxwell.
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I believe the correct pronunciation of Ghislaine is “kiddy catcher” FF!
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Funny thing her old mans yacht was called the lady ghislaine and being the owner he would decide who got to come on her ??
Sick family full of cunts
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That’s actually true …….
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I don’t have a clue how to say her name, but I’d have been up her guts back in the day, the dirty tart.
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Personally, I find all of this musak utter bollocks.
I also find it irritating that black music lays claim to being the root of so many other styles but has done absolutely nothing to improve any of it.
And for a music form that champions rhythm over melody (not because the melody stuff is harder to compose of course) I find it laughable that there is little or no compound time signatures or odd meter rhythms.
Simply using rests instead of notes does not make a rhythm progressive.
They are full of fucking shit these utter twats, and they look like twats, speak like twats, are morally reprehensible, criminal, selfish, murderous, thick cunts who probably think the way they dress is representative of their creative energy.
Fuck they piss me off.
They need scraping from the surface of the earth, along with the BBC.
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This retrograde audible assault on the eardrums is unashamedly anti-social, and particularly sickening to hear the gender that gives birth chanting out this bile. Disturbing. Lyrics always sound as if the performer has a grievance or an axe to grind and is spoiling for a fight. Hateful, musak of Satan. I’m not surprised these rappers sometimes get knifed or shot dead. They simply enjoy spreading the cancer seed of hate to their followers and listeners. Rap = Crap. Devoid of artistic merit and cannot be considered admirable or worthy in any way shape or form. Shit be upon them, the devil worshipping cunts.
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A dripping tap has rhythm.
Talking of water. If New Orleans is the home of jazz what were Katrina and the waves doing there?
Black fucking roots. Monotonous drum banging learned from bashing each other the head with rocks that probably had a higher IQ than the khuns that picked them up.
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Chuck them overboard, not worth a Kings shilling.
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Not sure really what happened with rap as a genre, back in the days when I used to spin the old decs 1985-89 there were groups like the furious five, fab Freddy, soul sonic force and the sugar hill gang etc that rapped about everyday life and didn’t need to curse every five seconds. The message Was a great song with lyrics that still ring true today.
“A child is born with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
God is smilin’ on you but he’s frownin’ too
Because only God knows what you’ll go through
You’ll grow in the ghetto livin’ second-rate
And your eyes will sing a song called deep hate
The places you play and where you stay
Looks like one great big alleyway
You’ll admire all the number-book takers
Thugs, pimps and pushers and the big money-makers
Drivin’ big cars, spendin’ twenties and tens
And you’ll wanna grow up to be just like them, huh
Smugglers, scramblers, burglars, gamblers
Pickpocket peddlers, even panhandlers
You say I’m cool, huh, I’m no fool
But then you wind up droppin’ outta high school
Now you’re unemployed, all non-void
Walkin’ round like you’re Pretty Boy Floyd
Turned stick-up kid, but look what you done did
Got sent up for a eight-year bid
Now your manhood is took and you’re a Maytag
Spend the next two years as a undercover fag
Bein’ used and abused to serve like hell
‘Til one day, you was found hung dead in the cell
It was plain to see that your life was lost
You was cold and your body swung back and forth
But now your eyes sing the sad, sad song
Of how you lived so fast and died so young”
The “dead in a cell” refers to Epstein and Maxwell I think. Ahead of their time.
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I’ve got more musical talent in my fucking anus than these unimaginative UGLY fat smelly criminal-minded, STI-ridden skidmarks. I’ve never listened to any of their revolting crap, but it wouldn’t surprise me if their sentiments included “fuck-da-po-leeece”
Fuck off you hideous prosimian cunts.
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Cunt at the traffic lights, windows down whatever the weather, car shaking from the booming rap crap.
Message……look at me, i’m an L.A. gangsta.
Translation…….look at me, i’m a desperate for attention wanker.
Fuck off prick.
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Anyone remember that Lady Sovereign? She was a nasty little cunt.
https://www.nme.com/news/music/lady-sovereign-6-1306270
She was jailed after being in Australia 7 hours for a drunken assault and spitting at a bouncer.
Isn’t that just lovely.
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I love the way they all pull the ‘attitude’ face and do the that thing with the wavy, pointy gestures. It’s so original.
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Why is it all flashing money, guns, ho’s, drugs,
Gold chains$$$
Gets boring quick.
Just copycats and rhyming isnt really composing a song is it?
They should try and do a nice Tony Christie or Kenny Rodgers number,
Or a show tune that Fred and Ginger could dance too!
Come on Rappers!
Stop scowling and acting hard, cheer up, put on a dicky bow, give us a smile and get us dancing!☺
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But MNC… you dont understand. Yo got 2 be livin’ that thug life on da streetz eyyye .
Oh fuck it. I can’t maintain that. I respect the English language too much.
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Dont know if its me CP but every video for every tune seems the same?
That Thug/pimp thing.
Wish theyd show some originality!
Maybe sing about tbe importance of clean living, a balanced diet, working hard, loyalty to family,early nights,
And being kind to animals.
Dare to be different!
The simple fuckerz$$$$
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That creature with the gold teeth looks like Sauron’s messenger in the third Lord of the Rings film.
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But even scarier
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Not sure why my Sauron comment has appeared twice, double the cuntitude perhaps.
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To be fair, Sauron was a cunt.
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I do remember Betty Boo though 😂
Her music was shit, but I didn’t half fancy her when I was 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ3WP8AsG84
Off topic but I really fancied Kim Wilde when I was a youngster.
Can’t think why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEFR9EkkqmI
Not anymore though.
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Fucking terrible drummer.
I doubt if any cunt noticed though.
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A mate of mine banged her-said she had a real acne problem back then, but she was quite enthusiastic.
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I would have chucked one up Betty Boo back in 1990.
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Definitely. A threesome with her and Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles. Tidy.
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I think I will go gender neutral on this one.
All rappers are complete cunts.
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I prefer your more traditional kind of music. For instance I found out recently there was a punk band called The Bleeding Twats. I didn’t know that. Amazing what you learn from the internet. And another band called Dying Fetus. Charming.
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To show how Anti-racist I am in these delicate times, here’s a white one; Danielle Impregnoli (or something).
This is probably Wagners Götterdämmerung to the audience of BBC three.
https://youtu.be/EmNwaoaTkiY
Consider it an ‘education’, ahem.
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Jeez, what a pile of absolute sh*te. Watched about 20 seconds half of which was with the sound off ‘cos it automatically started on mute. Wanted to rip her false nails off and stick them in her eyes then burn off her tattoos with a blowtorch. Why do women think tats suit them?
Thanks for Sweet FA, CP.
I’ll have to double dose on my blood pressure pills tonight to calm down.
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Don’t know about the hoes but the male (c)rappers are highly intelligent and well educated.
Some of them are doctors and one or two of them are “ professors”
I don’t mind saying that I was quite surprised when I found this out as I had previously thought that they were a bunch of as-thick-as-pigshit apes.
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Byron in Don Juan rhymed the word ‘intellectual’ with ‘henpecked you all’.
As a joke of course.
There’s an intellectual pride in rap ‘lyrics’. They are trying so very hard say something profound in every line.
But you need to word skill of a Byron to sustain it. And they can’t. That’s why they sink into banality.
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Is Byron the bloke with gold teeth?
And Banality the bird with the fat arse dancing in the video?
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They all look the same.
They all sound the same.
Their chicken tastes like wood.
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Primitive music for gutteral primates.
The syncopation skills required for more complex composition eludes most of the primative musicians.
There have been a few exceptions, not many.
How many symphonies were composed by bongo bongo dwellers?😉
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This nom puts me in mind of this classic Brasseye skit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxZ4tsp8gc
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There has been more effort put in to that parody than any actual rap record . It’s fucking spot on.
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