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Dead Pool [167]

Posted on June 30, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted that the American all round entertainer Carl Reiner would be the next dead dude.Reiner was 98 and died with his family at his side.

On to Deadpool 167:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.Nkminations are first come first serve No duplicates but you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations ( Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Carlos Menem
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali

81 thoughts on “Dead Pool [167]”

Bob Frapples on June 30, 2020 at 8:06 pm said:

Sammy The Bull Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
John Gotti Junior
Betty White (Golden Girls)

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Cuntalugs on June 30, 2020 at 8:14 pm said:

Frank Ifield
Bamber Gascoigne
Jerry Lee Lewis
Michael Fish
Bernie Clifton

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Rob Knott on June 30, 2020 at 8:35 pm said:

Roger Daltrey
Brian May
John Motson
Jon Snow
Kenny Sansom

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Johnny-cunt-Lately on June 30, 2020 at 9:31 pm said:

Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Jesse Jackson
Glenda Jackson

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The High Sheriff Cunt of Camborne on June 30, 2020 at 9:34 pm said:

Brian Johnson
Vince McMahon
Hulk Hogan
Peter Criss
Eddie Van Halen

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on June 30, 2020 at 9:41 pm said:

Stephen Sondheim
Zizi Jeanmaire
Rhonda Fleming
Pete Murray
John Woodvine

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Raymond Routledge on June 30, 2020 at 10:07 pm said:

Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Mel Brooks

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- Admin on July 1, 2020 at 6:56 am said:
  
  Cardin already taken
  
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Paul Maskinback on June 30, 2020 at 11:14 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Frank Windsor
Jet Black
Geoffrey ‘Cuntface’ Palmer
Michael Barratt

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 11:30 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Smeggy Frenulum on June 30, 2020 at 11:46 pm said:

Maxine Peake (left wing actress and full time arsehole)
Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr., or Stormzy (complete twat)
Anna Mary Soubry (ex MP and traitorous cunt)
Dominic Grieve (ex MP and traitorous bastard)
Hillary Clinton (failed politician and dangerous, evil termagant)

This is definitely a hitlist, rather than a real attempt at winning the next Deadpool but I’m an optimist

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Norman on June 30, 2020 at 11:56 pm said:

In there Duke.

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Henry Woolf
Norman Pilcher

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Spoonington on July 1, 2020 at 12:01 am said:

Alex Kurtzman,
James Corden,
Billy Connelly,
Jo Brand,
Harrison Ford

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- Cuntamus Prime on July 1, 2020 at 3:21 pm said:
  
  Alex Kurtzman, king of the soy-boys
  
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Shackledragger cunt on July 1, 2020 at 12:48 am said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler on July 1, 2020 at 6:48 am said:

Giovanna Ralli
Leslie Laing
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
George Rhoden

Good Shot,Duke of Cuntshire.

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George W Bamboo on July 1, 2020 at 7:08 am said:

Murray Walker
Bob Dole
Barbra Windsor
Dick Van Dyke
Angela Lansbury

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Andyboy on July 1, 2020 at 7:31 am said:

Joe pesci, willie mays, Glenn hoddle, Russel Watson, John lowe(darts)

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Deploy the Sausage on July 1, 2020 at 7:31 am said:

Josef fritzl
Madeleine albright
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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Smells Fishy on July 1, 2020 at 7:50 am said:

Danny Devito
Lee Majors
John Prescot
Rick Wakeman
Shirley Bassey

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TitSlapper on July 1, 2020 at 9:47 am said:

Pope Francis
George Lucas
Alex Trebek
Sheldon Adeleson
Loretta Lynn

Cuntgrats Duke

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Mincepieguy on July 1, 2020 at 11:55 am said:

Sir Ian McKellen
Holland Taylor
Tim Cook
Michael Stipe
Gordon Thomson

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Sir Limply Stoke on July 1, 2020 at 10:04 pm said:

Fuck missed oit orn me originals agin’.

Rhonda Fleming
Vanessa Redgrave
Leslie Phillips
Tony Bennett
Giscard D’Estaing

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Sir Limply Stoke on July 1, 2020 at 10:07 pm said:

Fuck missed oit orn me originals agin’. And have to replace Giscard with Val Kilmer

Rhonda Fleming
Vanessa Redgrave
Leslie Phillips
Tony Bennett
Val Kilmer

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- Sir Limply Stoke on July 1, 2020 at 10:17 pm said:
  
  Fuck
  
  Replace Kilmer with
  
  Jim Dale
  
  and Rhonda Fleming with
  
  Conn Clusky (Batchelors)
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on July 1, 2020 at 10:27 pm said:
    
    If at first…..
    Looks like Lord Biryani has Phillips.
    
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Lord of the Rings on July 2, 2020 at 2:28 am said:

Michael (murderer) Barrymore
Bill Cosby
Harvey Weinstein
Bill Clinton
Harry Halfwitt Hewitt

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