Dead Pool [167]

Posted on June 30, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted that the American all round entertainer Carl Reiner would be the next dead dude.Reiner was 98 and died with his family at his side.

On to Deadpool 167:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.Nkminations are first come first serve No duplicates but you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations ( Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Carlos Menem
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali

81 thoughts on “Dead Pool [167]”

General Tso's Chiggun on June 30, 2020 at 4:43 pm said:

George Alagiah
Tom Smith (rugby)
June Brown
Mikhail Gorbachev
Dick Van Dyke

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on June 30, 2020 at 4:47 pm said:
  
  I decided to let you have George this time as I am not a total cunt :p
  
  Shaun
  
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  - General Tso's Chiggun on June 30, 2020 at 4:55 pm said:
    
    Ha thanks Shaun – all in good fun. Considering I’ve been pilfering Gorbachev and Dick Van Dyke like a pikey pilfers televisions recently I’m not really in a position to criticise anyway. 🙂
    
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J R Cuntley on June 30, 2020 at 4:44 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Prince Philip

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 4:45 pm said:
  
  Prince philip
  Beast of Bolsover
  Clint Eastwood
  Harvey price
  Eric Clapton
  
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  - Miserable Northern Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 4:45 pm said:
    
    Swap prince phil for the Queen
    
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Dioclese on June 30, 2020 at 4:44 pm said:

Colonel Tom Moore
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)
Henry Kissinger

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Captain Quimson on June 30, 2020 at 4:46 pm said:

Kenneth Kanunda
Adriaan Vlok
Jack Smethurst
Anna Karen
Angela Lansbury

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on June 30, 2020 at 4:51 pm said:
  
  Some rather obscure picks there CQ. I like your thinking.
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on June 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm said:
    
    I had to look up Vlok as name didn’t immediately register. Having read his Wikipedia entry the name does now vaguely start to ring a bell. Will deffo be newsworthy when he goes so meets the DP rules. Nice change from the usual noms.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriaan_Vlok
    
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Odin's balls on June 30, 2020 at 4:46 pm said:

Tony Blair
Doreen Lawrence
Diane Abbott
David Lammy
Sadiq Khan

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- Four Eyed Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 5:40 pm said:
  
  Is that not a wish list OB?
  
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  - Odin's balls on June 30, 2020 at 6:48 pm said:
    
    You never know. I may get lucky. 😁
    
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- Unkle Terry on June 30, 2020 at 5:47 pm said:
  
  Good man.
  I vote Odin.
  
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Freddie the Frog on June 30, 2020 at 4:49 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Nobby Stiles
Everton Weekes
Sylvia Syms
Henry Kissinger

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- Dick Dribbler on July 1, 2020 at 11:07 pm said:
  
  Mail Online reporting Weekes has died. If confirmed, congratulations Freddie.
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on July 1, 2020 at 11:09 pm said:
    
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/53258007
    
    Found it also now on BBC.
    
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Chas C on June 30, 2020 at 4:51 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
David Crosby (CSN)
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
Englebert Humperdink aka Gerry Dorsey

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 4:54 pm said:

Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams
David Steele
Lord Sumption
Lady Hale of Richmond

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Liberal Liquidator on June 30, 2020 at 4:57 pm said:

Bernie Madoff
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro.

Nice work Duke.

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Pedantic Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 4:59 pm said:

President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland

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Gutstick Japseye on June 30, 2020 at 5:01 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Icke

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King cunt on June 30, 2020 at 5:02 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Murray Walker
Larry King
Frank Williams F1

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Captain Magnanimous on June 30, 2020 at 5:04 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck, Duke.

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Lord Biryani on June 30, 2020 at 5:22 pm said:

Leslie Phillips
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge
Olivia De Havilland
Richard O’Sullivan.

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- Admin on July 1, 2020 at 6:50 am said:
  
  Olivia already taken
  
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  - Lord Biryani on July 1, 2020 at 1:16 pm said:
    
    Damn blast and bollocks!! I’ll have Ray (Mr Benn) Brooks instead.
    
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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 30, 2020 at 5:27 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Juliette Gréco
Little Stevie Wonder
Camilla Batmanjelly
Imelda Marcos

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Dick Dribbler on June 30, 2020 at 5:28 pm said:

Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone
George Shultz – US businessman and politician under Nixon & Reagan
Robert Fyfe – Howard from Last of the Summer Wine
Roger Corman – US film director& producer e.g. House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulum
Antony Hewish – British physicist. Joint Nobel prize winner 1974* for work on Pulsars
* controversial over the exclusion of Jocelyn Bell, one of his PhD students, who first discovered the radio source

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- Cuntstable Cuntbubble on June 30, 2020 at 7:12 pm said:
  
  You made those fuckers up Dick.
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on June 30, 2020 at 7:29 pm said:
    
    Now, now Cuntstable. No need to be jealous. All legit, newsworthies. Just because none are called Gwyn, Dai, Gwyneth, Mfanwy, Edwards, Jones, Williams, Evans or Cliff Morgan (already dead) it doesn’t make them imaginary people.
    Just keep off the antifreeze. The pubs are open at the weekend.
    
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CuntyMort on June 30, 2020 at 5:28 pm said:

Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Ben Bradshaw
Anita Harris
George Takei Sulu from Star Trek

Good darts your grace

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- W. C. Boggs on July 1, 2020 at 6:56 am said:
  
  I suspect Bendover Bradshaw will be with us for many years to come, unless he has a mad fling with Ethel Russell-Moyle
  
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Cuntflap on June 30, 2020 at 5:32 pm said:

David attenborough
Ed fuckface sheerhan
Jeremy Corbyn
Guy versmyteethforstad
Greta thunberg

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'Er Indoors on June 30, 2020 at 5:35 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Frankie Valli
Bill Turnbull
Dick Van Dyke

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- Admin on July 1, 2020 at 6:51 am said:
  
  Dick already taken
  
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  - 'Er Indoors on July 1, 2020 at 6:53 am said:
    
    Michael Douglas
    
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The cunt man of Alcatraz on June 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm said:

Leonard Fenton ( dr legg )
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
June Brown
Stan Bowles

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- The cunt man of Alcatraz on June 30, 2020 at 7:09 pm said:
  
  June Brown taken.
  James Anderton ( god cop ) instead.
  
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Moister Cuntflaps on June 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm said:

Brigitte Bardot
Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry
Patricia greene (The Archers)
June Spencer (The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (The Beverly Hillbillies)

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HBelindaHubbard on June 30, 2020 at 5:48 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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Duke of Cuntshire on June 30, 2020 at 5:52 pm said:

George “Johnnie”Johnson
June Lockhart
Joe Kittinger
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager

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- Duke of Cuntshire on June 30, 2020 at 5:57 pm said:
  
  Should be “Johnny” not Johnnie.
  
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Baron Bastard on June 30, 2020 at 6:13 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

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Lana Del Cunt on June 30, 2020 at 6:31 pm said:

Gerry Marsden
George Soros
Henry Kissinger
Prince Philip
Matt NoCock

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Jack The Cunter on June 30, 2020 at 6:38 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on, Duke.

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Sidthesexistsforeskin on June 30, 2020 at 6:38 pm said:

Never heard of the fucker

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- Dick Dribbler on June 30, 2020 at 7:03 pm said:
  
  You have now.
  If you still don’t know he was try looking him up.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Reiner
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on June 30, 2020 at 7:05 pm said:
    
    Missing know *who* he was
    
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Cuntamus Prime on June 30, 2020 at 7:00 pm said:

Albert Roux (Chef, founder of La Gavroche)
Brian Blessed (National Hero)
James Earl Jones (half of Darth Vader)
David Prowse (the other half of Darth Vader)
Rose McGowan (Insane feminazi actress)

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Wanksock on June 30, 2020 at 7:13 pm said:

Chuck Yeager
Jacques Delors
Michael Hesletine
Romano Prodi
Glynis Johns

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- Dick Dribbler on June 30, 2020 at 7:19 pm said:
  
  Chuck already taken
  
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  - Wanksock on July 1, 2020 at 6:05 am said:
    
    Who’s nicked Chuck? He was one of my bankers.
    
    Swap for Flying Officer John ‘Paddy’ Hemingway, the last of the Few.
    
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SimmyJavill on June 30, 2020 at 7:20 pm said:

Biddy Baxter
Joan Bakewell
Hardy Kruger
Janette Krankie
Big Fat Ron Atkinson

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