Dead Pool (166)

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Congratulations to Chas C Music who gets a second hit in a week with the forces sweetheart Vera Lynn who has sadly passed away at the grand old age of 103.

On to Deadpool 166.

Reminder of the rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from a previous pool (Like Black and White cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)Nominations must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Leon Spinks
Stuart Wheeler
George Alagiah
Frankie Banali

85 thoughts on “Dead Pool (166)”

  1. Well done Chas!

    David attenborough
    The queen
    Ed sheerhan
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Dianne “aaaargh, my eyes” Abbot

  3. Leonard Fenton – Dr Legg
    Barbara Knox
    Stan Bowles
    Julie Goodyear
    June Brown

  5. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck, Chas.
    Nowadays She’d be singing “There’ll be Gimmigrants taking o-ver, the White cliffs of Do-ver.”

    • Should’t that be “The gimmigrants HAVE taken over the white cliffs of Dover”, Cap’n?

      • Those cliffs are so racist they ought to be torn down, Dick. It’s so offensive for the incoming trainee rapísts/drug dealers/terrorísts. The cliffs are almost as white as their new trainers.

  6. Billy Connelly
    Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Pope Benedict

    Posted at 10.16

  8. Same as last time please.

    Tony Blair
    Stormzy
    Afua Hirsch
    Doreen Lawrence
    Lily Allen

  14. Good Innings for a good woman. Respect to her.

    Well done Chas,

    On a sad note my own Dad has also just gone, he was no cunt, at least not to me.

    To lighten my day :

    Jimmy Carter
    Roberta Mc Cain
    Betty White
    Bill Turnball
    Frank Williams

  17. ? Vera, Vera
    What has become of you
    Does anybody else in here
    Feel the way I do? ?

    I’ve been waiting for bloody years to sing that.

  22. Lady Hale of Richmond(Ret. judge)
    Lord Sumption(ret. judge)
    Lord John Dyson
    David Steele
    David Owen

  24. Val Kilmer
    Harry Belafonte
    Bill Clinton
    Faye Dunnaway
    Christopher Plummer

  25. Romano Prodi
    Jean-Claude Juncker
    Jacques Delors
    Chuck Yeager
    Henry Kissinger

    RIP VD Vera. My old man and his fellow POWs will be waiting for you at the Pearly Gates. Thanks for what you did to lift their morale.

    • hi Grace The Duke of Cuntshire has pinched Chuck Yeager. May I have Glynis Johns instead?

  26. Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. The Guns of Navarone, Zorba the Greek
    George Shultz US businessman and politician under Nixon & Reagan
    Royston Clarke creator & writer of Last of the Summer Wine, Open All Hours
    Barbara Eden US actress best known as the genie in I dream of Jeannie
    Michael Lonsdale Anglo-French actor e.g. Bond villain Hugo Drax in Moonraker, police Deputy Commissioner Claude Lebel in Day of the Jackal

  28. You rotter Shaun. First you nick Tom Smith from me then George Alagiah. Oh well.
    June Brown
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Dick Van Dyke
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Henry Kissinger

  30. President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor
    Prunella Scales
    Pierre Cardin
    Olivia De Havilland

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