Dead Pool [164]

Posted on June 13, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to ChasCmusic who correctly predicted the passing of Ricky Valance.

Ricky was a Welsh pop singer best known for his UK No. 1 single, “Tell Laura I Love Her”. It sold over a million copies in 1960. A time when you actually had to sell a truck load of copies to have a hit. And have talent.

On to Deadpool 164:

The rules :

1) Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does).

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [164]”

Odin's balls on June 13, 2020 at 3:19 pm said:

Tony Blair
Stormzy
Afua Hirsch
Doreen Lawrence
Lily Allen

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- Fortress Cuntimus on June 13, 2020 at 8:53 pm said:
  
  This is who you think will die next, not a wish list. Fucking great wish list though!
  
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Jack The Cunter on June 13, 2020 at 3:21 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on Chas

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on June 13, 2020 at 3:22 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick – please release the cunt
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
Vera Lyn

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Captain Magnanimous on June 13, 2020 at 3:24 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck ChasC. “Tell Laura, I…..”

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J R Cuntley on June 13, 2020 at 3:26 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Ian St John

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Shackledragger cunt on June 13, 2020 at 3:29 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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Technocunt on June 13, 2020 at 3:31 pm said:

David Attenborough
Alan Alda
Felicity Kendall
Clint Eastwood
Ken Clarke (cunt)

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Norman on June 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm said:

In there Chas.

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
That cunt who defaced Churchill’s statue (here’s hoping)

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- Shackledragger cunt on June 13, 2020 at 4:07 pm said:
  
  That may well extend to the next cunt that attempts to deface an Imperial and Commonwealth monument or that of one of its champions..
  
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Duke of Cuntshire on June 13, 2020 at 3:44 pm said:

Carl Reiner
June Lockhart
Joe Kittinger
Buzz Aldrin
Petula Clark

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on June 13, 2020 at 3:48 pm said:
  
  Eric claptout
  Katie Price
  Sheridan smith
  Beast of Bolsover
  Marky Ramone
  
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Rev R. Sleeker on June 13, 2020 at 3:51 pm said:

Brenda Lee
Olivia D’Haviland
Prunella Scales
Barbara Windsor
That old cunt that walked around his garden for the NHS

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General Tso's Chiggun on June 13, 2020 at 3:52 pm said:

George Alagiah
June Brown
Dick Van Dyke
Mikhael Gorbachev
Nancy Pelosi

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- General Tso's Chiggun on June 13, 2020 at 3:53 pm said:
  
  Actually, swap Dick Van Dyke for Tom Smith (rugby) before Shaun swoops in and steals him again.
  
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Dick Dribbler on June 13, 2020 at 3:53 pm said:

Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, Guns of Navarone
George Shultz US businessman and politician under Nixon and Reagan
Neil Harvey Australian test cricketer in 40s, 50s & 60s.
Jackie Mason US comedian
Ray Prosser Wales & British Lions RU player, coach of Pontypool in 70s-80s

Congratulations Chas. Apologies for my earlier error. I hadn’t realised you’d nabbed Ricky before Daz. Better luck this time, Daz

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- Chas C on June 13, 2020 at 4:05 pm said:
  
  Happy to share the honours.
  Another gone to the great Rock ‘n’ Roll hall of fame in the sky.
  Maybe I’m next 😁😩😜
  
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Dioclese on June 13, 2020 at 3:59 pm said:

Colonel Tom Moore
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)

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- General Tso's Chiggun on June 13, 2020 at 4:31 pm said:
  
  Sorry Dio, I’m afraid I’ve pilfered Gorbachev this week.
  
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- Dick Dribbler on June 13, 2020 at 4:32 pm said:
  
  Col Tom nabbed by the Rev R Sleeker @ 3.51?
  
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ChasCmusic on June 13, 2020 at 4:01 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
David Crosby (CSN)
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
Vera Lynn

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- Dick Dribbler on June 13, 2020 at 4:27 pm said:
  
  Cuntsable Cuntbubble @ 3.22 appears to have got Vera before you, Chas.
  
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Pedantic Cunt on June 13, 2020 at 4:01 pm said:

President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland

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- Rev R. Sleeker on June 13, 2020 at 7:39 pm said:
  
  Thanks for not taking all 5 of mine, pleased I could help with your selection
  
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SimmyJavill on June 13, 2020 at 4:02 pm said:

Good arrers.

Biddy ‘Blue Peter’ Baxter.
Anna ‘Ohhh, Arthur’ Karen.
Hardy ‘The One That Got Away’ Kruger.
Joan ‘The Thinking Man’s Crumpet’ Bakewell.
Jasper ‘Funky Moped’ Carrott.

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'Er Indoors on June 13, 2020 at 4:02 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Frankie Valli
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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- Dick Dribbler on June 13, 2020 at 4:21 pm said:
  
  Hosni Mubarek already dead. Pegged it 25/02/20.
  
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  - General Tso's Chiggun on June 13, 2020 at 4:30 pm said:
    
    Yes, and somehow we managed to miss it.
    
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Cuntfinder General on June 13, 2020 at 4:10 pm said:

Duke of Edinburgh
Lily Allen
Morgan Freeman
Pele
Bill Wyman

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- Dick Dribbler on June 13, 2020 at 4:46 pm said:
  
  Odin’s Balls has Miss Allen @ 3.19
  
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  - Cuntfinder General on June 13, 2020 at 10:13 pm said:
    
    I did not clock that. Can I substitute Cunty Allen and bring into play:
    
    Ringo Starr
    
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Liberal Liquidator on June 13, 2020 at 4:14 pm said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Beverly Cleary
Bernie Madoff

Nice work Chas.

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Unkle Terry on June 13, 2020 at 4:22 pm said:

George Floyd.
Them that arrested him.
Some commies in London.
The Mayor of London.
Some cunt at the BBC.

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Cuntflap on June 13, 2020 at 4:35 pm said:

David gilmour
Jeremy corbyn
Dianne “fuck I’m fat, I’ve surely got to go soon”
Ed fucking sheerhan
Ant and dec (surely two cheeks of the same arse count as 1 anus but if not I’ll take the drink driver with the imaginary substance abuse problem)

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- Three Strokes on June 13, 2020 at 11:35 pm said:
  
  Top tip: in dead pool nominate famous duos or trios and just score which one drops off first.
  
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Bob Frapples on June 13, 2020 at 4:41 pm said:

Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Alphonse ‘Little Allie Boy’ Persico
John Gotti Junior

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 13, 2020 at 4:43 pm said:

Buster Bloodvessel
Helios Creed
Imelda Marcos
David Steel
Arthur Scargill

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CuntyMort on June 13, 2020 at 4:48 pm said:

Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei Sulu from Star Trek

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CuntyMort on June 13, 2020 at 4:49 pm said:

Good darts Chas.
I’m a mahoosive cunt for not congratulating you above

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YourCuntingDaughter on June 13, 2020 at 4:59 pm said:

Neil Ruddock
Steve Jones (sex pistol)
Ozzy Osborne
Matt Leblanc
Julie Cavener

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Freddie the Frog on June 13, 2020 at 5:06 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Nobby Stiles
Henry Kissinger
Everton Weekes
Lord Hezzelslime

0
Moister Cuntflaps on June 13, 2020 at 5:09 pm said:

Brigitte Bardot
Kenny Sansom
Charlie Harper (UK Subs)
Patricia Greene (Archers)
June spencer (Archers)

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Fuglyucker on June 13, 2020 at 5:32 pm said:

Ian Mckellan
Joan Collins
Billy Conelly
Giacomo Agostini (retired motor cycle race)
Micheal Parkinson

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Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler on June 13, 2020 at 5:58 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Richard Williams

Good Shot,Chas C.

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