Dead Pool [161]

Posted on May 9, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Dick de Pfeffel Fox Chaser Fiddler who correctly predicted Rock and Roller Little Richard would be next to conk out aged 87 from bone cancer.

On to Deadpool 161:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous threads ( Like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored .

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun)

John Hemingway (The Few)
Leon Spinks
Willie Thorne
Derek Draper
Tom Smith (Rugby)

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [161]”

George W Bamboo on May 9, 2020 at 7:38 pm said:

Olivia De Havilland
Petrie Cardin
Henry Kissinger
Leslie Phillips
Prunella Scales

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Bob Frapples on May 9, 2020 at 7:52 pm said:

Sammy The Bull Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Alphonse ‘Little Allie Boy’ Persico
Fred Dineage

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Pedantic Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 7:52 pm said:

President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland

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- George W Bamboo on May 10, 2020 at 10:07 am said:
  
  Prunella Scales already taken pinch someone else’s like you normally do
  
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  - George W Bamboo on May 10, 2020 at 10:10 am said:
    
    Olivia also taken 👍👍
    You need your. 👀 testing 🤣🤣
    
    2
  - George W Bamboo on May 10, 2020 at 10:14 am said:
    
    Petrie also taken 👎
    Why don’t you just copy my list and save yourself the trouble 👎👎
    
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Paul Maskinback on May 9, 2020 at 8:02 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Kenneth Cope
Patricia Routledge

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on May 9, 2020 at 8:13 pm said:

Tom Lehner
Zizi Jeanmarie
Rhonda Fleming
Marge Champion
John Woodvine

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'Er Indoors on May 9, 2020 at 8:55 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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Cuntologist on May 9, 2020 at 9:17 pm said:

Tony Bennett
Mel Brooks
Carl Reiner
Bob Newhart
Paul Henry (Benny from Crossroads)

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Baron Von Cuntoften on May 9, 2020 at 9:20 pm said:

Prince Phillip.
HRH Liz
Matthew Corbett (of sooty fame).
Pat Sharp.
Baron Von Cuntoften (If the pubs don’t open).

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- Baron Von Cuntoften on May 9, 2020 at 9:40 pm said:
  
  Shit someone’s already got Liz. Swap for a lefty MP in any Northern town which suffers from diversity issues?
  
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Shackledragger cunt on May 9, 2020 at 9:44 pm said:

Bert Newton
Paul Hogan
Kamal
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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Chas C on May 9, 2020 at 9:47 pm said:

Well done Dick excellent pick, but I’m afraid not your win. Sorry.

Dick at 7:02pm in the 29th
Myself at 1:57pm same day

Perhaps it was the way I named him :
Richard Penniman (Little Richard)?

Anyhow happy to share the honours

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- Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 9, 2020 at 10:04 pm said:
  
  It’s your win, Chas C.
  
  My crowing has come back to bite me on the arse.
  🙂 .
  
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Chas C on May 9, 2020 at 9:50 pm said:

This time I’ll take
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
Vera Lynn

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- Norman on May 10, 2020 at 1:44 pm said:
  
  I didn’t know Viv was still going.I remember him in Dio.
  
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TitSlapper on May 9, 2020 at 10:30 pm said:

Loretta Lynn
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adeleson
George Lucas
Alex Trebek

Nicely done Dick Cuntgratulations

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- TitSlapper on May 9, 2020 at 10:43 pm said:
  
  Oh I mean Chas C just saw the above comment timing is a cunt Dick but you are both winners in my book but congrats Chas
  
  You know I haven’t listened to much of little Richard discograhpy aside from his hits like tutti-frutti or good golly miss molly I like a bit of classic old timey rock n roll. I know hes a wicked piano player and had hell of a voice. Also Prince probably wouldn’t exist if not for him
  
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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 11:03 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Spoonington on May 10, 2020 at 1:27 am said:

Jo Brand,
Billy Connelly,
James Corden,
Prince Phillip,
Jamie Oliver

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Wanksock on May 10, 2020 at 4:07 am said:

Well done Dick

Flight Lieutenant William Clarke
Flying Officer John Hemingway
Chuck Yeager
Glynis Johns
Ted Dexter

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 10, 2020 at 4:35 pm said:
  
  Clarke died on the 7th and I nabbed Hemingway.Apologies.
  
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Lord of the Rings on May 10, 2020 at 4:27 am said:

VP Mike Pence (coronavirus ftom smelling his aides knickers)
Dick Cheney
Jimmy Tarbuck
Christopher Plummer
Robert Redford

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Baron Bastard on May 10, 2020 at 7:44 am said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Congrats Dick… err Chas err… oh fuck it… 😆

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Raymond Routledge on May 10, 2020 at 9:34 am said:

Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane

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Guardian Hater on May 10, 2020 at 10:15 am said:

Lily FUCKING Allen
Keith Allen
Geraldine Lynton-Evans (that fucking fat talentless cocksucking cunt Michael Winner’s widow)
Ruggero Deodato (cruel piece of shit film director)
Lily FUCKING Allen (again, just in case)

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Dick Byrne on May 10, 2020 at 10:48 am said:

Bernie Clifton
Evelyn Rothschild
Ethel Kennedy
Walid Jumblatt
Hutton Gibson

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Norman on May 10, 2020 at 1:42 pm said:

In there, Dickie.

I hear that Kraftwerk bloke copped it and all.

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher

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Once a cunt always a cunt on May 10, 2020 at 2:07 pm said:

Yoko Ono
Sophia Loren
Brigitte Bardot
Mikhail Gorbachev
Sean Connery

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- Moister Cuntflaps on May 10, 2020 at 7:01 pm said:
  
  Bardot already listed by me…
  
  May 9, 2020 at 5:55 pm said:
  
  Brigitte Bardot
  
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Lord Biryani on May 10, 2020 at 2:23 pm said:

Sonny Barger
Richard O’Sullivan
Ray Brooks
Mel Brooks
The Bluebottle that’s flying round my fucking living room.

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Johnny-cunt-Lately on May 10, 2020 at 4:58 pm said:

Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson

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Obersturmbannführer Von Stink Finger on May 10, 2020 at 4:59 pm said:

Dame Vera Lynn
Captain Tom
Bernard Cribbins
Tom Baker
Norman tebbet

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Cuntalugs on May 10, 2020 at 7:35 pm said:

Gloria Hunniford
Michael Aspel
Jerry Lee Lewis
Michael Fish
Bernie Clifton

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Deploy the Sausage on May 10, 2020 at 8:45 pm said:

Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Madeleine albright

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