Tessa Wong

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I would like a Lemon Curd coloured cunting for Tessa Wong, a journo who ‘contributes’ to the Leftie News Propagandists, specifically for this piece:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51456056

Despite them having released a virus that has fucked the entire world over both medically & economically, told dangerous fucking lies about it (“not human-to-human transmissable”) & then created vast smoke screens to hide behind, we are now not allowed to be nasty to our moon-faced custard coloured cousins.
It is racist apparently to ‘joke’ that the Chinese will eat anything. Well, as I said to ‘er-indoors last night as we tucked into roasted civet cat & deep-fried locust, with bat-wing ice cream for dessert, “you just can’t beat a good chinky.” No, that didn’t happen, obviously, we had pasta – which has not yet mutated to give me the raging chinese syphilitic bat shitting disease or anything approaching it.

So listen up Tessa, the initial outbreak of SARS in 03/04 was proved to come from catching weird shit & eating it, so it isn’t waycist to accuse the fuckers of doing it, or joke about it.

The questions over how this virus jumped species are yet to be answered, mainly because Fu Manchu is sitting on the evidence, due in my opinion to the fact that if it did break out due to an accident in the Wuhan Centre for Disease Control, as some are claiming, then Comrade Xi & his merry band of commie cunts will be looking at a large fucking bill with ‘Rest Of The World’ as the payee, or down the wrong end of Orange Don’s metaphorical AR16 if they don’t comply.

If this pandemic spirals &, as some of the stuff I’m reading is saying, our food supplies start dwindling, there is going to be blood on the fucking streets in short order. So a few ‘No.23 & No.47 with egg fried rice’ jokes aint gonna count for fuck-all.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

68 thoughts on “Tessa Wong”

  1. It’s not the goddamn mother fucking Chinese you reactionary nazi, Trump did it, during lunch in the Oral Office.

    Donald Trump’s hair is bad, the rest of him is evil. He specifically designed the virus over a lunch of live children.

    The way you people talk about the Chinese communists you’d think they’d killed millions of their own people, stolen secrets both military and industrial vis espionage or something.

    Blame Trump, keep blaming Trump.

    Now to lunch, monkey brains and zebra penis served in a turtle shell oh and a bat soup starter, nom nom nom.

    Love Winnie

    • According to shithouse rags ‘The Guardianista’ and ‘El Independiente’, it’s mostly The Don’s fault, him and his puppet Bozza. Both of them have let down the US and the UK respectively in the most appalling way possible. The Chinese aren’t responsible for anything, and even to imply as much is racism of the most Nazi sort.
      I fervently hope that those two bogroll substitutes get fooking toasted sometime soon, the fucking carping lefty cunts.

    • Talking of the Oral Office, Monica Lewinsky begged and pleaded old Bill to fuck her in the throat. Knelt on a cushion and craved to have her throat fucked in.

      IF you’re the leader of the free world married to an old hag (Clinton, not Trump) then you deserve a few blowjobs.

    • Wong…almost perfectly named.
      Winnie?? Mandela?? Fuck, she don’t half give me the ‘orn, wet sjamboks and rubber necklaces…

  2. I’d slip her a length…wouldn’t pay her though. I’m refusing to buy anything Chinky from now on.
    Hope B+WC has a few Eastern European tarts in his stable when I next visit.

    • Tessa, your wong.
      Wong about it being Trumps fault, and wong about not being able to blame china.
      Your a western chink, its more your commie cousin’s back home tucking into bat and boiled pangolin that are to blame, but you all look alike so hold you all responsible.
      Pack yer chopsticks, put on yer coolie hat, get in yer rickshaw and fuck off back home .

  3. Great. That was a true platinum crusted Cunt nomination. It was top drawer.

    I have zero sympathy or empathy for alleged Chinese persecution. Broadly speaking we would all be better off if people stuck to their own countries. Japan which is 98-99% ethnically pure, is a great model. Britain is not, with immigrants on nearly every street.

    The grotesque behaviour of Chinese Central Gov., some of the worst abhorrent liars, means that they are NOT FIT to sit at the International table. Lets anexe them, sanction them, nuke them, sue them for $100 trillion, lets fuck them.

    I haven’t got too much against the slitty eyed yellow toned ordinary people, it is mainly the Chinese Government.

    The international community should send a team to find the true number of cases and deaths. Whatever the USA data is, you may as well say that China will have x10 more cases and deaths.

    International teams should also land on the wet markets and the labs. The bat markets is more like fake news.

    China had a terrible reputation before this and worse now.

    Back to Tessa Wrong and her pinked haired lemon curd cunt, she needs a good hard kicking in the cunt. The BBC really will publish any old shit and tripe. I cannot fucking stand Leftie journalism, it is out of place, very, very, out of place.

    This was a superb nomination!!

    • Nuke them ,sue them! Might be better to reverse the order. I do agree with your sentiments.

    • I’m not sure we will ever send a team over to investigate what these slanty eyed fuckers have done and as I understand it any evidence is long gone already so it would be a futile exercise.

      Better just to send over a convoy of nukes and sterilize the fucking shit hole. As Ripley said in Aliens, ‘It’s the only way to be sure!”

      Fuck the lot of em!

  4. I once had a girlfriend with the surname Wong.

    She was a right kinky fucker.

    Loved to do it in risky places.

    One day she says ‘hey Cunty I want you to fuck me in a lift’ so being the man I am I obliged but I’ve got to be honest I wasn’t happy about it I just thought I was fucking Wong on so many levels…..

    I’ll get me coat!

  5. Looks like she came out of a Korean factory from 5 years hence.

    A bit like Mark Zuckerberg.

  6. Oh this pandemic will definitely spiral we actually haven’t even hit 2nd wave of it yet. The estimated deaths if we Don’t lockdown and social distance are in the millions for May and June. Fun times ahead

    Everybody wants things back to normal but if we reopen again too soon with business as usual we could be digging more mass grave burials and start stacking bodies like in NYC,Iran, spain and Italy did

    Alot states in America are foolishly opening back up so we’ll get to see this virus pandemic play out for better or worse Sweden took the non lockdown approach early on and their numbers of the virus are starting to rise rapidly in the last 2 weeks

    • Good post TitSlapper. I could do with tits to slap. Christ I’d even shag an ugly bird with my eyes closed, it’d be better than nothing.

      I feel that it was very reckless of Sweden to “stay open”. Aren’t they under generally leftist rule. Scandinavia needs to be careful over this forthcoming generation, they are in dire risk of permanently ruining their great countries with the rising tide of filthy Muslims. Zero tolerance, Muslims have no place in Northern Europe or any of Europe

      In USA I think it is also foolish and reckless state by state basis. The data is going higher and higher and higher.

      Personally I call for stricter and stronger lock down measures from Monday 20.04.2020. Increase the fines to £5,000 and suspended prison sentences for anyone/everyone found breaking lockdown after their first warning.

      A proper fascist government would handle things much better.

    • I learned of this only this morning. The US set up a fund for Wuhan under O’Bummers watch in 2015. The research you mention is very suspicious until you read a comment upon something posted re a WW” experiment to attach incendiary devices to bats. The plan was they would be released by plane over Japan, go to roost in peoples houses …and….kerboooom !

      Only a Yank could think of that !

      • It’s like the FBI stuffing a cat full of listening devices somewhere in the US.
        On release, the poor mog got flattened by a UPS truck…

  8. People must be terminally dumb to attack Chinese people who live/were born in the West. Bit like the morons who couldn’t tell the difference between a paediatrician and a p-doh-file.

    Tessa Wong would do us all a better service by raising awareness about Asian wet markets and bat viruses instead of whining about racism. Her bloody hair is ridiculous as well.

    As for the backward medieval idiots eating bats in China or slaughtering them amongst dirty buckets of fish etc, well there are no suitable superlatives to describe that practice and the consequences it has had. Fucking bats have some of the worst viruses known to man.

  9. Tessa! Tessa! You are just Wong – Chinavirus came from China, CHY-NAA!
    So belt up, stop being so racist and fuck off to China, don’t come back – try yapping your hate speech there.
    Say hello on the journey to all the activists illegally arrested and imprisoned in Hong Kong.
    Dirty little yellow bastards, need to stick the boot into these rats.
    That racist enough for you Tessa? 👍
    China must pay.

  10. “custard coloured cousins”….

    Excellent work, Stained – from one Gusset to another !

    I’m very partial to a bit of alliteration myself, having used “custard coloured cunt” to describe my yellow-jacketted fat twat of a neighbour walking by a few Winters ago…

  11. Sort of related but does this wuflu negatively affect libido, haven’t had much of a craving for jerking off lately.

    I dunno I could use a break anyway heal up my cock n balls, it just feels weird going without. I wonder if its corona related you cunters been wanking less too?!

  12. Two Wongs don’t make a White.

    Get to fuck you fucking pink haired lemon curd shit cunt.

    I used to shag some Chinky prossies in Cardiff over the years. They weren’t very good. They had all the holes etc. but not much life in the sack.

    • When I was in Switzerland, supermarket had jars of Tiptree Lemon Curd.
      Shelf ticket stated “Lemon Turd.”
      No kidding.
      I enlightened a manager, and she laughed like a drain…

  13. Well I’ve just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens.

    So that’s three months of training wasted….

  14. For the modern libtard every country in the world is great except for the three headed monster…….UK, USA and Israel. Therefore any criticism of the rest is obviously racist or some kind of fucking ism. Personally i’m sick and tired of all this predictable shite.
    8PM tomorrow, round of applause for China please. The snowflakes will be watching you.
    👀

  15. With a name like Wong, she probably thinks she has ‘skin in the game’, but if she tried her ‘expose’ shit back where it started, that’s fucking CHINA for any cunt still in any doubt, she would disappear, like all the other cunts who tried to tell the truth behind the bamboo curtain. Stupid bitch.
    Fuck the lockdown. Does anyone think if we stay in for a couple of weeks it’s going to go away? There is talk of second wave, tenth wave, it’s not going away. I’d rather catch it now when people give a fuck, rather than in a couple of months time and there is fuck all financial help available. Flatten the curve? Flatline the economy more like. You’ve got the tories so desperate to throw off the nasty party label, they are gutless. Listen, the people whose minds they hope to change would never vote Tory if Boris himself ran into a burning building and rescued their children, and gave them a George cross and a winning euromillions ticket. I know that is an opposing view to many on here, but it’s just the way I see it.

  16. Can’t trust the Chinks, slitty-eyed cunts!

    Or peacefuls, rag head cunts.

    Or any foreigner, they are all cunts 😂

  19. Meanwhile in the CCP National socialist shit hole of Chy na black Africans are being turned out into the street, beaten up and denied food. It’s kristallnacht all over again from these fucks. Fuck Chy na and fuck the Chinese yellow fuckers. Cunts

    • “Turned out into the street, beaten up and denied food” – they are just practising for when they go home!

  20. Fucking ‘journalist’ my arse. Listen you slant-cunted shithead, posting a load of whiney don’t be mean to my friends bollocks is not journalism. The art of investigative journalism is well and truly dead, I would have more respect for her if she went undercover to the wet markets and reported back what she saw. Fuck the BBC, it’s just a platform for silly little girls like this cunt to air their views and to regurgitate bullshit that they found on social media.

    • I would have more respect for her if she said she talks shit, knows it and doesn’t care because she’s getting paid for it.

  22. 50 dollar make you holler, me love you long time, sucky sucky… only sense this kitchen sink will make…bat eating slitty eyed bitch

  23. If this is an example of how the Chinese look after their own kind, how do you think they feel about the rest of the world?

    “Wang Yue was a two-year-old Chinese girl who was run over by two vehicles on the afternoon of 13 October 2011 in a narrow road in Guangdong. As she lay bleeding on the road for more than seven minutes, at least 18 passers-by skirted around her body, ignoring her. She was eventually helped by a female rubbish scavenger and sent to a hospital for treatment but died eight days later.”

    Link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wang_Yue

    • The people are just expendable meat for the Communist machine.
      As the Chinese want us to be.
      Trump may be an odious Man but he is the only World leader who will stand up to the yellow peril, and for that alone he gets a thumbs up from me.
      “Tessa! – you just Wong, why you cause probrem – you reave my shop, do your own dly creaning now! Bad Tessa! You doctor yet? You disglace!”

  24. Throw this thing out of an airplane over Mongolia.
    Send everyone she works with to a camp for re-education,12 hours a day of Churchill ‘s speeches for 6 months.
    The wheedling Quisling cunts.
    Fuck off.

  25. Good idea, but substitute Chinese for bats.
    Or failing that, just say the Chinese insulted a certain p*edophile “profit” and watch the two groups of the most hateful creatures on Earth tear each other apart.
    Tickets will of course be available – I need a money making scheme after the dramatic collapse of “Fox Law”! 😀

  26. Fuck her the soapy cunt how ever you look at it poor food (rodent reptile) hygiene or accidental (or on purpose the cunts)
    they lied through their teeth a bit of honesty could have at least lessened the effects on the rest of us that’s fact not rascism they will be the ones squeezing our bollocks tighter in the future they are a proper nasty bunch of cunts i,d shit on them trouble is they’d more than likely eat it

  27. I’d like to take Tessa out to dinner :
    Starter : Bat and Mushroom soup

    Main : Bat and Chips with sweet and sour batshit sauce.

    Sweet : Bat Surprise Sundae

    I’ll see the vegan menu thank you waiter.

  28. Long ago before the PC world came about this was considered to be funny.

    An Englishman, A China-man and a Jew go out to dine at a restaurant and order (of all things soup) as there order arrives a swarm of flies land on the table.
    The Englishman looks down sneers at his bowl and calls out “Waiter! there are flies in my soup, Bring me a fresh bowl”.
    The China-man tucks straight into his,
    The Jew observes this, skims the flies to the side of his bowl and says to the China-man “How much for my flies?”

    This is probably anti oriental and anti hermetic now, so I will get my hat.

  29. I have been to sixteen cities in China. From what I saw, she is a fucking space cadet.
    If it gas legs and is not a table,wings and not an engine, the Chinks eat it.
    I even saw school kids crowding round a take away stall. Looked like they were buying toffee apples. No, it was deep fried rat on a stick: I kid you not.

    Slanty eyed commie rice eating cunts.

  30. Boris must dump any Chinese involvement – keep them away from our (unnecessary, dangerous and massively costly) nuclear programme and get rid of state sponsored spy network Huawei.
    And a massive reduction in business and trade with the Chinese, we need more self reliance – we used to run the World, now we have people who need mummy to run a bath.
    China MUST pay because if we let these little evil locust b*stards get away with this outrage we are officially a broke little chip of land to be exploited, threatened, abused and laughed at.
    CHARLIE CHAN – YOU BAD MAN!
    Hop on your water buffalo Tessa, f*ck off and take all the rest with you, rat.
    On other news, today I fixed a door lock and considered buying a wire brush.

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