Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Jill Gascoine the veteran actress best known for her role in The Gentle Touch and Cats eyes would be next to die.Gascoine was 83 and died from complications from Alzheimer’s disease.
On to Deadpool 160
The rules:
1)Pick 5 cunts you think will be next to snuff it next.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)
2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My nominations (Shaun)
Jimmy Greaves
Derek Draper
Nick Cordero
Nobby Stiles
Leon Spinks
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
I’m not partaking this time round because it seems pretty obvious that B&WC is going to win with Kim Jong Un
0
Yes but will it count if it turns out the cunt has been dead a fortnight? Stewards inquiry for sure.
5
Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba The Greek
George Shultz – US businessman / politician under Nixon and Reagan
Anthony (Tony) Book – Former Man City player and manager
Jamie Farr – US actor e.g. cross-dressing Cpl Klinger in M*A*S*H
Julian Bream – Classical guitarist
0
Patricia Routledge
Gerry Marsden
Lee Majors
Jerry Lee Lewis
Ray Brooks (Voice of Mr Benn)
0
Lee Majors – C-19
Rowen Atkinson – Car crash
Stephen Fry – Suicide
Hugh Edward’s- Auto erotic asphyxiation
Russell Brand- Overdose
2
I’ve nabbed Lee Majors.
See above 👆
0
Bob Dole
Jimmy Tarbuck
Dick Van Dyke
Angela Lansbury
Jimmy Carter
0
Is this dead pool or wish pool?
1
Raul Castro
Thelma Barlow
Eileen Ash
Beverly Clearly
Anne Buydens
Nice work Lord B.
0
Rick Wakeman
Ian Lavender
Michael Fish
Keef Richards
Stevie Wonder
0
Jack Smethurst
Paul o’Grady
Dennis Waterman
Brian Blessed
Prunella Scales
0
Jack Smethurst
Paul O’Grady
Prunella Scales
Jim Dale
Peter Sutcliffe
0
Gary Glitter
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Tim Currie
Bob Barker
Robert Duvall
0
Swap Prunella Scales for John Savident (Fred Elliott off Coronation street)
0
Change Peter Sutcliffe for Milton Johns
0
Brigitte Bardot
Chris Farlowe
Peggy Spencer (Archers actress)
Patricia green (ditto)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The beverly hillbillies)
0
Chris Farlowe taken
0
bugger, thought I’d managed to sneak one in that no-one else had thought about…
I’ll have to substitute him with Van morrison then, if that cunt’s not taken yet
0
Jerry Stiller
Larry King
Donald Rumsfeld
Bob Barker
Mary Berry
Great Shot Lord B – bullseye!
0
Mel Brookes replacing Bob Barker
0
Good call LB.
Roy ‘Cathchphrase’ Walker
Roger ‘Nookie Bear’ de Courcey
Len ‘7’ Goodman
Linda ‘Tara King’ Thorson
Anna ‘Ohhhh Arthur’ Karen.
2
Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Little Richard
Good Shot Lord B.
0
Sorry Dick Angela Lansbury already taken by my good self earlier 👍👍
2
No bother Mr. Bamboo.
I’ll have Richard Williams (father of Serena) instead.
0
Tyre swing incident ?
Chiggun choke ?
0
Billy Idol.
Bill Wyman.
William Shatner.
Norman Lloyd.
Lady C.
0
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Madeleine albright
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Bob Dylan
Bill Wyman
Donovan
Ian Anderson
Eric Clapton
(Notice the theme?!)
0
Ben Bradshaw
Anita Harris
Cliff Richard
John Major
Ken Clarke
Good darts Lord B
2
Dirk Benedict (Face)
Dwight Shultz (Murdock)
Mr.T (BA)
Walter Koenig (Pavel Chekov)
George Takei (Mr Sulu)
1
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane
1
The Gentle Touch was a good series and Jill was top TV totty as Maggie Forbes. RIP.
Thomas Henderson Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry ‘Frankie Barrow’ Woolf
Patsy ‘Erica Davidson’ King
Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
1
George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek
Pope Francis
Good one biryani
0
Eileen Derbyshire
Harry Roberts
Capt Tom Moore
Tommy Docherty
Eddie Van Halen
0
I’ve already bagged The Doc. Sorry, George.
0
Matthew Perry
Steven Seagal
Val Kilmer
Brendan Fraser
Carl Reiner
0