Dead Pool [160]

Posted on April 29, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Jill Gascoine the veteran actress best known for her role in The Gentle Touch and Cats eyes would be next to die.Gascoine was 83 and died from complications from Alzheimer’s disease.

On to Deadpool 160

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think will be next to snuff it next.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Jimmy Greaves
Derek Draper
Nick Cordero
Nobby Stiles
Leon Spinks

89 thoughts on “Dead Pool [160]”

Ruff Tuff Creampuff on April 29, 2020 at 1:56 pm said:

Lady Rachel Billington
Pete Best
Buster Bloodvessel
Helios Creed
Imelda Marcos

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- Miserable northern cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:00 pm said:
  
  Beast of Bolsover
  Prince philip
  The queen
  Vera Lynn
  Eric Clapton
  
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  - Dioclese on April 29, 2020 at 2:38 pm said:
    
    You missed Vera by 3 minutes. Bad luck!
    
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  - Miserable northern cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:44 pm said:
    
    Swap her for sheridan smith.
    😁
    .
    
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- Miserable northern cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:48 pm said:
  
  Rtc@
  Are you sharing your noms with your mate Jack?😁
  
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  - Liberal Liquidator on April 29, 2020 at 5:12 pm said:
    
    Has ‘Sticky Fingers’ Creampuff got a DP nemesis?
    
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  - Miserable northern cunt on April 29, 2020 at 5:40 pm said:
    
    Caught stealing LL!
    Got called on it too.
    If you get in early an nick whatever you like it causes mayhem, i love it!☺
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on April 29, 2020 at 7:18 pm said:
    
    I got trolled LL. Admin dealt with it.
    
    Am happy to share with anyone who asks politely.
    
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Chas C on April 29, 2020 at 1:57 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Richard Penniman (Little Richard)
Vera Lynn

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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on April 29, 2020 at 1:59 pm said:

Rhonda Fleming
Marge Champion
Zizi Jeanmaire
Tom Lehner
John Woodvine

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- Duke of Cuntshire on April 29, 2020 at 6:57 pm said:
  
  Always wondered who Peter Sarstedt was singing about.
  So that’s how you spell it.
  
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Pedantic cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:02 pm said:

President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland

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Black and White Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:02 pm said:

Kim Jong Un
Murray Walker
David Van Day
Frank Williams (F1)
Yaphet Kotto

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Whymeforfucksake. on April 29, 2020 at 2:03 pm said:

Neil Kinnock. Paul McCartney. Ringo Starr. John Prescott. Duke of Edinburgh

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Black and White Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:05 pm said:

I remember Cats Eyes when I was a young cunt, used to have brand new XR3 i’s and Rs Turbo in it didn’t it?

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Whymeforfucksake. on April 29, 2020 at 2:06 pm said:

Swap Greek Phil for Nancy pelosi

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Dioclese on April 29, 2020 at 2:11 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Cpt. Tom Moore
Leslie Phillips

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- Miserable northern cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:46 pm said:
  
  I nearly put Major Tom Dio but thought id get lynched!😠
  
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Bob Frapples on April 29, 2020 at 2:14 pm said:

Henry Kissinger
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Kenny Noye

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Captain Magnanimous on April 29, 2020 at 2:14 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck, Biryani.
Back in the 80s she could’ve given me a Genital Touch anytime, the sexy bint.

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- Lord Biryani on April 29, 2020 at 4:35 pm said:
  
  I thank you kind sir.
  
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Jack The Cunter on April 29, 2020 at 2:15 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on Lord Biryanight.

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Freddie the Frog on April 29, 2020 at 2:15 pm said:

Thieving cunts on this site

Everton Weekes
Henry Kissinger
Lord Heseltine Cunt
Gina Lollobrigida
Joni Mitchell

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- Smeggy Frenulum on April 29, 2020 at 2:20 pm said:
  
  Even worse than you thought – Bob Frapples has Henry Kissinger
  
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Gutstick Japseye on April 29, 2020 at 2:16 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Rodrigo Alves, or whatever the cunt is calling itself today.

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on April 29, 2020 at 2:16 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Tom Jones
Lyndsey Buckingham
Mick Fleetwood

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Jack The Cunter on April 29, 2020 at 2:16 pm said:

Biryanight ?
Never fucking heard of him.

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- Lord Biryani on April 29, 2020 at 4:47 pm said:
  
  I was wondering who that cunt was.
  
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Smeggy Frenulum on April 29, 2020 at 2:17 pm said:

Gordon Brown
John Prescott
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Alastair Campbell

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Freddie the Frog on April 29, 2020 at 2:17 pm said:

Bollocks, shit, some cunt has nicked Kissinger too.
Fuck it…….Peter Sutcliffe

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- Bob Frapples on April 29, 2020 at 2:20 pm said:
  
  Your welcome Freddie.
  
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Paul Maskinback on April 29, 2020 at 2:18 pm said:

I’m getting in early due to thieving cuntbags on this forum.

Geoffrey Palmer
Olivia Newton John
Kenneth Cope
Jet Black
Michael Barratt

Shame to hear about Jill. I remember the Gentle Touch screened on Friday evenings in the early 80s. Fair play to Jill, she held her own in that gritty drama.

RIP.

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:18 pm said:

Bill Odie
Graeme Garden
Sidney Poitier
Shirley Williams
Chris Farlowe

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Freddie the Frog on April 29, 2020 at 2:21 pm said:

Oh for fucks sake, now some bastard has nicked the ripper!

Ok……..Billy Connolly

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- Black and White Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 2:53 pm said:
  
  It’s a timed draw for Billy Connolly between you and Spoonington.
  Who is going to be a Gentleman and let the other have him?
  
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  - Freddie the Frog on April 29, 2020 at 3:40 pm said:
    
    Shit stirrer. I was first, any cunt can see that. Fuck off and mind your own business B&W.
    
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  - Black and White Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 4:13 pm said:
    
    Admin Freddie is being mean to me…ban him. ,😁
    
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  - Freddie the Frog on April 29, 2020 at 5:02 pm said:
    
    Grass. 🤬🔨🔪⚰️🗡
    
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  - Black and White Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 5:41 pm said:
    
    ⚔️ ☠️🇯🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
    
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Spoonington on April 29, 2020 at 2:21 pm said:

Billy Connelly,
Jo Brand,
Mary Berry,
James Corden,
Jamie Oliver

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J R Cuntley on April 29, 2020 at 2:22 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Ian St John

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'Er indoors on April 29, 2020 at 2:31 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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Dick Byrne on April 29, 2020 at 2:55 pm said:

Bernie Clifton
Richard Stilgoe
Maureen Lipman
Penny Rimbaud
Jackie Stallone

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HBelindaHubbard on April 29, 2020 at 3:07 pm said:

Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic Bumley
Ton Koopman
Norman Lebrecht

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Shackledragger cunt on April 29, 2020 at 3:08 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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Wanksock on April 29, 2020 at 3:10 pm said:

Chuck Yeager
Mario Andretti
Buzz Aldrin
Ted Dexter
Ken Clarke

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on April 29, 2020 at 3:15 pm said:

Leonard Fenton
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
June Brown

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- Miserable northern cunt on April 29, 2020 at 3:19 pm said:
  
  Tomb Raider issue of deadpool! Bodysnatching left right n centre!!😁😁😁
  
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Cumnock Cunt on April 29, 2020 at 3:41 pm said:

Jerry lee Lewis
Willie Nelson
Mickey Gilley
Pope Francis ( island stealer one)
Pope Benedict ( nazi youth one)

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