Conspiracy Theories (3)

CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
A posting on the 5g nom (07/04.) has me putting forth mine. Thus,…BIG SPECTACLES ON WIMMIN. YES BIG SPECTACLES ON WIMMIN !!!

Heres how it works: Before people started getting ill and dying from the chinky bat soup coup there were some wimmin on tv with big gregories. Now, folk are ill and dying,there are wimmin experts popping up everywhere on tv and to a man (so to speak) they all have BIG SPECS!! (This does not make them appear intelligent,it doesnt, just twattish)

The virus is spread down the tv wires from their spectacles and infection transmitted onwards to a 5g tower, thence on to the brutish british populace. The expert wimmin are of course immune due to the BIG SPEC saver immunity for wimminz .Now, it is being established that men are more likely to succumb and die from the flumanchu , specs or not!! Wimmins immunity see?

Further, how many rinky dinks have you seen wearing specs, big or otherwise. Damn few eh? eh? eh? They started this and got the worst of it initially. Should have gone to spec savers eh wot the dirty cunting fuckers.

What are your theories esteemed cuntmeisters?

Ps I have BIG SPECS and feel fine, but then again I am a cunt and pissed a lot of the time lately.

Nominated by the cunt of montybisto

136 thoughts on “Conspiracy Theories (3)

  1. Eating Quorn instead of meat reduces your carbon footprint and helps prevent climate change. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT! Dont try to guilt me out of eating meat, you stuck-up woke vegan twats!

    • Quorn? Braver man than me!
      My mates brother?
      He ate some, 9month later?
      Gave birth to conjoined twins!
      The Goverment dont want you to know about it.

  2. I had no eye protection during the last eclipse and tried to view it through a colander.
    Really strained my eyes….

  3. Big gregories + Emma Barnett = cunt.
    Big gregories + Layla Moran = cunt.
    Big gregories + Diane Abbott = cunt.
    Not a theory, it’s a fucking fact.
    QED.

  4. In order to breathe life, the type of conspiracy theories Icke and his ilk peddle – the type I assume the nom proposed we discuss – depends on how much cunts want to believe in them, not on the amount of water they hold.

    In the end they say more about us than the validity of what they purport to expose.

    • I blame the Jews!
      Or them ‘moon men’ out of them flying saucers.
      They murdered Elvis.
      Them an that there Bigfoot.

      • The Juwes are
        The men that
        Will not
        be Blamed
        for nothing

        (Jack the Ripper 1888)

      • Thats a direct quote isnt it Ruff, saw that before.
        Nowadays Jack the Ripper would be more castigated for antisemitism than cutting up women.
        He was a royal you know?๐Ÿ˜(โฌ†pisstaking)

      • Of course I know he was a royal.

        Prince Eddy.

        I have a book to prove it.

        Posted that earlier today. ๐Ÿ˜Š

      • Big FEET MNC! (Nobody thought of that one, collaborating with the Moon Men like they were Frenchies those suspicious sasquatches were!)
        And Elvis had to go down for capping Monroe to cover up the fact she was in league with the Moon Men – this is all true but probably best to always put something in about Jews and the Illuminati to be on the safe side – covers all the (Moon) bases! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Don’t let Freddie the Frog catch you saying that. It’s rumoured that in 1984 he sang bass ribbit in the Frog Chorus.

  6. Big FEET MNC! (Nobody thought of that one, collaborating with the Moon Men like they were Frenchies those suspicious sasquatches were!)
    And Elvis had to go down for capping Monroe to cover up the fact she was in league with the Moon Men – this is all true but probably best to always put something in about Jews and the Illuminati to be on the safe side – covers all the (Moon) bases! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜€

      • Foxy im worried the government are after me,
        Want me silenced!
        Ive started driving in figure 8s to see if I’m being followed, and lined the walls with lead.
        They try and get you with radio waves=fact!
        ๐Ÿš€ beware the moon men.

      • They are hiding in my bin and filming me MNC! It’s obvious if you use the Higgs – Bosun theory – if there’s nothing there there’s bound to be something there! (Cost me a f*ck load less to find that one out – take a bow Professor Fox!)
        I feel the authorities have had me on their list as a dangerous subservive for a while, but they won’t catch the Fox – those G Men Admin sent to recover the fiver and cornetto didn’t get a sniff – away on me paws I was like The Varlet Pimpernel, it was like the coppers were outside!
        But luckily my window boxes are sprouting – the veg concentration stops the radio waves you see!

  7. Most conspiracies concerning governments are to hide two things, greed or incompetence, or both.

  8. Whatever happened to that Mohammed Fayed reptile who used to own celebrity shite-shop Harrods? He was seething and snarling his theories for years.

    She was murdered!
    My son was murdered!
    She was pregnant with a muzzie!
    My shop has quality goods!

    Hoo-ee, what an unpleasant cunt.

    • There were some unanswered questions regarding that incident.
      Verdict-Unlawful killing.

  9. Call me a conspiracy theorist but all iโ€™ve heard from Johnson and Hancock today is……..immigration, immigration and more immigration.

    • Yeah… but Johnson has never hidden the fact that he’s pro immigration. Brexit for him was always just a means to an end. Mind you, compared to Starmer he’s virtually Nigel Farage!

      Hancock is only there to make Boris look Prime Ministerial.

      Evening Freddie.

  10. One of the most hilarious ones was from that asylum fodder fat cunt, Spivey…
    He claimed that Rolling Stone, Brian Jones did not die in his swimming pool in July 1969. And that Jones later resurfaced as -wait for it – David Bowie.

    The fact that the Stones (including Jones) were once seen in the same vicinity as a young Bowie around 1967 or 68 seems be lost on the demented fat fuck. Also the fact that there is no similarity whatsoever between the two men (apart from their surname) doesn’t sway the demented attention seeking fat pig…

  11. โ€˜Rinky Dinksโ€……..list my shit at that beautiful phrase! Thank you, the whole cunting was good, but that wee phrase is pure gold and I love you for it!
    Cheers n that x

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