Not so Breaking news, more the flaming obvious.

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As every one is going off topic and getting on my tits, Philip Schofield has made a number of announcements on social media and on live TV.

I for my part am surprised at the surprised reaction of a number of contributors. My rule of the thumb is if you use more beauty products than your partner then there is an issue (either way), so please feel free to mumble and grumble here.

as yet whether he likes cock or arse is not clear, but his mum and family love him, so should you.

Yours Day admin.

 

185 thoughts on “Not so Breaking news, more the flaming obvious.”

    • Obviously somebody he has been arse fucking is about to spill the beans so he’s got in first. A statement of the bleeding obvious if you ask me.

      • Seems you beat me to it as i was just about to say now we know how had his hand up Gordon’s arse.

      • Schofield a bumder? No, never! Wouldn’t have thought it!

        A puddle jumper for sure. As camp as Christmas. The only thing that shocks me is that the number of people (in my office) that are in complete shock about this. Especially after I told them my thoughts several weeks ago that Schofield was a raving poove.

      • In other surprising news:
        The EU are cunts.
        Epstein didn’t kill himself.
        Religion is a load of nonsense.
        Markle is a gold-digging bitch.

      • What pisses me off royally is the reports of Schofield being ‘so very brave’ for coming out of his broom cupboard.

        It maybe just me, but I have myopia when it comes to seeing Schofield’s bravery for announcing that he is a great big chutney ferret.

        Bravery is a soldier facing gunfire, mines, booby traps etc. in Syria, not this great fucking mincing whelk.

        Cunt.

      • Makes me fucking puke.

        So the cunt lives a lie for 27 years and ‘finally comes out’.

        Fuck off.

        As other cunters have stated he was about to be outed, either that or the ratings are so fucked the bosses at ITV were about to pull the plug.

        How fucking perverse is it that we’re being fed this ‘brave’ shite when his wife in particular and kids must be humiliated beyond belief.

        Imagine being on the receiving end of that news and all you see is wall to wall coverage of how brave the lying cheating bastard husband you thought you knew but actually didn’t, gets all over the TV.

        I really didn’t have an opinion one way or the other on Schofield but I do now.

        What a bastard cunt.

      • There’s nothing brave about doing something that furthers your media profile and has cunts falling over themselves to congratulate you.

      • Phillip Schofield is applying for the captaincy of Surrey Cricket Club.

        After all, he’s been ball tampering for years and never got caught.

    • You’re right RTC its not really breaking news. I think everyone knew before him. We could have told it years ago. That ‘holier than thou’ cunt has finally folded. Can’t stand him and always knew there was something. Just wait for the kiss and smell stories. Today is a good day, there is a god.

      • And now “Schofield the gay” will be guaranteed every presenting job the snowflake media can throw at him – plus of course a well paid documentary about his “Suffering and struggles etc”.
        Super injunction on Gordon the Gopher, he was never at Barrymore’s!

    • Just saw a clip of him being interviewed, what a whimpering little cunt, anyone would think he had been caught kiddy fiddling.

      Looks like a gay, quacks like a gay, definitely gay!!

      Wanker.

    • Everyone RTC!
      And I’ll bet he fisted that f*cking gopher like a butcher in a swimming pool!
      But at least we know why he is the only Man in ITV who hasn’t f*cked Willoughby!

    • That is sooo brave .
      Hang on why didn’t he do it years ago when he was hanging about with Gordon the gofer, or however you spell it????
      Could it be because he was shit scared his budding TV career might have vanished?
      We’ll never know folks.

      Utter cunt.

  2. Anyone catch that Barrymore thing?
    Hes guilty as fuck (in my opinion)
    That lad in the pool, had massive anal injuries.
    Michael should swing from the gibbet.

    • Apparently there were only two donut punchers at that party – Barrymore and his ‘lover’ at the time.

      I can’t think that any straight person would contemplate harming another person by inserting a large inanimate objects in their arsehole. I suspect this was some cocaine-fuelled bumder sex play that got out of control.

      Hang the cunt from a length of stout rope!

      • I agree PM dirty Michael should swing from the end of a rope. Failing that a long stretch in prison, sickening when he tried blaming paramedics for the injuries.

    • agree – why hasn’t he and all the ‘witnesses’ been charged with conspiracy to pervert the course of justice – 10 years the lot of ’em???

    • Yeah I saw that. Barrymore and his two bum pals obviously killed him by shoving something up his arse and then chucked him in the pool to make it look like a drowning. The Police were hopeless, failing to secure the scene and allowing evidence to be removed. They should be above pandering to some cunt just because he is rich and famous. Wankers.

      • I reckon he did Brian Jones from the Rolling Stones too!
        Another mysterious body in pool.
        What you were only 10yrs Michael?
        Full of excuses arent you?!!

      • Awight Michael!
        “As long as the f*cking witnesses keep quiet I am”!
        Fist it lucky – and where was Schofield?
        Gordon the gopher in a gimp mask wielding the “Extra large anal intruder”!
        “Noooo! F*ck – tip him in the pool while I f*ck off”!

      • If the reward went north of £100K, I reckon someone at that party would blab.

        Stuart Lubbock’s Dad should crowdfund the reward increase; they will piss £100K easy and probably go on to north of a quarter of a million squid.

        “Awwight in the pool? No my fucking ring is the size of a dustbin lid”

    • How he’s avoided the gallows I’ll never know.
      Always hated the cunt with his cockney wide boy chirpy pish.
      Swing fucker swing.

      Cunt.

    • Ahhhh but that’s the rub , now we know what we know now a certain Mr schofield could have been at that party eh?.

    • I know Willie, all those years mincing on the sofa talking about fashion, wimminz issues and celebrity chit-chat were an elaborate ruse to show us he was a modern man in touch with his feelings.

    • His voice has changed now hes come out!
      Bit fruitier?!
      Just seen him on telly, sounds more Kenneth Williams.

      • Yep great shout LL. That’s been staring us all in the face for a decade. Breakfast TV is swarming with mincers. Richard Arnold and that weird looking fashion bloke.

        PS fabulous picture at the top Admin. Suggest you don’t bow in acknowledgment as some cock crazy cretin will bum you as you bend over.

    • Who gives a fuck?

      Coming out was a big deal 20 years ago, but these days no one really gives two shits – other than other sleb lovies and Fleet Street editors.

      • He didn’t just come out as gay, he bravely came out as gay. Lie you said being gay is no big deal and hasn’t been for a long time.

        He’s been a coward about it for many years, if I was cynical I’d think he’s either been caught out or threatened with being outed. Another national treasure.

        on the nose.

  4. Philip Schofield has made a statement that he’s gay. Pope. Catholic. Bear 🐻. Shit💩.Woods

    • Dancing on Ice star Ian H Watkins, who recently made history by dancing with his same-sex partner on the show, welcomed Schofield to “our beautiful rainbow family!”

      Pass the sick bucket.

      • The girlfriend was watching that the other day and i was furious , i’ts bad enough that cunt being on the telly let alone dancing with another shirt lifting cunt. The only time i was more furious was when ………arghhhh it’s so painful to say his name as i hate him so much…..give me a minute…… Fucking Rylan ,that cunt wanker bastard twat talentless shit house was presenting this morning with his FUCKING HUSBAND ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. They was praised for being the first ever gay couple to present a show together , no wonder Phillip had him on the show . I’m off shopping now as the mere mention of his name winds me up.

      • Barrymore was due to be in the cunts on ice programme but he unfortunately ‘broke his wrist’ during training and had to withdraw from the series before it started. More likely the producers got wind of the up and coming documentary and told Barrymore to fuck off.

      • I suppose Ian Watkins of Steps needs the H to distinguish himself from the LostProphets frontman and convicted paedophile, Ian Watkins.

        At this point, I would’ve legally changed my name to simply ‘H from Steps’ , someone Russell Howard claims to be often mistaken for, and yet Howard is a cross-eyed Dobbie impersonator.

        Bit late on that one, have a listen.

        https://youtu.be/RleE–HDBiU

  7. Phillip Schofield’s wife now says she knew from the moment he took her up the aisle 27 years ago.

    Ooooh I say😱

  9. Good on him, staying in the closet can be dangerous……..

    Your thinking about chest freezers, this is different

  10. 🎶 He’s gay, he’s bent
    His arse is out to rent 🎶

    27 years in a closet with the door hanging off the hinges. Like fuck his wife knew about it. Women can’t see it the way we can.

  11. You’re not the Admin who came out the other day in the “use of the word So” nom at 6.19 pm are you?

    Probably, I have just had to move fucking shit loads of comments from 3 topics to get this one straight. why?

  12. He has that twitchy mouth that many gay men seem to have. Lips quivering in the anticipation of received and sucking hard on throbbing bellend, I guess.

    Should have been a giveaway to all the shocked and confused wandering around dazed today like a Jap soldier several years after WW2 ended.

    I bet Schofield has handled more helmets than Niki Lauda.

    • I’m in Cafe Nero Paul crying with laughter after your quivering mouth comment😂😂😂

  13. OH PLEASE. Stevie Wonder could see this bloke was gay way back when he was larging it up in the broom cupboard with Gordon the Gopher.

    Not so much ‘in the broom cupboard’, more like ‘in the closet’, methinks.

    Yet another pathetic, “confused” gay man who sees fit to drag a woman into his shit, marry her, get her pregnant TWICE, but then stop lying to himself years down the line, after having used someone to hide his true self and upset his children (undoubtedly) with his about face.

    WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUNT.

    • “Drag a woman into his shit.” Ewww! Some fellas around ‘ere may be subliminally or subconsciously triggered by that.

  14. Completely agree with the nomination poster — why all the fuss???! It was blatantly obvious he was gay. Much the same when athlete Colin Jackson came out a few years back. Fuck’s sake! Wake up, people!

    considering your user name, would you like to share with us?

    • Afternoon Funboy!
      Remember . . . . “It Ain’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it!”
      😀

      • Afternoon, Bertram. How art thou? Fine an’ dandy, one hopes. Indeed it is, ol’ son. And even Little Richard agrees, as he used those words verbatim in his song ‘ I Got It’.

        Incidentally, at the height of his career, Little Richard turned his back on the music business and, er, entered the ministry.

      • FFS, it’s Bertrand! You really will have to do your homework on the group “Funboy Three.”
        I’ve not really made up my mind whether it’s you or me that’s taking the piss.
        😀

      • You will have to change your username to something more commanding and aristocratic like Fiddler and a few other have Blunty.

      • Afternoon LL. I’ve been thinking of ditching Percy for some time.
        If he died, he’d be a real weight off my shoulder.

      • Bertie’s been taking the piss all afternoon Funboy. I can’t imagine what’s got into him. Maybe it’s Phillip Schofield…

    • I think a moniker change may be in order Funboy, everyone’s getting the wrong idea. I have a ministry of cunt-munchers, if you’d like I can ordain you to dispel the rumours.

  15. I’ve been thinking about this for some time, and I’ve decided that this is something I can’t put off any longer. I have to bare my soul and be true to myself, no matter how much emotional anguish I am subjecting myself to.

    I am heterosexual.

    There, I’ve said it. Now everybody knows and I don’t care. I feel free for the first time in my life, as though a great burden has been lifted off me. Two or three ISAC contributors may be disappointed but coming out is a wonderful thing, and I recommend it to the rest of you cunters.

    • I am completely repulsed and disgusted by this. You’re dead to me now. 🤣

      Oh wait…..I like girls too. Aaaaggggghhhhhh!

    • You’ve got my number Allan if you ever need to talk and let off some steam.
      When I came out it was hard, but Philip was not complaining. He was moaning a bit though

    • While everyone’s being brave I’d like to open up about my addiction to tranny porn and strong coffee. It feels good.

      • Mpg, there was a nom on here a couple of days ago, the picture showed two pouting munters. If all women looked like the one on the right, you’d have been in with a chance.

  18. If he’d been shagging some wench he would be pilloried but because he’s been shafting a bloke they want to make him a saint

    • Absolutely fucking right, an affair’s an affair whether it’s man, woman, or goat. I don’t understand anything anymore, I don’t consider myself a highly moral person but fuck me rigid what has happened to people’s standards and principles?

  19. I can’t believe for one moment his Mrs never knew he was a raving mince. FFS you only have to take one look at him to know that. Or as someone else said “ is it only other blokes that can spot it “ ?

    • You would have thought her finding skidmarks in the front of his pants would have given it away.

      • Ah that’s easily explained away, it’s the blood that one needs to be clever about…

  20. Well iv’e just come on line and it seems i’m spoilt for choice today what with this and Philip (i’m so bent i can’t lie in bed straight) Schofield etc. I’ts just as well i’m off work today as i guess it’s gonna be a long long long long day of total and utter cunting .

  23. hey, what a wonderful site!
    Came across it while travelin the Appallachian Mountains listening to Andre Rieu playing 100 years of Strauss …. brilliant ….. oops gotta go …… too many donuts …….

  24. His Mrs must be the only person on earth who didn’t know he was a proof. I didn’t know he was married and had no idea he was anything other than a shirt lifter

    • Fuck 27 years – if I was married to a bloke it would take mere seconds for my husband to twig I was straight.

      Why would you even consider such a thing?

  25. It would be far ‘braver’ to come out as straight in luvvieland these days.
    Listen, Colonel H Jones storming an enemy machine gun nest on a cold mountain in the Falklands is brave.
    Telling showbiz types you suck cock is not.
    Oh Phillip you’re SO BRAVE!
    Piss off twat.

    • not sure about that, I have done silly things, went to rescue a crew from a burning tank once (Stupid because they had all fucked off) but I would not put someones cock in my mouth.

  26. I just checked and discovered that I in fact, don’t give a crap about his life style choices. If you want to be gay, be gay. That’s fine. What gets on my tits is all the drama about ‘coming out’. I would imagine there are very few people who actually give a crap either. Just talk inane gibberish, smile at the camera and do your fucking job. End of.

    I’ll say this though, if having caught The Gayness (hat tip to Dick Fiddler) is no big deal because it’s normal, is an everyday part of normal life and is just steeped in ‘normalness’, why all the drama and revelation? I’ll tell you. It’s about seeking acceptance for being different, in essence for not being normal. I don’t judge, but FFS can the gays just wind their necks back in because I really don’t think many people care one way or the other.

  27. Fucking hell my World is ending. Another TV hero bent. I feel deep sadness for his wife of 27 years. Just think about the consequences to a spouses health if the other half is on the Putney towpath or frequents what was known as gobblers gulch. Dose of clap would be the least of their worries. Wonder if our Paul has had any dealings with Vazaline’s Romanian rentboys good decorators by all accounts. This Paul geezer does he do weird adverts with a small goat?

    • Vaz has sent his engineer round to reset Schofield’s washing machine to Rainbow colours only.

  28. Only now have I tried reading about Schofield.
    It’s fucking pathetic. He was in tears and people congratulated him for being brave.
    He didn’t land by glider in the dark and storm Pegasus Bridge. He told everyone he’s a fruit, which everyone knew.
    Another wonderful role model for todays youngsters to aspire to.
    Talk about a fucked country/society.

    Attention seeking cunt.

    • I reckon that ship sailed quite some time ago Telly!

      We certainly don’t have enough of the Gayness on TV so I for one commend the dirty cock loving slut for breaking the norm. But then again, I only watch John Wayne films on repeats. I’m sure you are all exaggerating, I thought we were still gassing the poofs with 11 holed shower heads.

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