As every one is going off topic and getting on my tits, Philip Schofield has made a number of announcements on social media and on live TV.
I for my part am surprised at the surprised reaction of a number of contributors. My rule of the thumb is if you use more beauty products than your partner then there is an issue (either way), so please feel free to mumble and grumble here.
as yet whether he likes cock or arse is not clear, but his mum and family love him, so should you.
Yours Day admin.
I was shocked when I heard the news, I mean, it was totally out of character and not something that I ever thought I’d hear about old Phil.
But it seems it’s true…. He actually DID have a wife and children
Shocking revelation.
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I just hope he washes his cock before getting the wife to dress up as a cowboy and give him a blowjob.
Years ago when he was in Joseph fucks his amazing goat we were out on the lash and inadvertently found ourselves outside the theatre stage door after a show. One of the lads hid behind a bin and repeatedly shouted “Gordon the gopher!” To the consternation of the many schoolgirls waiting to see their hunky hero. Wrong tree and barking there girls. I was twatted as well and found this to be genius improvised comedy. You probably had to be there.
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I reckon Philip will be looking for a job on the bbc next.
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The rumour mill has it that he was snuffling a runner for the studios, upset said runner who threatened to spill the beans hence the hasty confession.
I have details but admin fuhrer might be reticent about scurrilous accusations so I’ll leave this in the air.
Filthy uphill gardeners.
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The rumour mill has it that he was snuffling a runner for the studios, upset said runner who threatened to spill the beans hence the hasty confession.
I have details but admin fuhrer might be reticent about scurrilous accusations so I’ll leave this in the air.
Filthy uphill gardeners
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