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Elizabeth Banks is rapidly making herself a contender for cunt of the year.

For those who don’t know, Banks is the Director of the latest Charlie’s Angels film (yes, they actually made one). Nobody asked for this film, nobody wanted this movie. And, perhaps predictably, that lack of desire for this film has translated into abysmal box office takings ($8 million so far). In fact, Banks did predict that the she’d directed a steaming pile of dog shit, because before the film was released, was she busy getting her excuses in first. Anyone care to guess who she blamed for the film being a flop? Yes, that’s right, toxic white males.

Banks made a film that was aimed squarely at women, snowflake women. However, the film didn’t flop because it was badly written, badly acted and had that well known charisma vacuum, Kristen Stewart in the lead role. It didn’t flop because non-snowflake women didn’t give a toss about this film. It flopped because white men, a group that the film was specifically NOT aimed at, didn’t go to see it.

White men are responsible for the new Charlie’s Angels film being a massive flop. It’s got nothing to do with Elizabeth Banks herself, who was director and joint producer, it’s white men, because, y’know, white men bad. You see, even though Banks made a film that was aimed solely at snowflake women, Hollywood apparently now considers it to be compulsory that us toxic white males go to see EVERY film they make, so that we can be blamed when it inevitably bombs.

Like I said, nobody asked for this film and nobody wanted it, except money grabbing film execs. I haven’t seen it myself, but considering it’s apparently SJW as fuck, I’m going to hazard a guess that the plot involves an evil white man hatching some kind of nefarious plot to kill a powerful woman/steal a large amount of money/take over the US or the World, or some combination of that. Cue three young policewomen/federal agents/special forces/CIA, who just happen to be the bestest, toughest wahmen evar…being giving the job of bringing said evil white man to justice. This will probably involve car chases, shoot outs in which they never miss, because they’re like the bestest shots evar, explosions and fights in which they hilariously beat the shit out of men two to three times their size. Anyway, to cut a long story short, they eventually find evil white man, whom they promptly beat the shit out of, before arresting/killing him, after he’s had his genitals severed in a manner that the SJW mind considers hilarious. There, my fellow evil white men. Now you don’t need to go and see this shit show…err…film. So, it’s YOUR fault that, like an SJW’s cock, it’s a flop.

The fact that Banks was making excuses before the film had even been released, shows that she knew how bad it was. But rather than do the honourable and honest thing, and admit that she’d fucked up, she chose to do what Hollywood has been doing for the past few years, blame white men. Like I said, the film was not aimed at men. As far as I’m aware, men have not complained about the film. But somehow it’s our fault anyway.

Well, I’m not taking the fucking blame for this. Especially now that Paul Feig (Ghostbusters 2016) has decided to back Banks up. The reason this film flopped, the real reason, is the same reason that so many other films have flopped over the past few years. It’s badly written SJW bullshit.

Fuck you, Elizabeth Banks, you cunt. YOU’RE the reason that your film flopped. Get back to cinematic school.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

say “Movie” again I treble dare you mother fucker!

Yours day Admin.

100 thoughts on “Elizabeth Banks”

  1. She might be a complete and utter SJW snowflakery virtue signalling cunt, but I’d still take her up the back door!

    That is all

  2. Time was you went to see a film to be entertained; now it appears that the film goer is there to be indoctrinated.

    • Mind you, I cannot see the bosses of the film studios backing repeated failures at the box office.

      • Quite right Guzzi. As mentioned earlier I’m delighted Joker has done so well as it’s been sending the soy mob apoplectic, it “enables white males” apparently…? Beaten Captain Marvel at the box office too, brilliant!

      • It won’t be long before the fuckwits at Hollywood realise churning out patronising virtue signalling shite will inevitably backfire as the majority of the viewing public (of all creeds, colours and genders) finally say “enough is enough of this woke crap!”

    • A modern Leni Riefenstahl except people’s neighbours won’t dob them in for a camp holiday for not watching her crap, yet.

  3. Let’s face it, Banks is like any other pampered snowflake – she can’t admit to her own failings, in much the same way some losing Labour politicians are kicking up a fuss about how “unfair” and “unjust” the election was when constituents voted for the other ticket!

    Well in the latter example, people voted for common sense, and not for political touchy-feely bollocks. And now yet again the majority have spoken once more and basically ignored Charlie’s Angels for the crock of woke shit it really is!

    Don’t blame the evil white man, Banks, blame the way you were brought up in your safe little “yes, you’re so right, darling” bubble; and how you just cannot get over the fact you’re fucking crap at directing films!

    • I haven’t seen the movie, but the trailers were enough of a demonstration of ‘now’ shiteness.

      If Elizabeth Banks could keep keep opinions to herself, and use that mouth as most men want it used, then I’d gladly smash her doors in.

  4. I read that made a film of the musical Cats and apparently…it’s a stinker. 0\10s all round. Shouldn’t be surprised as James Cordon is one of the voices. That chubby, smiling hippo has always punched monstrously above his weight, and many others would like to punch him him monstrously in his weight. How about a salad, you fat fucker.

    • Spot on General, that fat cunt makes my teeth itch. How the US has fallen for that gobshite I will never know. And yes that Cats film looks fucking atrocious, Judi Dench’s withered noggin plastered onto a godawful CGI cat body, Jesus

      • Clearly the white man is to blame!

        Good job Steptoe didn’t win the election otherwise he would have introduced a new tax on white working & middle class men between the ages of 35 and 80!

        This Diversity Tax would be used to pay for “Woks In Need”, and keep them in a lifestyle only those very same evil white men were used to!

      • It looks bloody atrocious. Worse than Charlie’s Femmos. Can’t they re-make Blazing Saddles with extra insults?

      • I can’t understand why Cats bombed so badly. After all, it had an all-star cast:

        James Corden
        Judi Dench
        Idris Elba
        Ian McKellen
        Taylor Swift
        Rebel Wilson…

        🙄

      • “The new Sherriff’s a snowflake”! And female! And disabled! And a sheep lover (His lamb, as it were!)

      • ‘This is a Mel Brook’s movie*; we can do anything we like! ‘
        * Admin ,I hope you realise that I am quoting from a FILM script and do not intend to upset you.

    • I’m so pleased Cats has been a fucking abortion – as per Charlie’s Angels, Corden won’t think it flopped because he’s a cunt and a shit actor – it will be the fault of the far-right kitten killing government. Utter fucking cunt.

  5. Maybe fastly becoming a contender for Cunt of the year but definitely first place for:

    ‘Hang your tongue out her bum’ award 2019.

    I would deffo get my vile forked tongue up this privelaged yankee slut’s rusty sheriff’s badge quicker than flabbott can say ‘waycist’ ……….

    Maybe this virtue signalling septic-tank should stop blaming white blokes (like her dad) and start making films men really wanna watch. Namely ones involving her bomb bay doors and some dirty fucker (like me) who would get great enjoyment and unholy glee inserting large inanimate objects into her said bomb bay doors whilst pissing in her hair.

    • Whatever you do don’t piss in her hair CC if she has just had it done and it cost (ME!) sixty five f*cking quid – even touching it nearly got me a punch to the balls!

      Gonna cut down on that girls gin!

  6. If she actually wants a real man to put her in her place, there are easier ways than spunkingrs Cliff knows how much on this wankfest in the hope that said man gives her a verbal slap on twatter.

    Fuck me, she must want it bad!

    Considering the disgusting collection of soy infested, noodle armed arse bandit degenerates that constitute the available pool I’m not really surprised. I’ll give her enough credit not to want anything to do with the khun baboons, with their devastation looks, charm and Wildesque wit that appear to be otherwise irresistible to white women (if advertising is anything to go by)

    I’ll happily oblige. Fuck me if I could get my hands on her, her arse would be too sore to sit down for a week (but I’d stick my tongue up it before that).

    And. I’m sure there are a few more raffish rogues here who would happily break the young filly in.

    Charlie’s Angel’s. The critical drinker does a good demolition on you tube.. I don’t have much sanity left these days, certainly not enough to risk watching utter shite like that

    • Love The Drinker’s film reviews
      (FUCK OFF FILM!!).
      Professor Tosspot is excellent as well. Both only youngsters, but they can see right through the woke bullshit ruining modern cinema, which gives me hope for the future.
      Quite a few “ethnic” and female film buffs doing the same sort of thing on YouTube too, which must be boiling snowflake piss into plasma…

  7. Oh dear oh dear,
    Just when I thought I got my blood pressure down over the new years honours list I read this.
    Well all I can say is I hope the said sow drives her car into a fucking wall so we won’t have to have our senses assaulted by the utter wank stains she makes.
    I wish her a slow fucking death preferably soon.
    Utter fucking CUNT!
    And whining whore.

  8. This tripe, and all of its kind will always bomb at the box office, because most people aren’t on that digital reacharound platform Twitter. Most people can still have an opinion of their own, not shaped and judged by the new facists that dominate that cunt trumpet. Family guy had the best verdict on the Stewart skank, saying she was ‘a bath girl when she should have been a shower girl’
    On a late night trawl of the lower regions of the tv planner, I saw that an original Charlie’s angels was on. Had to have a squint, and although the three of them would have had it, Jaclyn Smith was definitely my number one. Stunning.

  9. ,[14] “while The Hollywood Reporter observed that the film specifically “failed to attract moviegoers over the age of 35,” as well as “younger females—its target audience—in enough number”…

    Well I’m over 35 and might have watched it if it had a bit of lezzing -up in it. As it is,my film viewing seems nowadays to be limited to films on The Talking Pictures channel or Pornhub.

    • If she had got her kit off and done a no-holds-barred lesbian scene with Kristen Stewart, even I could have been persuaded to watch it.

    • Genius marketing – make a shit film nobody wants to see, fill it with the most hideous screen cracking talentless sows in Hollywood history, tell every b*stard Man “it’s for wimminz undah thirty five, not for you Men scum”!
      Flops at the box office, inevitably, and then order b*stard Men to go see it – cos it’s got pwetty gurlz in it!
      I can comment with authority on this issue being a noted thespian – I once played Dick Whittington before the Queen no less – and I am pretty confident in saying my vigorous Dick was particularly well received in the Royal box!

  10. Elizabeth Banks: She looks very attractive (physically) on google images, and so yes, I would very eagerly ” tongue punch her fart box ” yes please.
    She knew the film was a failure before it was released, it ought to have been burned.
    A fair tidy cunting from the original poster.

    I gave up on Hollywood a long time ago, the vast majority of their output is truly appalling. When living in Cardiff (!) I discovered a few arts cinemas that show smaller independent films from Europe, well selected, great films, far better than Hollywood tripe!!

    Back to Elizabeth Banks, what she needs is a year of hard rough sex and forget about her directing, producing, writing aspirations.
    The next production Elizabeth Banks ought to release is a group gangbang with her as the star, touch your toes Beth and invite the esteemed membership of this forum to enjoy all your holes.

  11. It’s a bit of a mystery isn’t it? Make a shit re-boot of a shit re-boot of a shit tv series, and then wonder why nobody goes to see it. Triffick.

    • Dont know why they bothered.
      Itd been rebooted successfully few years back, made a few quid.
      My kid sisters named after Charlies Angels, no Not fuckin Bosley!
      One of the angels.
      Remember watching the original with family during 70s an my dad would always wolfwhistle an nudge me when Farah Fawcett was on screen😀

      • Keith Vaz is branching into film making – apparently the working title is “Charlie and Anal”

      • Farah was the finest, but being named after a tap and then being reamed at bionic speed by the Six Million Dollar Man – I feel for the girl!

      • Yeah was the golden couple her an Lee Majors for a while wasnt they?
        Remember loads of girls trying to copy her hairstyle!
        Nowadays itd be the boys as well.

      • Never liked Farah, even when I was a pimply yoof back in the late 70s.

        Victoria Principle, was always one of my wanksock fantasies. It was the only reason why I watched Dallas!

    • Expect woke film reboots of the following:-

      The Six Million Dollar Non Gender Person
      Starsky & Butch
      The Bionic Tranny
      Happy Gays
      Lezzers Behaving Badly
      The Mullah of Dibley
      Ayatollah Ted
      Inspector Muff

  12. I’m not taking the blame . It’s true I am white, male, toxic and a cunt but I haven’t even layed eyes on the fucker .

  13. No idea who she is, but her photo is perfect, 9 pints of fruity cider down her and I’m right up her

  15. I once had to endure Jessica Tandy tutting disapprovingly from the telly-screen while I porked an ex-fiancee on the settee. My fiancee had rented Driving Miss Daisy but luckily it was so fucking dull that even having it away with me was the preferable option apparently…I didn’t last long…I don’t think the dark-key chauffeur had even got the car out of the fucking garage,never mind drive some old bag around in it. before I was done.

    • I am reminded of shagging a fellow sixth-former on my parent’s sofa in the late 1970s. My parents were out at the time, but I distinctly remember slipping the young wench a length while watching the adorable Anne Nightingale present “The Old Grey Whistle Test”

      Win Win

  16. I’m ever so glad when “woke”, feminazi tripe like this flops. These SJW wimminz need to chill out and get a bit more cock. Although I suspect many of them are frequent visitors to the Isle of Lesbos. And why is it that you never see a psychotic misunderstood loner virgin shooting up the cinema during these films, given that they’re aimed at this type?
    I’m hoping Hollywood will be on the dole soon. Maybe then they’ll get back to making movies that EVERYONE, even us horrible nasty white males, can enjoy, instead of lecturing us.

  17. Seeing as I was the first cunter on here to admit to that most debauched act, and the fact I’ve improved many a cunters sex life by influencing them to give their Mrs arsehole a good tonguing it can onlt be fair that I go first.
    Think of it like a wine tasting, where I step forward to make sure the wine is even worthy of tasting.
    Not even a word of thanks from any cunter whose has got in the Mrs good books after a bit of tongue up the arsehole, what a load of ungrateful bastard’s.
    Anyways tongue away.

    • I have contacted Buckingham Palace and Downing Street, asking them to consider a new Honour – the CTUA (Commander of the Most Excellent Tongue Up Arsehole)

      I have also put your name forward for this distinguished award for services to arseholes everywhere.

      • Well I’m lost for words Technocunt…what an honour that would be. How proud I’d would be to explain to the peasants not in the know abaaaht this new honour. I could even give a few descents bird’s a demo.
        😁😁😁

      • Bet prince Andrews ears pricked up when he heard about it!
        Hell give the award to st winifreds school choir.

      • B&W Cunt. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. There are enough fucking weirdos and preverts on this site without you encouraging the fuckers, you caaahnt.

    • Fair one B&W-C,

      You are right and yes bum hole licking has now caught on as an ‘ISAC’ badge of honour to birds who would get it despite their political views, lesbianism or feminazi stance, hatred of males etc……

      So much as trying it out on the Countess, she would punch me in the fucking face and summon the men-at-arms to throw me off the battlements.

      All the best to you and your tongue for 2020 sir. Maximum respect.

      • Nice one C.O.C,
        I always found that a woman whose had a bit of coke turns into a right dirty slaaag and end up surprising you with their dirty requests.
        Had some of the best sex I could imagine whilst on the white powder (that’s where the tongue up the arsehole began) sadly at 41 I am giving it up as my body says no.
        I shall still look back on those debauched all night sessions with fondness.
        Not to say if I get a new fit bird who liked a big of sniff I wouldn’t come out of retirement.

      • Thank you for your reply B&W-C. Glad to know that the ol’ Columbian marching dust has helped many a fit bird feel the need to let their rusty bullit-hole get fully licked out by you and your tongue.
        Bum hole licking is no longer the preserve of the rich and famous. Now, because of your documentation of mouth to ass acts, they are occuring across the whole ISAC community.

        God bless you sir. And may your fiendish acts serve you well in 2020.
        We salute you.

      • Well you may have converted the filthy bastards on here but this upstanding member of the amphibian community stands out like a beacon in an ocean of moral decay. Nothing of mine is going up anybody’s shit canal………..except perhaps my torque wrench up Terry Fuckwitt Christian.

      • There’s no tongue long enough to get anywhere near those shitboxes, B&W.
        I would have a good time being suffocated by that lot though.

      • I find my poor old tongue gets tired after a short while when given the (these days rare) opportunity for a bit of a rim outing; any tips from the master to avoid looking like a lock jawed Joey Deacon?

      • I use an adapted tongue weight CTC, I tie some string around a bag of flour and then tie the other end around my tongue.
        I can tongue lift it abaaaht 7 time’s. Got to keep the tongue fit, otherwise the ladies will be disappointed in my efforts.

  18. Black Panther? Waaycist, BBC Asian Network? Waaycist, MOBO? Waaycist!

    All Woman shortlists for MP’s? Gender Discrimination.

    AL-Beeb Question time just for an audience of under 35’s (jeez, the snowflakery involved would be like an explosion in a dandruff factory!) -ageist.

    I made a complaint about the last one to AL-Beeb, the response I received was “the under 35’s need their voice heard”, my response was “”democracy is representation for all, discrimination is not an acceptable response from a publicly funded service broadcaster” and I have now made a formal complaint to the Director General of AL-Beeb, CC’ing it to the offices of the Prime Minister is an amusing way of making sure they have to take notice and I am going to play this one to the hilt – “as the bastard Grandson of Irish immigrants I feel I have been discriminated against etc”
    Just gotta sit back and await the big fat compensation cheque, and if that doesn’t work I will claim I had to walk near a portrait of the Queen and was so insulted by her Hun and Empirical connections I need a hundred grand of taxpayers money to make me feel less insulted – as a white middle aged Man from the North of England I am confident they will be queuing up to assist facilitation of my every whim – ‘cos if they don’t they are waaycist

  19. I assume black men, yellow men and brown men also failed to see it.

    Is that the sort of thinking that would make this silly little frich white feminists ‘ heads just spin ike a top.

    Poor little things will need to lie down and a neckbearded soynboy to protect them.

    Grrl power! Etc.

  20. A slap about her tits and face with my wet winkie while screeches about the patriarchy is suitable punishment.

  21. When I saw the title, Elizabeth Banks, I was thinking of the queen. ‘She does her own banking?’, I thought.

    I think the queen carries a handbag which contains some change, some stamps, a pen and paper, keys, and a tin of travel sweets.

  22. She looks good and that’s where my interest in what a woman does ends. If it don’t look good it’s as interesting as any other domestic appliance.

    Misogyny or reality?

  24. Charlie’s Angels had a problem with racialism in my opinion. Kate Jackson looked Chinese. When they made the film later Looby Loo was brought in to fill the role. But Kate Jackson wasn’t Chinese. She just looked a bit Chinese.
    And wasn’t there something of the pimp about Bosley? Only talking over the phone (‘I’ve got a job for you Angels’) never seen.

  25. According to some bugger’s market research, more women went to see Stallone in “Rambo-Last Blood” than saw the Charlie’s Angels rehash.
    Explain please, “Woke” Hollywood?
    After I’ve finished laughing that is…

  27. They say Beyonce is the most ’empowered’ woman in the world.
    Now I wouldn’t want to marry the woman, but would quite happily get engaged for while just so I could introduce her to people.
    There’s a lot of mileage in, “This is my fiance, Beyonce”….

  28. I have written a film script. It is about a hotel room service attendant and a randy business man on a work trip.

    It stars, of course, the Bieber and me. Some experimental camera angles will be needed ,as well as a lit of lubricant…

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