Suzy Amis Cameron

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Damn it, I´ve just missed the Hay Festival Segovia. Instead of opening another can of Tennant´s Special Brew and playing my favorite Gerry Rafferty album, I could have been in sunny Spain attending its “leading festival of ideas”.

For a mere couple of hundred euros, I could have enjoyed conversations with writers like Valeria Luiselli, Inua Ellams, Soledad Puertolas and Fernando Aramburu, sociologist Sannaa El Aji or philosopher Fermamdo Savater. Sad as it was not to hear these great minds, I am particularly upset about missing Suzy Amis Cameron. In case you have never heard of her, Suzy is the wife of James Cameron, director of myriad crappy films like ‘Titanic’ and ‘Avatar’. Although her husband is one of the most hyped-up celebs of modern times, she is obviously a talented person in her own right and a role model to the rest of us as you will see if you read on:

“Environmentalist Suzy Amis Cameron defines herself as a former actress and model, and mother of five children, who is dedicated to promoting all kinds of initiatives to combat climate change, among them Red Carpet Green Dress, which champions high-end sustainable fashion. She works with her husband, Oscar-winning filmmaker James Cameron (director of Titanic), on many philanthropic initiatives. Together they founded the Plant Power Task Force, which promotes plant-based food solutions for climate change, and Cameron Family Farms and Food Forest Organics. A vegan philanthropist, Amis Cameron turned to her sister Rebecca Amis to establish MUSE School Amis, the first school in the USA that offers only plant-based foods. She talks with Juan López de Uralde, founder of the Green Equo party and director of Greenpeace in Spain. In 2010, López de Uralde published El planeta de los estúpidos: Propuestas para salir del estercolero (‘The Planet for Morons: Ways to get out of the dungpile’).”

Poor vegan philanthropist Suzy, imagine having to share a planet and live on a dungpile with morons like the rest of us!

Nominated by Mr Polly

53 thoughts on “Suzy Amis Cameron”

  2. Wow another living saint!
    By plant based food that include eating things that eat plants? Stand on grass?
    Im with you Suzy!!
    Your a credit to the Amis name, only thing ‘Amis’ now is you being canonised!😇

    • Skinny as fuck isnt she? Despite all that money starving to death!
      Maybe het ovens broke?
      Like a bbq spare rib after the dogs had it!
      Stop fuckin about on red carpet and get down the chippy luv,
      Pudding chips peas n gravy stat!
      This is a medical emergency!

  3. “You’re joking – not another tranny SJW celebricunt wanker!”
    (Brenda, Bristol.)

  5. Another do as I say not as I do cunt.
    Five kids? That’s environmentally friendly isn’t it ‘Suzy’ and they all probably go to different schools in armoured Range Rovers. Suzy and her cunt husband probably have at least 6 houses around the world which probably took tonnes of concrete to build and 5 of which are empty most of the time except for the staff who water the gardens etc even when no cunt is there. They do spend some time in their other houses though once they have flown there on their private jet to spend a weekend campaigning for the environment. They then fuck off ‘Home’ on their private plane and tweet about the environment the whole way.
    Same as that other pair of cunts Harry and Meghan who shipped 10 Range Rovers to South Africa the other day for their tour of bollocks.
    Seriously fuck off.

    • The hypocrisy just makes me laugh now. I bet she fucking loves bacon. And Mexican pool man’s cock.

    • I find that being a conjoined twin comes in quite handy when pulled over for drink driving.
      “Nothing to do with me officer”….

  7. I bet her husband was inspired by the film Soylent Green. We are only 3 years away from 2022, the year in which the film was set.

    A great idea. Let’s process Thunberg into little edible pellets.

  8. Just another bunny-cuddling Gobshite…..” All de ickle fluffy-wuffy animals could live in peace together if only everyone was as clever as me and listened to my hysterical,foot-stamping tantrums…Oooohhh !! why is everyone else so stupid? Waahhh,waaahh.”
    Believes that whelping 5 brats is OK in an overpopulated world,but eating meat isn’t….spoiled,deluded, puerile Windbag.

    Anyhow, I’m off to shoot something….don’t need to,just doing it because I can.

    Fuck Off.

    • Are you taking requests Monsieur Fiddler?

      I have a list with about 400 names on it. They all occupy a W1 postcode so it would be like fish in a barrel…

      P.S. If any “terminally offended” wander into this site, please understand that the above is classed as satirical humour. Now I know you fuckers have your humour removed along with your cock (or cunt – we’re all equal opportunities when it comes to cunting the mentally infirm), but if you do feel offended, please feel free to close your browser window and then FUCK OFF!

      • Yes you’re analogy is better. Even more so if El Pig-fucker was in there too to worry the cunts!

        Mornin’!

  9. The only disappointment I have with the Titanic sinking was there was room for about another 1,200 paddies in the cargo hold when it went down

    • Did you notice, not one dark key was listed in the passenger manifest ? !!! FFS what happened to inclusiveness ?

      • They’re in the remake mate.

        Captain Smith is no longer a sea captain from Stoke, it’s now a Somali trans lesbian woman who – when a man – was a pirate.

        The Decaprio role is now played by Riz Ahmed and the Winslet role is now played by Desmond is Amazing!

        🤡🤡🤡

  11. I don’t know who this lady is but I thought “Hello!” then read the 5 kids bit so the downstairs parts will be like a welly-top!

    And that’s no good when you’re only throwing a cocktail sausage at it. 😳

    Besides, I thought these western enviro-cunts were anti-birth, and anti-children??

    It won’t impress St. Greta! No, no, no. Tsk, tsk!

    Mind you, these pr-agressive lefty fuckers are now big into post natal abortion so maybe Greta’s advice would be to cull 1 or 5 of Ms Cameron’s brood to make her more environmentally friendly?

    Hopefully Owen Jone’s mother has similar insight and saves the rest of humanity (from having to tolerate the snivelling little soy-boy snowflake cunt)!

    🤡🤡🤡

      • I dunno, a couple of xylophone dongers could see you knock out a fair tune on her ribcage?

        You could stick Keira Knightly alongside her for the high notes! 🤔

        It would be totally amazeballs cool!

        🤡🤡🤡

  12. Rich fuckers telling the rest of us what to do……for our own good of course. Somehow being rich gives them an insight into the world not available to the little people like us.
    Either that, or they are trying to rip us off……again.

  13. The fella in the background, how did he get in without wearing a dinner jacket?
    The lucky gold bar steward.

  14. She’d be better off putting all her energy into research on how to prevent anorexia.

  15. Rejoice ! We are saved. Bercow is proposed as PM of national unity. That will bring us all together.

  17. I think Cameron made The Terminator so he used to be good at something.
    I assume he became fantastically rich and then disappeared up his own arse.
    He’s no chance of disappearing up his boney cunt of a wife’s arse that’s for certain.
    Bio-Fuck off.

  18. Never heard of this emaciated cunt before but I’m happy to spring for a Big Mac if she’s feeling peckish!!
    She can fucking BORE OFF !! I’m tired of these tinsel town ECO types!
    Bet the hypocrite flys all the time too….

    • I just wished like turning point USA identifies lefty professors in universities
      That some organisation put a site up to show how these Hollywood eco cunts really live!
      How many jets miles a year
      What they eat
      What they drive
      How ECO are all of their houses
      Etc etc
      Then we could all see how utterly full of fucking shit these preaching cunts are!
      And the bonus would be it would stop so many VS for fear of being exposed as a CUNT!! Win /win

      • I spread Flora on my toast which is 100% plant-based, and I ate two lettuce leaves this morning. I deserve recognition for my efforts. If you lot did the same, then the world would be a better place

      • An outstanding effort Allan, I had a pot noodle which has dried peas and a bit of carrot as well.
        If only the rest of these selfish cunters could be as environmentally friendly as us.

      • I had – steady yourselves – water from a tap today!

        I bet that’s more than these Evian glugging rich cunts do!

        I’m waiting for my call to appear on LBC’s James O’Brien show tomorrow as an environmentalist expert.

        May I be blessed by St. Greta of Cuntberg!

        🤡🤡🤡

      • Ok RWAC, You win and may I be the first to congratulate you. A truly inspirational effort… You will be the toast of Islington.

  19. Off-road, literally.

    Sunday Times wine bar piss-up competition winner.

    ‘No Deal will lead to an increase in dogging on the Dover routes.’

    And no, I didn’t make that up.

    • Dogging is far more comfortable on Eurostar but its murder on the Orient Express(Tim Vine adaptation)

  20. This walking skeleton should remember what happened to the last cunt called Cameron who tried to tell us what to do. That went well didn’t it?

    • Well no it fucking didnt in fact every they have all except one or two been shit.i think bojo mite do alright tho

  21. If that’s what eating plants does to you, no way, obviously not a rug muncher though, sorry I couldn’t make your shindig luv ,got some work to do under the car, fuck off

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