I nominate Wimmin Champagne Socialist Remoaners.

I live in a well to do village and I’m proud I worked my nads off to be able to move here. When I go out, I don’t want some fucking Barbie saying most Brexiteers are thick and (ergo) don’t know what they’re talking about. If challenged, they reply that it’s what “Experts” say, so it must be right (separate cunting for experts.)

These are the same Wimmin (for it is usually they) that get a degree, marry and then give up work to sprog, having wasted taxpayers money on a wasted education. Ironically, I reckon Johnny Brexiteer is more often than not the taxpayer who’s footed the bill. Because Nanny looks after the kids, they spend the whole day with like minded Twats regurgitating Grauniad articles and the evenings watching the Biased Broadcasting Cunts in a Prosecco inspired alcoholic haze, believing all the Libtard bollocks.

I am now waiting for the EU to reject Boris’s master plan and for us to leave on 31 October so they all go into meltdown, where I shall have a ring side seat and toast them with a glass of World Beating English Bubbles.

Nominated by Dinger

‘Whataboutery’ usage….

Online and in person, several times I’ve heard the phrase ‘Oh that’s just whataboutery’ or similar.

It’s almost exclusively used by Remoaners and other far left types when their hypocrisy is exposed. Examples?

Owen Jones and others saying “Boris Johnson is an unelected Prime Minister that nobody voted for”. Try saying, “I didn’t hear you say the same thing about Gordon Brown”, and that’s just ‘whataboutery’ to these cunts.

MPs whinge that calling them out for what they are, means that they could be attacked in the street. Meanwhile, if you say that they don’t seem to mind (and even encourage) the ‘milkshaking’ of well known Pro-Brexit types, then that too, is ‘whataboutery’.

‘Whataboutery’ is a leftist cunt’s way of saying that they have no answer to you pointing out their hypocrisy.

It’s cuntery of the highest level, which can be proven by spending an hour or two over at ‘The Guardian’s’ comment sections.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

I’m nominating the smacking ban in Scotland.

Although I don’t live in Scotland and don’t plan to have any children, as someone who has been on the receiving end of a slipper across the arse for being a little shit in my younger years, I think this new law isn’t going to do any good. I mean, I don’t agree with smacking, but if all other methods of disciplining offspring fail, then it should be used as a last resort.

And then I realise who is to blame for this. That filthy fish and her scamming school. I think there are more pressing things than smacking. Much more pressing issues indeed.

Don’t exactly know who the bigger cunt is here. It’s between that Ms. Krankie lady or the lawmakers who voted this through. Either way, they’re cockwombles, vaginaheads and filth spewers.

Nominated by Pissed off Brit

The “Do As I Say”, Health Freak Cunts!

Pisses me off when you see so-called experts bang on about what you should and should not eat/drink. Don’t eat that because it’s bad for you, don’t drink this because you will die an early death; do more exercise, don’t sit on your arse and do fuck all because that is bad for you too!

Quite frankly, I don’t give a shit what these cunts say. Death comes to us all, and if I want to eat ten bags of chips and drink thirty pints of lager in one session then so be it!

I know plenty of health freak cunts who eat all the “right food”, go jogging and live the perfect lifestyles, and still face a good old heart attack at the ripe old age of 25. In the same breath, my grandparents lived well into their late 80s/early 90s while eating/drinking all the “bad stuff” for decades!

So to all those health-freak Nazis, kindly fuck off and die!!

Nominated by Technocunt

Fireworks….never liked ’em even when I was little.

Never gazed in awe at them. Thought they were a bit boring…more interested in the treacle toffee!

As an adult, I loathe the fucking things. Dogs are shit feared of them and it seems the retarded, antisocial and unemployed just cant get enough of them. Even grown men spunk money on something that’s basically pretty colours and noise!

I’m suspicious of adults who like them…something a bit gay and odd about them?!

The only thing that cheers me up about them is when reading where some twat’s lost his face fucking about with them. Should either ban them as a hate crime, or remove all safety regulations on them, so more idiots get a suntan and less fingers to count.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt