Pregnancy Endurance

Limit of human endurance discovered by Duke University, and pregnancy is very close to maximum, says today’s Telegraph.

Something else for da wimminz to bleat about endlessly.

No doubting that Duke University will transition to Duchess (as Bruce transitions to Catlyn) “in celebration” of this momentous announcement…

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

42 thoughts on “Pregnancy Endurance

  1. Having to put up with more and more of this libtard VS bullshit, is becoming my limit of human fucking endurance!

    Women have been giving birth for millennia, and only now has it become an issue that we should all care about.

    Well if you don’t want all the pain don’t spread your legs you touchy-feely cuntbags!

    • Amazing how some of them drop their clinical waste so frequently…
      One is obliged to assume they are brain dead.

  2. If giving birth was as painful as a knee in the bollocks, women would only do it once….

  3. Women are lucky,they should try pissing out a fucking kidney-stone. It’s just lucky that my piss-tube matches the rest of my over-sized cock…it wasn’t as much a kidney-stone as a fucking river-bolder.
    Dreadful experience.

    Fuck Off.

    • PS…most women only go through childbirth to trap a man or to get a free council flat and child benefits.

      Serves them right.

    • I agree Dick,
      I was in A&e for 12 hours trying to pass a meteorite.
      Never known pain like it.
      Appendicitis Came a very close second.

      • Kidney stones, done that. Appendicitis, done that too. But for total discomfort over a period of time, I found the worst thing to have is a hernia. Even after the operation the pain wasn’t over because morphine doesn’t work and they wouldn’t give me anything else.

      • Appendicitis is the worst pain I’ve experienced, and I’ve experienced a few nasty sports related injuries in my time. The pain came on very quick and totally immobilised me. By the time I’d finished calling NHS Direct, only to be advised to take a milk of magnesia and see how I felt the next day, I could barely move, let alone walk. My dad rushed me down the ER and on the way both of my arms and legs went numb. My dad thought I was dying.

        It took me about 3 minutes to shuffle the short distance from the ER entrance to the front desk. The doctors thought I may have been having a heart attack and had to do tests to be sure I wasn’t before they could give me some morphine.

        The next day I had the appendix out, followed by being signed off work for three weeks, so it wasn’t all bad in the end.

  4. No pain, no gain. The thought of that beautiful shit machine that you’re going to produce that will drain you of all your hard earned cash should make it all worth while.

  5. I’m sure those who were tortured by the Gestapo, starved and humiliated to death in the concentration camps, or lost their loved ones, homes and families during the war (and the Blitz) would have something to say about that if they were here… What a load of shite…

    Wimmin are like Neil from the Young Ones… ‘Everything you’ve suffered, I’ve suffered twice as bad for twice as long’….. For most of them life is a pissing contest about how only ‘they’ suffer on any level… The self serving and point scoring Me Too and celebrislut Time’s Up ‘movements’ being glaring examples…. Cunts with cunts, eh?…

  6. Women are physiologically evolved with higher pain tolerance especially to cope with childbirth. Now I’m not saying giving birth is a cakewalk and I’m not saying women are making a big deal about it.

    But fucking hell, this is another fucking justification to pop at white males really isn’t

    It’s not sexism, it’s not male dominance, it’s nature, it’s how it fucking it is.

    Do we get to see how many men die every day at work? No, no cunt cares, do we get endless reports on the suffering of soldiers in battle, nope.

    So women can stop having kids and humanity is over.

    More rampant bullshit from the bullshit factory.

  7. Women these days in western societies usually give birth in a hospital that has all the equipment and medication and professional close by.
    These modern women should think what their cave women ancestors had to go through and be quiet.
    I notice in my part of town that you get these pregnant women who look at least 45 years old…what a load of selfish cunts, no doubt their rich husbands pay for a nanny to look after the baby they are too old to.

  8. I reckon this is why wimmin with that mindset like irons so much. They get the attention, money, free meals and gifts, and not have to make any payment towards it. I am sure in our younger and more active years Mrs. Boggs would have liked me to be an *artistic* Blairite M.P.

  9. I have no doubt giving birth is painful, but my missus cried the other day when she stubbed her toe on the bedding box. Fucking cried. The fact that men can never experience the exact pain of child birth is why they can get away with saying how painful it is and making out there is no other pain like it and the fact it’s the peak of human endurance. But any fat fucking Trollope can get pregnant and shit out a kid, so I would suggest the people who have done 40 marathons back to back, or ran a marathon in 2 hours or explored Antarctica, or solo climbed Everest are more like the limit of human endurance. Not that 20 stone Candice has shit out her third sprog.

  10. Surely the Somalian women are the epitome of human endurance… Having 17 kids and still getting down the benefits office for 9am is impressive and anyone who says it isn’t is a racist cunts.

    • Putting up with the fucking smell is also a test of endurance B&WC… Some of these ‘types’ wandered into a shop in Bury last week… Stank the fucking place out… Like Bombay Mix combined with shit…

  11. Off topic for a sec…

    Poor old O’Shithead has got the wrong end of the stick again. He thinks the “so called” Brexit Party hate the music of Beethoven so much that they’re prepared to turn their backs on it while it’s playing in Strasbourg… I almost feel sorry for the cunt sometimes.

    PS: I remember my sister-in-law saying awhile back that the pain of childbirth was largely a myth. I didn’t believe her at the time because she was otherwise a massive feminazi cunt.

    Don’t recall my mother ever complaining.

    • After listening to Nick Ferrari I try to turn over before o’cunt cam say a word, I almost did it today but caught a couple of mumbled, sulky tones from the top cunt at Leading British cuntishness.

    • Yep that sounds like O’Brien’s level. What a dickhead.

      I’m more of a late 19th – early 20th century fan. Holst, Stravinsky… all of that dead white man shite that teachers find racist nowadays.

      • Dou you like Rubbra ?

        I asked someone this once, and I had to repeat the q….
        In the course of my old job, I even managed to find photos of Hindemith and Schoenberg looking happy ! (NB: not together, at the same time, you understand…)

      • I’m more a Stockhausen man myself.

        Not averse to a spot of Wagner now and again.

      • RTC SirI refer you to Sir Henry Wood who when asked what he thought he about Stockhausen sreplued that he once stepped in it.

        Giv
        Meme something you can hum too.

      • Not familiar, but i know of and have listened to Schoenberg, even though I grew up on Stock, Aitken and Waterman.

        Not bad going.

      • Mahler’s 5th is beautiful, even if though it’s been ruined by a drunk mate talking about ‘Tadzio the bum boy’ and the Visconti adaptation of Death In Venice.

        ‘You must never smile at me like that! You must never smile like that at anybody…’

    • An appropriate piece of Beethoven for the current state of Europe is the Funeral March from his Eroica (3rd) symphony.

      And when any of the Berlaymont goons carks, how about Gounod’s “Funeral March of a (Sorearse) Marionette” ? Actually quite a jolly piece, so doubly appropriate.

  12. The limit of human endurance is trying not to push the naggy pregnant missus down the stairs.
    No sympathy from me to woman who give birth these days. Not just because it’s a choice but women have gone through childbirth for thousands of years with little help and animals give birth unassisted every single day.
    Wimminz need to man the fuck up.

  13. These feminazi slags should follow the example of their peaceful sisters they love so much. They pop out little terrorists one after another and if they complain they get a fucking slap. See how you like that you woke bitches.

  14. Whilst enduring the pain of labour Mrs Cunto screamed loudly and often in the birthing room that I was without doubt a cunt for inflicting such pain on her. She remarked that had she known that delivery was so painful she would not have bothered. I replied -well on the night of conception I asked if I could have a bit of treat sex with her bottom and she replied – fuck off, thats painful. Just no pleasing women.

  15. In fairness to my missus she doesn’t make a song and dance about anything.
    When the first one was born we pulled up at the hospital at about seven, and I was home for Match of the Day….

  16. I don´t understand this nomination. Does it have something to do with feminazis? In fact, I´m surprised that women don´t make more of a fuss about the pain they go through giving birth. My wife went through about 20 hours of what looked like hell when she was in labour particularly the last stretch. It´s not much fun for the baby either who is suddenly plucked from a nice cozy laidback place into this vale of tears.

  17. Abortion is a much less painful option and you’re helping the environment – win win.

  18. I had torsion of the testicles when I was 16. The cords attached basically wrap around each other and strangulate your nuts, cutting off the blood supply. It was horrendous agony. Afterwards the consultant told me than the pain made childbirth seem ‘like a walk in the park’.

    Also remember a few years ago that it was proven that men had higher pain thresholds. However, I don’t doubt it’s painful. Mrs Mitten’s two pregnancies both ended up in C sections. No doubt this is the normal women are brilliant, men (straight white) are shit news again.

  19. Duke University sounds like a rubbish establishment, especially if that’s the kind of codswallop they come out with.

    Anyway the Daily Mail is full of reports of the findings from useless Uni research projects that tell us something we already know, like exercise is good for you.

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