Jeremy Hunt (3}

WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for this con-man. He’s been hanging around in television studios attempting to convince people to vote for him, promising all sorts.
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Jeremy Hunt is a cunt, isn’t he.

I nominated this oily turd last year when, like a road-to-Damascus-type conversion, he stated that Brexit wasn’t that bad really, a disingenuous transparent nod to later throwing his hat into the ring.

Here we are months after the leaving date, three years after voting, the decrepit dancing Hunchback has fucked off (job done EU bosses), all kinds of creepy wingnuts are out of a leadership challenge, and the Devil’s split of a choice between Bojo the Party Entertainer and this eel; as slippery and ambitious as a Shakespearean Roman, backstabbing that would make a London drug-dealing ‘bruv’ blanche.

His “Little England” slip was telling. He dreads the idea that the UK will run out of Dooshka-Dooshkas to maintain his millionaire-level standards. And no, I don’t believe the “self-made” myth as Hunt didn’t grow up grafting. Before Oxford he was head fag at Charterhouse!

Let’s not forget that Theresa-in-Trousers campaigned for Remain and has the same humourless lack of dignity that she had.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

34 thoughts on “Jeremy Hunt (3}

  1. Man of the people. Son of an admiral, Charterhouse head boy. Self proclaimed ‘entrepreneur’ which has replace ‘strong and stable’ as a mantra.
    Fucked up the NHS, negotiated by imposition. Which isn’t negotiation.
    Slimy cunt.
    His opponent is of equal worth.

    God fucking help us.

    • It’s a shame that HE wasn’t the one drowned in the bath…

      But with so many others around, he’s just a tiny drop of piss in the sea of cuntitude that surrounds us.

      He looks like a satanically-possessed vent dummy.

  2. Jeremy Hunt: The Bland leading the bland. About as rabid a Brexiteer as Hilary Mary-Ann Benn or the Reverend Grieve – and about as trustworthy.

  3. Off subject but has to be mentioned. Look at this wall of FUCKING CUNTS.

    Gary Lineker is BBC’s highest earner – as three women go into top 10
    For this reason alone we should boycott the license fee

    • Oh fuck,
      That was meant to be a link.
      Anyway you can find it on the Mail on line.

    • Lineker will be up against the fucking wall when I’m Supreme Dictator. No blindfold, and his last meal a packet of fucking crisps. Jesus forgive me but I loathe this detestable smug cunt.

      • Cancelled mine 2 weeks ago, mainly for the purpose of my refusal to fund Glastonbury,the ‘presenters’ drug baggies and luxury camping. Today seeing what that linecunt gets paid for basically saying ‘He passed a good ball’ ‘He’s not as fit as he could be’ He should have been on the bench’ ‘Blahahahahhahahaah balls and refs’ I know I made the right decision. That and the cunts trying to screw old grannies out of £155 a year to fund the absolute shite they produce. Fuck Jeremy Cunt an all. Fucking knicker sniffer!

  4. The bare faced lies that come out of this cunt’s mouth are truly astonishing. The fact that he can do it with a straight face is one of the great miracles of modern times. And up against him is that other posh, proven liar, Boris fucking Johnson. What a fucking choice!
    Anyone who believes either of these wankers can get us out by Oct 31st must be some sort of cunt. There’s more chance of me having a sex change and winning the Miss World title in that time frame.
    Only one way to go………Sir Nigel for me…….the only cunt who hates the EU as much as me.

    • Nige is my fucking hero. So much so I’ve subscribed three times to The Brexit Party already. They need all the help they can get to fight the political, cultural luvvy and media establishments in London and Brussels. Fucking cunts the lot of them.

  5. Back on subject.
    Hunt the Cunt has the look and behaviour of a slippery car salesman or estate agent . You take one look at him and instantly dislike the oily cunt.
    As for old Boris is he really as stupid as looks ?

    • Cunt Is the continuity May candidate. Want Mavis, then vote Cunt and get Mavis in trousers.

      He’s as slippery as my wife’s pussy after I’ve been at her. One minute we can’t leave on October 31st the next minute we can. He says whatever’s necessary to get him in No 10. What he really is is a Remainer and we should never put another remainer in Downing Street, not after the fuck ups of Mavis May.

      Fuck off.

    • You wouldn’t buy a car or a house from this cunt. The toff’s answer to Del Boy Trotter.

  6. I’m sick of looking at this smug cunts face Roll on when this fiasco is all over
    Brexit get on with it

  7. The name of the game this time around (for both candidates) is to spook Parliament into ratifying Barnier’s Slave State Treaty, for fear of leaving with the dreaded No Deal.

    Had the ‘Withdrawal Agreement’ not been ‘negotiated’ by the Tories, Labour would have got behind it long ago. It gives them everything they want: UK imprisoned in the Customs Union in perpetuity (or at EU’s pleasure), subject to the ECJ rulings, no genuine control of immigration (especially on the NI border), it’s B.R.I.N.O. – what’s not for Labour to like? The EU loving cunts will vote it through in an instant if they think Boris is serious about going out with No Deal otherwise.

    My trust is exhausted. This country is finished.

  8. I have one vote in the leadership election, it’s on offer to the highest bidder, so BoJo and Cunt get ya bids in.

  9. He reminds me of a weak school principal, or headmaster as we used to call them in days of corporal punishment. A headmaster straight out of Monty Python who secretly loves when children misbehave as he could ask them to remove their blazer, place their hands on the back of the chair and expect the botty lash. He’s got revenge in his eyes, from his shoe-licking days at private school. 100% Remainer cunt.

  10. ‘Yes i’d leave without a deal’.
    Bit like Mays , no deal is better than a bad deal. Or Brexit means brexit.
    They are remainers and just don’t fucking mean it.
    Boris just might. With the added bonus we can watch Maitlis, fat cunt Boulton, screeching bitch Burley and countless Beeb and Sly snowflakes go into a mass meltdown as no one has ever said no to them before.

  11. Yet another great cunting. Great shout, Cap’n. You could lubricate a tank engine with the oil that pours off this cunt.

    • Cheers Ron.

      He’s an oily, unctuous cunt and that’s a fact. If he wins, it’ll be three more tiresome years until the General Election without leaving. Agonising.

  12. All this dull suit does is parrot the same shite about being a negotiator, being an entrepreneur and being someone we can trust. Reminds me of that episode of Father Ted when Father Jack was taught 3 phrases to say to the bishops so he didn’t make a cunt of everything.

  13. Those Lib Dem wankstains in those yellow ‘Bollocks To Brexit’ T-Shirts in the European Parliament… These malodorous helmets are supposed to representing Great Britain – Great fucking Britain, mind – on the world stage… Fucking embarrassment, these cunts should be put in stocks and pelted with rotten fruit, fish and human shit….

    • I’d pass on the stocks and just upend these treasonous cunts into barrels of human shit.

  14. Those Lib Dumb cunts are a fucking disgrace……going into a parliament with sweary t shirts really is the bottom of the barrel. Once again we are shown up and made to look complete cunts in front of the whole world. Fucking shameful.

  15. How can I ever forgive my inamorata Penny Mordaunt for backing this freak show ?
    My worst fears could come alive; she might scream out “Jeremy!!” during a moment of passion. Even worse, she might be into gerontophilia, and get off on thoughts of Fidel Corbyn. Or she might wish to partake of a threesome, with both Jeremies. Which would prove she’s got dog-awful taste in men. (Note to self…I might still be in with an outside chance)

  16. Admin, we might need a re-count, you know, like what they haven’t done in Peterborough.

    There once was a Jeremy Hunt, then a [2], then a [3], then one scribed by me last year which was called Jeremy Cunt [3] although I don’t know why.

    In the interests of fairness, this should be Jeremy Hunt [5]. It’s as evident as the number after the last Phillip Hammond (Hasn’t Hammond earned his portrait on the WoC?) Either there’s a cabinet member doing the administration or you’ve sourced out you number-crunching to Flabbot & Costello Accountants.

    {0_o}

    • Too fucking right Captain. I smell a conspiracy.

      There have been 8 cuntings for PHILIP Hammond… and 2 cuntings for PHILLIP Hammond. Equals 10 cuntings.

      Just cos some Cunters can’t spell for toffee, shouldn’t deny Spreadshite Phil his rightful place on the Great Wall of Cunts.

      • Yes, I saw your query and concurred. It’s simply disrespectful, a travesty of fairness for Gravedigger Phil. I can picture him now (in a rare awakened moment) sitting with Hunt perplexed, muttering “But…are we not cunty enough?”

      • I can see the cunt sitting there thinking “Fuck me, I’ve got away with it”.

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