A nostalgic Cunting.
The Fonz.
For forty odd years I’ve nursed a deep and abiding hatred for Arthur Fonzarelli. He was a character in a dreadful American programme called ” Happy Days”. It involved “The Fonz”,a weedy looking,rather sinister 40 year old “biker” who apparently preferred the company of school children. He used to hang around some kind of youth club with his adoring teenage fan club,hitting the juke-box and saying “EEEH” like a special-needs escapee from the Sunshine coach…or “Sit on it” which I rather suspect was an instruction to one of his barely-teenage acolytes….what the “it” that he wanted them to sit on was never made clear,but I can take an educated guess. The filthy predator had even inveigled his way into the home of two of his young admirers,where he apparently lived rent-free by also charming the pants off the old,fat sexually naive Father and Mother.
I don’t really care about his rather distasteful desire for young meat, it was probably all the rage back then amongst those with a theatrical bent,just as it is now. What fucked me off about the greasy little Pisspot was that he stole screen time from Suzi Quatro all dressed up in leathers….lovely stuff she was back then…not nowadays,obviously..she’ll be a wrinkly old biddy now.
Fuck Off.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
I think you’ve nailed the cunt on the head here Dick. Always found the fucker creepy. A clean shaven member of the Village People.
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Sinister, he now stars in a kids programme, as a school teacher.
His pre dereliction for youngsters, has not abated with age.
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Fuck me, that’s a long time to harbour a grudge for a bloke who never existed in the first place. I’m getting a bit worried about you Mr F. (polite way of saying you’re a soppy cunt.)
Fuck off.
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Heeeeeey!
I always found the classy and flame haired Mrs C (Marian Ross) rather milfmongous when I was a laddie… Roz Kelly as Fonzie’s bird, Pinkie Tuscadero was sexy as fuck too…. Thought the rest of them were cunts though… Fucking Richie Cunting-ham, that Potsie twat, and Ralph ‘Sheeran’s dad’ Malf…. Fat Al who owned the diner was funny though….
If it was made now I’ve no doubt the Me Too Stormtroopers would be squealing about an aging hoodlum with all his jailbait harem… Coooool….
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Quite right, the lady Cunningham then would be a most worthwhile fuck. Excuse me…
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Always loved that Gene Hunt crossword clue in his book of policing…
Car or Suzi: I’ll get into both…
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Oh, and Laverne (as in and Shirley) has great tits…
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His name off screen is winkler….
I don’t why I find that quite fitting but it seems like it suits him.
I agree with Norman. Mrs c would get it.
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Unusual for you to extoll the virtues of the boyish figured, smaller breasted female Dick? Your adolescent self’s fine taste in birds is most commendable.
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Suzi Quatro is 69, divorced and worth $20 million. Go for it Mr F!
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What is her phone number or email, …… quick before DF gets in there
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Exactamundo cunt….
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Shame on you Mr Fiddler? How can you cunt the Fonz? Is was innocent, nostalgic good fun. Rather that than the PC shite that would be produced now where instead of the Fonz we would have some black lesbo transsexual hanging out with Pakistani paedophiles and illegal immigrants. You’ll be cunting the Good Life or Dad’s Army next.
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Compared to the bollocks passing for ‘comedy’ right now, Happy Days was ok and yes Mrs C, the daughter and Suzi Q were very much easy on the eye.
Ritchie aka Ron Howard went on to make a few decent action movies and didn’t Henry Winkler- the Fonz himself- quietly get enobled with an honorary Knighthood for services to primary school literature in the U.K. ? If so then I doff my hat to him which I would never dream of doing to 99% of the acting fraternity.
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Winkler is only interested in selling his books; he uses the same script in every school he visits and isn’t at all genuinely interested in communicating with the children. He talks at them, doesn’t listen to them and fucks off at the earliest opportunity. He is a total cunt with a ghastly false persona.
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Jess Fucking Phillips on the radio just now, suggesting the police may have turned a blind eye to domestic abuse when they attended Boris’s flat… 🙄
FFS! 😡
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Jesus Christ will somebody please throw that cunt in a vat of acid.
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My mates lifeless body was found in a large vat of chickpeas.
Police believe the cause of death to be hummuscide….
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She is a piece of work….
What the fuck …. so now the fuzz are getting the blame!
If she ever gets a fucking kicking in Brummy land I hope the police turn a blind eye.
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Its true ruff tuff Sargon was at boris’s and he was raping whores left and right
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If that’s the worst they’ve got on Boris, I’d be rather surprised. But ‘man has barney with missus’ is very nicely calibrated to outrage the wimminz. Run for three days (to date) in snowflake media.
And now Boris is a an antiwimminzitic cunt. He associates with men! He SHOUTS at wimminz! Hardworking pro-wimminz Remainer neighbour terrified into selling non-story to Guardian!
I hesitate to make any comparisons, but this is eerily familiar stuff.
Boris is still, and quite seriously, a cunt, though.
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Why, oh why didn’t they listen to us Komodo?
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The writing was on the wall from the start. A man who calls his children Lara Lettice, Milo Arthur, Cassia Peaches and Theodore Apollo, is obviously a sadistic sociopath. I wonder the social workers weren’t called in long ago.
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Fucking hell… I wasn’t aware of that… utter cuntishness on steroids!
For that alone he should be barred from holding high office. Or any sort of office for that matter.
Just hope he’s exposed for the fraudulent cunt he is before it’s too late.
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The milf was always in the wank bank her daughter would have also got Oh happy days
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I cannot bring myself to concur with a cunting of ‘The Fonz’.
I loved ‘Happy Days’, but then I was under ten years old when I watched it. Plus, I had a HUGE crush on Potsie, but I digress.
As an adult, it does appear a bit suspect that he was so much older than the teens he hung around with, but then the ’70’s were far more ‘innocent’ than today, where we look at everything with a suspicious eye (with good reason of course, as the world is increasingly more twisted and perverted with all of the deviant cuntery going on) He was supposed to be the sort of older brother and mentor character for Richie, I think.
Ahhh, the ’70’s. I would go back in a heartbeat.
2019 sucks arse and the future looks fucked too.
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What was it in the 70s with bands singing about 16 year olds?
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I must admit I always admired Fonzie’s leather jacket……..simple, stylish and, even on the crappy telly’s of those days, you could see it was very expensive top quality material.
However, a real American biker of the 50’s would have worn a Brando jacket, all zips and buckles. At least a cool one would. I suppose a sub-paedophile cunt like Arthur would have worn exactly the one he did so fair play to the production company.
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I wasn’t very old when this was on but old enough to realise 3 things….
1 fonzy was most definitely a cunt…..
2… I had a strange urge to do “ something “ to mrs Cunningham
3… Arnold was a two time cunt, firstly for allowing a middle aged degenerate twat dressed as a biker to hang around teenagers…..
And Arnold obviously thought he was a comedian as he had a sign in the window saying
“ Fonz,s tough but our chicken isn’t “
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Sorry
FTM ….
really unusual but excellent cunting , how long before the superbly unfunny mork and Mindy turns up , or even better still ALF!!
Talking about ALF , was out with a mate a few years ago and he managed to pull and fuck a bird who I had scored 8-10 lookalike for ALF early in the evening…
Clever she was not…….
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First class cunting. Yes, Suzi Q. I remember her playing at the Royal Standard in Walthamstow. I think she just sold her house in Essex – not that I’m a stalker.
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Suzi….tight leathers…..nostalgic smile on face and lump in trousers. Nom nom.
The Fonz…..Operation Jailbait suspect.
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He jumped a shark man!
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I always liked Sledge Hammer… A proper cunt who killed people… His sidekick was a fit’un and all…
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I always remember what my neighbour (who was in a band) said when I was a kid… He said he liked the way Suzi played her bass like it was a man… I asked ‘You mean playing it like a man does?’ And he said no… Playing it like it was a man… She had that effect on lads did our Suze….
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Excuse me Mr F but this might interest you:-
Has anyone had any signs yet of the Armageddon supposed to arrive tonight? We’re going to be hit by 48 hours of violent thunderstorms with London being worst hit – it didn’t say that but that’s what I’m wishing for. Apparently, numerous lightning strikes are going to raise the Houses of Parliament to the ground, the Thames barrage won’t be able to cope, with Brick Lane becoming entirely flooded and any climate protesters still on the streets will be flushed out like shit, down the Thames and out to sea. I’m staying up to watch the action.
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It’s climate emergency/armageddon etc etc. All the eco-loonies will be wailing in the street and gnashing their teeth.
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Where’s my comment about Fonzie’s leather jacket? Ok I used the phrase “sub-p********* but what’s wrong with that?
I ain’t writing it all out again.
Squares.
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Sit on it.
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This is without a doubt a first class cunting and makes me thinking of joining the me too moment (fuck knows where hash tag is).
I myself remember those days.
My mother would not allow us to turn on our gas fired black and white TV until 5pm so I would sneek up the track to a friend who had an electrical colour TV that did not resemble a drinks cabinet.
occasionally my care would be outsourced to my grandparents who would encourage me to write to another celebrity of the time a Mr Jimmy Savile and my grand father would beat me because of my hand writing ( you need to be a sign writer, there is lots of money to be made there, alas he did not know that Digital printing was round the corner)
Yes those were the days.
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A gas fired TV?
Fuck me, never knew such a thing ever existed Lord Benny.
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it was cutting edge technology before the valve was invented, and to be fair Grandads one was coal fired so our was quite modern in comparison.
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Up to about 20 years ago Suzi Quattro used to frequent a pub in the same street as me. I briefly dated a friend of her daughters as well. Pub has changed name several times and can’t work out if it’s closed now.
As for the Fonz. Never quite understood why he was supposedly cool.
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Fuck me, talk about a retro cunting. Next you’ll be getting worked up about the dissolution of the monasteries
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Happy days was quite clearly inspired by the brilliant American Graffiti movie,which was released 1 year before happy days and started a craze for 1950s Americana.I watched Fonzie and co religiously every Saturday afternoon and thought it was the dogs bollox.(I was just entering my teens when I first watched it).At that age women like Mrs Cuntingham looked like old,toothless hags to me,though looking back now its clear why many cunters considered jerkin the gherkin in her honour.The show itself of course was the urban equivalent of Little Cunt on the Prairie,a shangri-la version of America where 99% of the population was white,blacks and efniks knew their place,nobody did drugs and everyone ate 20 pizzas a day washed down with a barrel of Cola.As the Fonz would say:”Aaay! Sit on it”
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Mrs C the first milf?
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