James Kirkup

James Kirkup is a platinum plated cunt for writing in the Spectator that the Brexit Referendum was called to placate the “ swivel eyed loons” that dominate the membership of the Conservative Party. Kirkup reckons that many leave supporting Conservative members are only supporting leave for fear of the “swivel eyed loon brigade”.

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/05/the-truth-about-david-cameron-and-the-mad-swivel-eyed-loons/

Funny how these “ loons” persuaded 17.5 million voters to support them.

Cunt.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

33 thoughts on “James Kirkup

  1. Never heard of the cunt; and looking at that pic he looks like he’s just woke up after sleeping off a massive hangover on a park bench following an evening in some cheap and tacky winebar with his bestest mates; and then a visit to a “gentleman’s club” to fulfill his dream of getting wanked off by a “mummy lookalike”

    I wouldn’t trust that shifty looking cunt with a fucking kettle!

    Fuck him

    • …. oh, and for a second there I thought this cunt’s name was “James Cockup” – which would seem highly appropriate as he probably has one “up him” on a regular basis.

    • Looks more like he’s shit himself going into a meeting he can’t avoid and realises he now has to sit down. It’s a look I’ve often seen on Oliver Hardy after Stan’s dropped him in it.

    • Looks like he got squished coming out the birth canal and has been bitter ever since.

  2. “Swivel eyed loon” is one of the favourite phrases of the great intellectual and raconteur James O’Shithead. He particularly likes to apply this cutting linguistic device to his broadcasting colleague Sir Nigel Farage. That’s when he is not calling him a racist, fascist or suggesting he is in the pay of Vladimir Putin.
    Of course, I have carefully avoided the rantings of the great O’Shithead for 16 months now, a Ramadamadingdongesque fast I intend to break at 10am tomorrow, Friday 7th June.
    I really can’t wait to hear how O’Shithead is going to explain away the kicking his remoaner pals are going to get from the “swivel eyed loons” in Peterborough today.
    It’s possible that O’Shithead might reconsider the status of his own eyesight and mental health but I very much doubt it.
    I wonder how long I will last before I have to switch off this champagne socialist Establishment arselicking cunt?

    • Last I heard O’Shithead was suggesting we’d voted Leave due to the false belief the EU was going to “ban the sale of rocking horses.”

      Talk about swivel-eyed loons….!

  3. The referendum was called because that utter fucking Cunt Cameron wanted to go down in history as the “Leader” who finally put an end to the divisions in the Tory party over the EU,and the fact that Farage was threatening to split the Tory vote in an election.
    The “swivel-eyed lunatics” were David Cameron and his equally arrogant supporters. Brexit was never meant to happen,and the sight of the shit,Cameron making half-arsed attempts to convince that he was working in Britain’s best interests was nothing more than embarrassing. However,his increasingly hysterical threats of Armageddon when the conceited fool realised that “the common people” were likely to ignore him was criminal. ( I await his trial as soon as that equal wanker,Johnson’s is done). Then to complete his utter betrayal, Posh Boy,on losing upped sticks and ran away..the act of a spineless blowhard and copper-bottomed Shit.

    Swivel-eyed lunatic,indeed..rather that than a sleazy liar and weakling.

    Sorry,gone off at a bit of a tangent,but I’m sure James Kirkup is a Cunt too,he looks rather unwell. I wonder if he is on antiretroviral drugs? I hope that they lose their potency soon.

    Fuck Off.

    • Kirkup looks heavily sedated? This pic taken when brexit result was just in? These breast feeding, bed wetting, mardarse, middleclass mummys boys, just cant accept losing can they? Best of three? I wasnt ready! You cheated! Count it again! My lace was undone, its my ball my rules! Soft workshy, suit wearing little queers to a man, brexit should just be the start of theyre worries if any justice! We are coming for you Tarquin, you too Marcus, you need working on boy….😡

    • If Cameron had stayed he would have done a much better job of selling us down the river with the EU’s slave state treaty.

      Alternatively, if he’d had any guts, he could have come out on the steps of No.10 and announced the result null and void, citing that the referendum was only ‘advisory’ not ‘mandatory’.

      “The Government will not be taking your advice, thank you so much.”

    • Perhaps he’s been sharing Rory Tory Boy’s opium hookah?

      “Newspaper taxis appear on the shore…” 🎶

      • Thank you for bringing another cunt to my attention, ACWCC… and I’m glad to have been woefully ignorant of the meaningless little prat’s worthless existence, up until now, anyway !
        On the subject of taxis, an empty one has just pulled up, and all the ChuckUp MPs alighted…

    • James Kirk you say? Looks as though he’s been stunned by one of his own phasers rammed up his arse.

  4. Makes you think, have we not been told the threat to our democracy was wrapped in a black and white flag?

    Seems to me what has damaged democracy and freedom is remain cunts. Wrapped in a blue flag with stars, fighting against democracy to force us to remain in the EU caliphate.

  5. Looking at the state of this turd, it must have been one hell of a party…

    • It’s only a matter of time before he goes full soy and grows a fucking massive beard.
      There’s only one real fix for bedwetting leftards like this- a quick induction inton HM Forces then a nice long spell in, say, Helmand.
      Cuuuuuunt.

  6. He’s a fine one to talk about swivel eyed loons when he personifies the look of the droopy eyed loon. Can anyone say Foetal Alcohol Syndrome?

    Anyway, since remoaners can never put forth any more cogent arguments for staying in the EU other than “because”, I’m starting to think some rather Stepfordian thoughts about them. When I cut myself I bleed… do they bleed?

  7. Another £300lk for the Madeliine McCann investigation.

    Running total now at £12m.

    Why didn’t the mother answer police questions and why was Madeline”s blood found in the boot off the car? Come on Keystones finest, it’s not difficult.

    Have a nice holiday.

    Fuck off. Again. And again.

  8. Off road for a mo…

    Scotland Yard have announced they’ll be spending a further £300,000 (on top of the £12million already spent) investigating the disappearance of Madeline McCann.

    More holidays in the sun.

    I can’t help feeling that the money would be better spent reopening the Jack the Ripper case… especially as we already know who done Madeline in.

    • How much would it cost to bang up that pair of lazy, self indulgent, negligent pisshead cunts for a few years?
      A lot less than 12 mill that’s for sure.

  9. Icon verticular luscus, the swivel-eyed loon., Is a territorial bird that will defend its territory against intruders with great vigour. The UK population is thought to number some 17.4 million although there are unsupported claims that numbers have been declining in recent years. It’s diet comprises fuckwit worms, remainer beetles and other carrion including gayness rodents. It is not a protected species but an upsurge in hunting has failed to reduce its numbers. Indeed there is circumstantial evidence numbers are increasing. Considered by some to be vermin it is noted for its ability to shit copiously from a great height upon other birds that attempt to restrict its flight path, notably the European starling. It nests in a variety of buildings except Parliament where prolonged efforts to eradicate it have been successful. It is non-migratory. It has a distinctive call – a raucous “fookyoo cunt, fookyoo cunt, often to be heard in the early evening when television sets are tuned to the BBC news.

  10. From Madeleine McCann disappearing just over 12 years ago, I have been staunch in my thoughts that the Scouse scally and Weegie wank were responsible for their daughters disappearance. And still they’re saying Madeleine is going to be found alive. What a pair of CCCUUUNNNTTTSSS.

  11. A late one from me, but I feel the need to cunt this piss-ant and all he stands for……

    What an Utter fucking Bell-End.

    Pretty much sums it all up with this vomitous mass……….

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