Parking Collection Services are a monumental organisation of money-grubbing arseholes and cunts.

The building next to ours at work has employed this troupe of intellectually-defective, simian arseholes to patrol and manage the parking spaces in front of their building. Our end parking space which falls under our landlord’s building demise abuts theirs. PCS has mistakenly ticketed our vehicles parked in our space. They have gone on to issue the usual £60 fine, complete with photos of our vehicles parked (in our space) and the concomitant threat of an increase to £100 if not paid within 14 days. Our finance dept mistakenly paid the fine. This matter was then brought to my attention.

I spoke with a junior monkey-breed girl from PCS who, as you would expect, was poorly-spoken, arrogant and nasty as fuck. I explained to the cloth eared, argumentative dimwit that they had ticketed our vehicles which were parked on our landlord’s demise, not on their client’s demise. All to no avail; “we can’t issue a refund”. Why not I asked? Apparently by paying their charge we admittedly liability. I told her they could issue a refund, as could any company (this is not a fine, remember but a charge) but clearly didn’t want to as they are in business to screw money out of anyone and anything that has the capacity to pay them.

Well I have sent the cunts a substantial rocket up their arse by letter including a copy of my landlord’s HMLR registration and a demand for the refund. PCS are a parasitical entity and I wouldn’t shed a tear if their offices suffered a la Grenfell.

The nastiest bunch of rude, arrogant, money-grabbing, parasitical cunts I have ever had to deal with who use bullying tactics to sustain their income. They are no better than a fucking tapeworm or a mosquito. If the cunts even so dare try to ticket any of our vehicles again they will be answering a civil claim for harassment. PCS, if you are reading this, you are a whopping great CUNT.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

I hate our cuntish politicians.

They allow hundreds of thousands of dirty sponging lazy as fuck foreigners into this country.

They give them our money for doing nothing, and do not care whether they have criminal records in their home countries.

They do not care if they cause problems, mess, are noisy or do not want to conform to the British way of life.

They give them priority over the British people.

Our politicians are working towards overturning the democratic result of the British electorate that is to leave the European Union that is Brexit.

They award a 1% pay rise to the essential services and people who perform vital life saving jobs, whilst being awarded something close to 10% for themselves.

They have longer holidays than the rest of the working population.

Many of them have two homes, the second of which they expect us to pay for. And they get generous expenses.

They tell us that we need to all live within our means and that austerity is the dish of the day whilst at the same time are talking of spending billions of pounds of our money on refurbishing the House of Parliament (plus another £60m or what the final figure ends up at on Big Ben).

They reduce the budget for the police force whilst at the same time strengthening heavily the fortifications around the Houses of Parliament.

Today (when most of us are experiencing major drug problems, young white girls being raped, stabbings and murders in our towns), a car crashes into a barrier outside the Houses of Parliament. The response time is immediate and seemingly the entire British police force turn out to arrest the single offender. Two minor casualties. Probably the whole fucking day will be spent covering the event by the desperate news hungry cunts in the media, more specifically cameras (of the different news channels) pointed at the same place with random people with not much to say do so, over and over and over again. Bored.

A car crashes outside the Houses of Parliament? So fucking what. What a shame the useless fuckers are all on holiday and what a fucking shame it was only a minor incident, and that for once the useless cunts inside the building experience a taste of the real life they themselves have orchestrated for the rest of us.

How I hate the useless fuckers in Parliament for what they are doing to this once great country whilst at the same time looking after themselves very nicely thank you.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

John McCain is deed. Now I’ve nowt against this man or have a desire to speak ill of the recently dead but what the fuck is going on on every fucking news channel ?

I’m pretty sure I recall him being ridiculed for running alongside Sarah ” shoot any fucking thing with a fur coat and 4 legs ” Palin….. our porno inspiring Republican nominee 10 years ago. Now , I couldn’t give a fuck about the ins and outs of that presidential race , but it was pretty much reported as 2 horrible cunts trying to prevent the saint of all saints Obama from saving the American People.

Fast forward 10 years , and solely because he didn’t like Trump , McCain is being lauded as a fucking national treasure and loss to righteousness by every fucking bleeding heart liberal news channel . My god its fucking sickening… ” noble the truth teller ” …… ” bipartisan statesman”…. “FUCKING BOAK” says Squint Cuntwood !!!

Hated trump…that’s all this is about and enough to get you hours of sycophancy from the frothing leftist cunts who’ve infiltrated and placed themselves in every facet of our fucking society over the lat 30 years.

The levels they are prepared to stoop to have been exposed the last 2 years…. I pray there are millions more like us every day cunts who have had enough and are willing to vote 1 last time to send the fucking message

#Yourtimesupaswellcunts

(Fake hashtag im not on that twitter pish )

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

What with the very recent news of his death, I feel it is only fair to give that neocon neocunt John McCain a good cunting as he descends into the fiery pit of hell.

He was a shit naval officer, who graduated 894th out of 899 in his graduation class and who only stayed in despite numerous fuck ups because his dad and grandad were admirals (nepotism at its finest),

Moving to Arizona to advance his political career he consistently backed pretty much every single war and military invasion that came along whilst he was a senator. Oh, and on top of all that he refused to do the honourable thing and resign despite the fact that he knew he didn’t have the appropriate mental faculties to do his job properly thanks to the brain tumour.

So farewell McCunt you neoconservative, warmongering son of a bitch – you certainly will not be missed.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt