Monthly Archives: August 2018

The White Stripes

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The White Stripes are cunts…

Well, I never liked them anyway, ever… Jack Shite: a screeching fake as Bruce Jenner’s twat pretentious and tuneless cunt, who masquerades as an ‘obscure bluesman’… And his mong-esque wife/sister, who thumps the drums like a smartied up three year old on a toy Chad Valley kit, and who said even less than Big Cynthia (“She knows, y’know!”),,,

Now, I’d forgotten about these two talentless weirdo inbred cunts… But I am sick of hearing that ‘Seven Nation Army’ shite…. Played by the classless Ivans and other sundry wankers throughout the World Cup (why, for fuck’s sake?!), and still on the radio every other hour, every fucking day… I never got why the cunts in the music press ever applauded these two ‘is me sister me wife?’ sacks of hayseed shit… And their most famous noise (I won’t call Seven Nation Shite a song!) sounds like Joey Deacon trying to play ‘Smoke On The Water’… Pair of talentless overhyped cunts…

Nominated by Norman

Patrick Stewart [6]

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A lights round the make-up duckie cunting please for this up-his-own-arse luvvie, who apparently was fighting for fucking Labour when he was all of 5 years old (against Sir Winston Churchill if you don’t mind!)

He is a true Remainer, duckie, and it is Corbyn’s stance on this that has really upset the queen of the silver screen. That and the fact that Corbyn was (mildly?) “rude” to him, but read it and see just what that rudeness was. If I had been rude to him I would have told him to get his fucking head out of his decrepit stinking arsehole. Why do actors like this old cunt think they are important?

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Kathleen Turner

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Yet another has been kaput celebrislag jumping on the Me Too bandwagon…

This long forgotten bint has crawled out of her hole to carp on (to the media, naturally)
about her ‘Hell’ and being a ‘sexual target’ for the likes of Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, and Michael Douglas… Again, like so many of these ‘harassed’ and ‘violated’ Tinsletown slappers. Turner has named names but given no specifics… ie: slurring someone without any real accusations or evidence…

When she says ‘sexual target’ does she means that the aforementioned gentlemen at one time or another made passes at her? If so that’s not a crime (well, at least it never used to be), and I bet she hardly turned some of them down… Turner’s hypocrisy (like so many of them) also stinks… I remember reading a newspaper in 1986, and this very same woman boasting about her ‘sexual power’ and actually saying ‘I can turn any head in any room in the world! If a man doesn’t turn his head to look at me, then I know he is gay!’ This bigheaded bitch actually said that…

But now she’s (well) past it she’s jumping on the Femstapo and virtue signaling gravy train… And I always thought she was massively overrated anyway… My mother had better looking friends than that…

Nominated by Norman

Charities [4]

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We learn again that this overbloated, dysfunctional sector is complicit in sex crimes, bullying and general abuse. And it is all covered up Vatican style.

So what? You might say. To quote a revered cunter ‘fuck them’. I never give. Trouble is we do. All of us, except perhaps Branson, Lineker, Barlow and other assorted tax dodgers.
This overstaffed, overpaid, Londonistancentric bunch of parasites get huge bungs of tax Wonga.
‘Save the Children and keep me a pretty one’ should be the full title for one of them.
So. Dig deep and give until it hurts. You know you will feel better. Not that you have a choice.
Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Madonna [6]

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On the day following the death of the great Aretha Franklin, we are consoled by the major news outlets that another female ‘legend’ of music is alive and well, celebrating her 60th birthday.

That would be Madonna, the greatest one-trick pony of them all.

An individual of minimal talent, this cunt has carved out a nice little earner by being ‘provocative’ and being a perfect template for the modern hopefuls by selling her music almost exclusively through the medium of sex for the last four decades.

Her various re-inventions have simply been periodic swings to and from being a slutty exhibitionist when record sales start to dip or rise accordingly. Lauded as a ‘feminine icon’, I think it is fair to say that the dumb cunt has neither the cunning nor the wherewithal to comprehend representing anyone except herself.

Many people, myself included, have been screaming at old Madge to ‘put them away for the lads’ since the 90s. Continuing her various cunt stunts which are so predictable now, like snogging someone a quart of her age in some grizzly stage show, just show what little this cunt has to fall back on. Even in her 80s heyday that really is all she had to offer. But now, as a fucking pensioner, it is beyond nightmarish and it is almost as if those who know her are too afraid to tell her what a foul cunt she now resembles, all semi-naked hanging flesh with the odd fading navvy tattoo.

The greatest displays of Madge’s cuntitide however have been exhibited away from the mic. The whole black ‘n’ white minstrel adoption saga was a tour-de-force in vapid celebrity parenting; more recently she made a declaration to ‘blow up the whitehouse’ at an anti-Trump event, rapidly backtracking that it was taken out of context once it was pointed out she was on the cusp of comitting a criminal offence with such a declaration. And then we have her various public cuntshows involving her subhuman-looking oldest son and Guy ‘just as talentless Mockney cunt’ Ritchie.

I hate this cunt vehemently and the only indiscretion I’ll ‘fess up to was having a bit of a Tommy Tank over her role in Body of Evidence (1993) one dimly-lit evening during puberty. It was a low ebb, and I was going through a dark time. Otherwise, this repulsive fucking cunt has served to keep me abstinent from sins of the knuckle-shuffle variety throughout adulthood.

Madonna – Mother Cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back