Dead Pool (109)

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Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Dead Pool 108 by successfully stealing Senator John McCain from Shaun and nominating somebody that we all actually heard of.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool (109)”

  3. Giscard d’Estaing
    Ethel Kennedy
    Dick Van Dyke
    Chuck Yeager
    Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

  5. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  8. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    Four FIFA cunts and a cunt who won’t stop talking about a footie game from fifty years ago. Congrats to Mr Dioclese.

  9. He looked like Charlie Chaplin in his later years.

    Livvie Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth Cope
    Genesis Breyer P’Orridge

  10. Buzz Aldrin
    Keith Richards
    James Randi
    Robert Mugabe
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  12. Thomas Markle
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Dio.

  16. Hillary Clinton
    Nancy Pelosi
    Prince Phillip
    June Brown
    Jeremy Corbyn (please, please have it happen)

  20. Shit everyone has picked the best pics. Arse.
    Anyway, her is the flaxen-haired one’s best choices:
    Paul Gadd aka ‘Gary Glitter’
    Paul McCartney- unlikely due to his healthy lifestyle, but you never know
    Ringo Starr- no idea why, but the voices in my head insist
    Oback Obama
    Any of the Clintons- is this allowed, or am I covering too much ground?
    Angela Merch.
    I’ve decided to add a bonus ‘cunt’ because I’ve probably nominated someone already taken- ain’t dat the sad truth?
    Erich Thurston- mad bloke at college with a wonky eye and poor taste in attire. Also shagged my old girlfriend and indirectly gave me the clap.

    Flaxen Saxon

    • Hahaha……I love this list if somewhat “wishful in thinking”.
      Shame you can’t find space for the Uber-Cunt Blair although I admit I can’t decide who to swap him with…probably Clarke as he’s an old and relatively harmless cunt these days.

      • My wish list would contain at least 50 people. But when I am Queen my neighbours will be first against the wall.

  23. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  27. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

    You guys all know who these cunts are right?

  30. Relatives of the recently deceased John McCain have said a cremation is the more likely option, as he is now cleary oven ready….

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