Dead Pool (109)

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Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Dead Pool 108 by successfully stealing Senator John McCain from Shaun and nominating somebody that we all actually heard of.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool (109)”

  6. McCain has had his chips. eh?…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Anna Karen
    Cleo Laine

  7. Fish in a barrel was McCain.
    Good shot all the same

    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Peter Purves

  9. FUCK ME CERTAIN CUNTS ARE NOW TAKING THE PISS Re THE POOL. Said cunts are sneaking in too many snide noms with FUCK PUPPET accounts using Admin Privileges. Yours Truly always willing to grin and bare a spot orf skulduggery but there comes a time when the worm doth turn. THE FIX IS IN ORN THIS SITE and Yours Truly is fearlessly exposing this dastardly practice and not just because he is not in orn it and if you must stoop so low (insert own Pope and Rent Boy gag) at least kindly refrain from filching me own original noms YOU TOSSER.
    Reports orf Volcanic Activity and Eruptions In the British Isles? Further signs orf climate change? Not a bit orf it. It’s me fucking BLOOD PRESSURE!!
    YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

    • Double Bastard so steamed up forgot to insert me new ORIGINAL noms. Unchecked due to medical necessity but no doubt will be gently informed in due course if trespassing orn some other cunt’s turf.

      Jim Dale
      Rhonda Fleming
      Tony Bennett
      Fenella Fielding
      Roy Hattersley

      You cunts doubtless will try to steal those next time.

    • I will look into it but I have only ever used the one account for all my wins.

      • I can’t look into it today though as am at a beer festival and still have 8 ales left to sample.

  13. Len McClusky
    Jo Swinson
    Appeaser May
    Chris Williamson
    Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)

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